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Do you give sex signals to your OH?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Wear the face off her and drop the hand.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 645 ✭✭✭loveBBhate


    My OH usually just stands in front of me, turns around and bends over tbh. Different to most I'd imagine but it invites me to mount her (I usually do) and it works for us :) wouldn't have it any other way!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    "Go brush your teeth and have a shave".......

    Her to me, but sometimes I say the same thing to her - it works both ways!


  • Registered Users Posts: 34 PopRocks


    I put on the gimp mask and they usually catch the drift.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    No = challenge accepted :cool:

    See now if a guy said that people would be up in arms.


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  • Site Banned Posts: 263 ✭✭Rabelais


    I arrive in from the pub stinking of stout and garlic chips; a twinkle in my eye that random observers might interpret as being glassy from drink. Women find these pungent odours irresistible, a silent mating call that soon results in a passionate tryst.


  • Registered Users Posts: 154 ✭✭cmore123


    bumper234 wrote: »
    I let her know I am in the mood through the art of interpretive dance.

    Superb!!!!! :-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    I meow like a cat and continue to exhibit feline behaviour throughtout foreplay and intercourse.


  • Registered Users Posts: 154 ✭✭cmore123


    I ask for nothing, I just take. We kiss throughout the day, and I drop the sly hand on him whenever the mood hits. Poor guy can't sit on the sofa without me grabbing him by the bits at random intervals. He might catch sight of a bit of boob and he's down there like a flash. There is no sex signals, it's an all you can eat buffet around here :pac:

    Deadly! Think I'll call round to her house when yer man is out... :-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I just tend to look at them and point at my crotch. Works like a charm..... kinda.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭roro1990


    The willy helicopter dance


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,820 ✭✭✭Dr.Winston O'Boogie


    You are supposed to let them know???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Rubbing the piss horn off her arse in bed of a lazy sunday morning


  • Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭SNAKEDOC


    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
    PISS HORN
    I prefer to accidentally lying on her bare chest in such a way I end up on her nipple so the end result is hornyness. RESULT.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I always inform him politely that he will be sexing me later.

    Then he looks unhappy and does it anyway :D He's more of a morning sex kinda guy, I usually get an erection poking me in the arse.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Gehad_JoyRider


    I just kiss her neck and let her do the demanding... Simple really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭yeahimhere


    No = challenge accepted :cool:

    Eh yeah. Jokes like that are not really acceptable. If we want respect and equality we have to give it in return.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    keith16 wrote: »
    I meow like a cat and continue to exhibit feline behaviour throughtout foreplay and intercourse.

    I had an ex girlfriend who meowed and did all that. I thoroughly enjoyed it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭Angry_Mammarys


    He wags his tail.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I usually get an erection poking me in the arse.

    That romantic bastard!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    keith16 wrote: »
    That romantic bastard!

    I know yeah..sometimes he even reaches around and 'honks' my boob.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Semaphore-play


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Hand on thigh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I know yeah..sometimes he even reaches around and 'honks' my boob.

    Once for yes, twice for no like....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭grizzly


    Bottle of ketchup in the kitchen window it means lets make love....i am feeling saucy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Few years ago now, in folks gaff, so it used to be when I'd throw on Saving Private Ryan.

    (Opening scene lots explosions and gunfire which somewhat covered the other explosions BECAUSE I AM THE BEST IN THE BEDROOM DEPT. Read: not good in bed, insecure and over-compensating).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,231 ✭✭✭mutley18


    If by sex signals you mean make a shadow puppet on the wall with my right hand and then sexually beckon it towards me with my left hand then yes that is exactly how it goes down. Me and Palm-ala are very much sexually active.


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