Crap Wrap - A disappointing lunchtime for Kone!

Kone · 02-09-2004 1:04pm #1

I bought a veggie wrap in a shop on Baggot St earlier (I won't name them just yet!) and when I got back to my desk and opened it up I was shocked by the supreme lack of content! It USUALLY include Tomatoes, Lettuce, Parmeasan Cheese, Croutons and Sauce.

Check out the pics below to see what I got today!

Would you be happy with this?

Going Demented · 02-09-2004 1:16pm

Kone wrote:

Would you be happy with this?

I'm sorry but i'm laughing here. No i would NOT be happy with that "wrap"

mycroft · 02-09-2004 1:19pm

I'm literally about to walk out the door and get a sambo on baggot st, which shop/deli, I must know I'm bleeding starving

Lex_Diamonds · 02-09-2004 1:23pm

Ok first of all, who the **** voted yes. :rolleyes:

I bet it was the first day of the person who made that wrap, they havent a clue about good quantities and/or the manager told them not to put too much in and they are ****ting it.

mycroft · 02-09-2004 1:25pm

Ok first of all, who the **** voted yes.

Our board resident anorexics?

I'm a bad man going to hell

Kone · 02-09-2004 1:33pm

Lex_Diamonds wrote:

Ok first of all, who the **** voted yes. :rolleyes:

I bet it was the first day of the person who made that wrap, they havent a clue about good quantities and/or the manager told them not to put too much in and they are ****ting it.

No, it wasn't a new starter, the girl in question has been working there for over 6 months!

ballooba · 02-09-2004 1:36pm

Dude, your taking the p!ss.

That can't be real!!!

Although I remember the first time i was doing breakfast shift in the States.

Some fat sh!t comes in and wasn't satisfied witht the amount of cream cheese put on his bagel. Kept telling me to put more on.

Me being Irish and unfamiliar with the ways of the breakfast bagel proceeded to do this for the next customer. She went crazy and questioned my parentage etc.

Probably a new person. Did they look like they came from a famine struck country?

Gurgle · 02-09-2004 1:37pm

There is a trail of salad from the shop to your desk.
No other explanation makes sense.

Kone · 02-09-2004 1:38pm

As I said above, no, it wasn't a new starter, the girl in question has been working there for over 6 months!

I wish I was taking the piss! It's real

Kone · 02-09-2004 1:40pm

Gurgle wrote:

There is a trail of salad from the shop to your desk.
No other explanation makes sense.

Nope, it was all nicely wrapped up (excuse the pun) in a paper wrapper and then a brown paper bag, no leakage at all!

445279.ie · 02-09-2004 1:42pm

I hope you got it for free!! How much did you pay for it?

ixoy · 02-09-2004 1:44pm

Where's the contents? No seriously... This is almost a case for the Rip Off Ireland forum. Unbelievable. Name and shame now!

Winters · 02-09-2004 2:06pm

Quick ... somebody call the Office of the Director of Comsumer Affairs!

Actually ... loking at those pictures has made me very hugry.

ToxicPaddy · 02-09-2004 2:07pm

That has to be the WORST excuse for a wrap Ive seen in a longtime..

Jeez man, why are you even questioning whether to go back or not.. get yer
ass down there now and scream at someone.. then ask for another wrap

Tox

Kone · 02-09-2004 2:09pm

Winters wrote:

Quick ... somebody call the Office of the Director of Comsumer Affairs!

Or the Sambo Police!

lisa.c · 02-09-2004 2:15pm

are you sure you didnt order an anorexic wrap...

that is so pathetic looking how much did you pay for it?

go back to the manager and ask him for a price breakdown of the wrap you bought.

sceptre · 02-09-2004 2:18pm

Kone wrote:

Would you be happy with this?

Are you kidding me?

Kold · 02-09-2004 2:20pm

Lol my mum overfills the ones in our shop. I don't know how we aren't bankrupt.

napalm@night · 02-09-2004 2:43pm

If I was to take a guess I reckon that wrap came from the shop beginning with M on Baggot st where they have many workers who originate from foreign lands....

Sleipnir · 02-09-2004 2:48pm

`bring it back immediately and complain.
That's a joke of a wrap.
Which shop was it?

Blisterman · 02-09-2004 2:49pm

Bring it back!!!

Nuttzz · 02-09-2004 3:05pm

are you sure its not the Low Carb Wrap or the 1 Point Weightwatchers wrap or perhaps she just got tired of spitting in it........

embee · 02-09-2004 7:52pm

Name & shame!

tba · 02-09-2004 8:20pm

Kold wrote:

Lol my mum overfills the ones in our shop. I don't know how we aren't bankrupt.

where is that Kold will frequent it if its close

orangerooster · 02-09-2004 9:21pm

Thats a heap of crap-I hope you went back to them with that piece of bollox-name that shop so we can avoid!

Gordon · 02-09-2004 11:39pm

You did take it back didn't you?

jesus_thats_gre · 03-09-2004 1:43am

Kold wrote:

Lol my mum overfills the ones in our shop. I don't know how we aren't bankrupt.

So now it seems you are ignorant to customers of a shop that have actually paid for your upbringing and could be responsible for any earnings you receive during your adult life??

You should study the McDonalds book of Economics, hook em young.. Can't wait till your begging us to put change in one of those plastic bags you hate so much on Halpenny bridge!!

You wont be long putting a few papers in a bag to get fed then

oh the joy of being a right prick.

BlitzKrieg · 03-09-2004 5:11am

I voted No because i dont like mayo...

Kold · 04-09-2004 12:05am

jesus_thats_gre wrote:

So now it seems you are ignorant to customers of a shop that have actually paid for your upbringing and could be responsible for any earnings you receive during your adult life??

You should study the McDonalds book of Economics, hook em young.. Can't wait till your begging us to put change in one of those plastic bags you hate so much on Halpenny bridge!!

You wont be long putting a few papers in a bag to get fed then oh the joy of being a right prick.

Number one, we bought the shop 2 years ago. Number two, I'm studying Psychology and doubt that I will make my living out of this shop when the time comes.

aidan_dunne · 04-09-2004 11:50am

Kone, please, please tell us you brought that measly piece of crap back and kicked up a massive stink about it. Because, if you didn't, I'm very disappointed in you!

I know if it had been me, I would have demanded free sandwiches and wraps for life from the place. In fact, I would have gone to the papers and TV and exposed the national "Stingy sandwich and wrap filling scandal".

Okay, maybe not!

What I'd like to know is, who the hell are the four people in the poll that voted that they'd be happy with that measly thing? Obviously somebody on a very weird diet!

Sarky · 04-09-2004 11:59am

Maybe she dropped it on the floor and didn't want to make another. Was it a little... crunchier... Than usual?

Fish Man · 06-09-2004 9:33am

And the Irish food board "Bord Bia" market Ireland as
"Ireland - The Food Island"
Who are they trying to kid.
All food in Ireland is poor quality at high prices.
Vote with your feet and don't set in that deli again.
(Post the name of the shop and I will join you)

Chris P Duck · 23-09-2004 2:57pm

I voted YES

I laughed so much that its totally cheered me up

Crap Wrap - A disappointing lunchtime for Kone!

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