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Do you give sex signals to your OH?

  • 06-01-2014 10:36pm
    #1
    Chefrio
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 120 ✭✭


    Or do you just ask for sex?In my relationship my OH gives me signals for sex usually whereas I just ask if she wants to have sex usually. How about you?


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I use charades as foreplay


  • #3
    Vinz Mesrine
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭Vinz Mesrine


    I annoy her into it, she just does it to shut me up and stop me pawing at her


  • #4
    Chazz Michael Michaels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    I basically start molesting her. Is that a signal?


  • #5
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    I have found that its a mutual thing. We kiss and cuddle every night, sometimes it leads to the nasty business of love making and other times its just a kissing and cuddling sessions.


  • #6
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Sex is disgusting, you are all perverts.


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  • #7
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »
    I basically start molesting her. Is that a signal?
    Same here.
    But your missus called the police on me.


  • #8
    brevity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,588 ✭✭✭brevity


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I use charades as foreplay

    Brings a while new meaning to "One handed boxing"


  • #9
    Chazz Michael Michaels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    Same here.
    But your missus called the police on me.

    Genius.


  • #10
    roro1990
    Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭roro1990


    Does typing in porn addresses count as a signal? And do porn websites count as OH's? If so then hell yeah


  • #11
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,450 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    These.


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  • #12
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    I have never once 'asked' for sex..that is mental. Reminds me of some Oliver Twist kinda deal "please miss can I have some more" Jesus no.
    We cuddle and kiss and sometimes clothes disappear..sometimes they don't.

    Although morning sex is pretty much a given. No better way to start the day.


  • #13
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Semaphore sounds durty.


  • #14
    Chefrio
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 120 ✭✭Chefrio


    SV wrote: »
    I have never once 'asked' for sex..that is mental. Reminds me of some Oliver Twist kinda deal "please miss can I have some more" Jesus no.
    We cuddle and kiss and sometimes clothes disappear..sometimes they don't.

    Although morning sex is pretty much a given. No better way to start the day.

    I prefer to be direct myself at times, "fancy a ride" I say, then she says yes or no. No games.


  • #15
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    I let her know I am in the mood through the art of interpretive dance.


  • #16
    FreshKnickers
    Registered Users Posts: 343 ✭✭FreshKnickers


    Feckin' tried it once. Bloody Batman at the end of the bed! Weirdest threesome ever.


  • #17
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    "You know that look women get when they want sex ? , , Me neither."
    Emo Philips


  • #18
    Tasden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    If we're already in bed its a given unless said otherwise. We constantly kiss and whatnot throughout the day so it just happens or whoever is in the mood can initiate it then or else we'll just straight out ask/suggest it/say its happening if its not gonna happen naturally.


  • #19
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Do you mean sex with a real person?


  • #20
    wolfmoon87
    Registered Users Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


    "Fetch the penis beaker"


  • #21
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    OH means other hand right...right? Like obviously one's good hand has a mind of it's own but the other hand can be a bit dim is it?


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  • #22
    WellThen?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 358 ✭✭WellThen?


    Wednesday's and Saturday's !! Schedule...Sorted.


  • #23
    knickerbocker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭knickerbocker


    Asking, begging.......such a subtle difference!


  • #24
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Both really.

    Blatantly obvious signals or a simple "Lets have sex" works out well.


  • #25
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    Does using hookers count?
    Then the signal is roll down the window


  • #26
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    drop the hand


  • #27
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    I twerk :-D


  • #28
    Victoria Fortescue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭Victoria Fortescue


    I ask for nothing, I just take. We kiss throughout the day, and I drop the sly hand on him whenever the mood hits. Poor guy can't sit on the sofa without me grabbing him by the bits at random intervals. He might catch sight of a bit of boob and he's down there like a flash. There is no sex signals, it's an all you can eat buffet around here :pac:


  • #29
    Chefrio
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 120 ✭✭Chefrio


    Victoria Fortescue wrote: »
    I ask for nothing, I just take. We kiss throughout the day, and I drop the sly hand on him whenever the mood hits. Poor guy can't sit on the sofa without me grabbing him by the bits at random intervals. He might catch sight of a bit of boob and he's down there like a flash. There is no sex signals, it's an all you can eat buffet around here :pac:

    Ok just remember no means no.


  • #30
    Neyite
    Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,947 Mod ✭✭✭✭Neyite


    "the baby is napping, fancy a ride?"


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  • #31
    Victoria Fortescue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭Victoria Fortescue


    Chefrio wrote: »
    Ok just remember no means no.
    No = challenge accepted :cool:


  • #32
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Wear the face off her and drop the hand.


  • #33
    loveBBhate
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 645 ✭✭✭loveBBhate


    My OH usually just stands in front of me, turns around and bends over tbh. Different to most I'd imagine but it invites me to mount her (I usually do) and it works for us :) wouldn't have it any other way!


  • #34
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    "Go brush your teeth and have a shave".......

    Her to me, but sometimes I say the same thing to her - it works both ways!


  • #35
    PopRocks
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭PopRocks


    I put on the gimp mask and they usually catch the drift.


  • #36
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Victoria Fortescue wrote: »
    No = challenge accepted :cool:

    See now if a guy said that people would be up in arms.


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  • #37
    Rabelais
    Site Banned Posts: 263 ✭✭Rabelais


    I arrive in from the pub stinking of stout and garlic chips; a twinkle in my eye that random observers might interpret as being glassy from drink. Women find these pungent odours irresistible, a silent mating call that soon results in a passionate tryst.


  • #38
    cmore123
    Registered Users Posts: 154 ✭✭cmore123


    bumper234 wrote: »
    I let her know I am in the mood through the art of interpretive dance.

    Superb!!!!! :-)


  • #39
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    I meow like a cat and continue to exhibit feline behaviour throughtout foreplay and intercourse.


  • #40
    cmore123
    Registered Users Posts: 154 ✭✭cmore123


    Victoria Fortescue wrote: »
    I ask for nothing, I just take. We kiss throughout the day, and I drop the sly hand on him whenever the mood hits. Poor guy can't sit on the sofa without me grabbing him by the bits at random intervals. He might catch sight of a bit of boob and he's down there like a flash. There is no sex signals, it's an all you can eat buffet around here :pac:

    Deadly! Think I'll call round to her house when yer man is out... :-)


  • #41
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I just tend to look at them and point at my crotch. Works like a charm..... kinda.


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  • #42
    roro1990
    Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭roro1990


    The willy helicopter dance


  • #43
    Dr.Winston O'Boogie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,820 ✭✭✭Dr.Winston O'Boogie


    You are supposed to let them know???


  • #44
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Rubbing the piss horn off her arse in bed of a lazy sunday morning


  • #45
    SNAKEDOC
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭SNAKEDOC


    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
    PISS HORN
    I prefer to accidentally lying on her bare chest in such a way I end up on her nipple so the end result is hornyness. RESULT.


  • #46
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I always inform him politely that he will be sexing me later.

    Then he looks unhappy and does it anyway :D He's more of a morning sex kinda guy, I usually get an erection poking me in the arse.


  • #47
    Gehad_JoyRider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Gehad_JoyRider


    I just kiss her neck and let her do the demanding... Simple really.


  • #48
    yeahimhere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭yeahimhere


    Victoria Fortescue wrote: »
    No = challenge accepted :cool:

    Eh yeah. Jokes like that are not really acceptable. If we want respect and equality we have to give it in return.


  • #49
    Chazz Michael Michaels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    keith16 wrote: »
    I meow like a cat and continue to exhibit feline behaviour throughtout foreplay and intercourse.

    I had an ex girlfriend who meowed and did all that. I thoroughly enjoyed it!


  • #50
    Angry_Mammarys
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭Angry_Mammarys


    He wags his tail.


  • #51
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I usually get an erection poking me in the arse.

    That romantic bastard!


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