best stag prank ever?

Lego_Man · 27-03-2008 12:18am #1

whats the best stag prank you've heard? going on a stag to barcelona in a forthnight. Im thinking rent-a-midget painted blue dressed as a smurf handcuffed to the victim. you cant beat the classics.

AlmightyCushion · 27-03-2008 12:24am

Im thinking rent-a-midget painted blue dressed as a smurf handcuffed to the victim. you cant beat the classics.

Yeah I seen a picture of that before, I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes afterwards. Quality stuff.

ve · 27-03-2008 2:21am

Apologies for going a bit off topic, but I was on a stag weekend in barcelona before Christmas. Out of 16 people, about 8 were robbed blind on Las Ramblas, as were many other people we heard over there. You may be well aware of the situation, but just in case you are not, regardless of whatever prank you have in mind, be careful of what ye let yourselves in for while on the beer. Lovely place during the day, but when night falls, watch your wallet!

On the last night I didn't drink at all, I was inside a bar and out through the window I watched a gang of about 20 "prostitutes" waiting for my group to leave so they could rally around us.

To be honest I think some of the lads had plans for pranks in mind, but because of all the cases of things being robbed, I think the group became more concerned with being vigilant than making a fool out of the groom.

van damme · 27-03-2008 10:10am

a mate was on a stag a few years ago and they wrapped the guy up in cling film (obviously not his face!) and put him up on the luggage rack on the train from dublin for westport and left him there for about an hour. then they carried him and plonked him down beside 3 old biddies and left him there until they got to westport!!
that wasn't the end of it, they cling-filmed him to a pool table and left him there while they all went off to another pub (not sure how long they left him for)!!

kmick · 27-03-2008 10:17am

Seconded about Barcelona its great fun and there is no real threat of vioilence but they will steal the eye out of your head if you are drunk. Dont bring out a wallet just your bank card in one pocket and some cash in another. Maybe a backup card in your coat in case you get rolled.

star-pants · 27-03-2008 10:40am

In Sydney some chap was on his 'buck' night (as it's known over there apparently), he was dressed up in a short skirt, top and heels with pink feather boa, and was hand cuffed to a lamppost. He had to dance until he had collected 5 dollars (in a hat in front of him) before his friends would move him a bit further down to the next lamppost (or similar) and he had to do it again. It was really funny

kev_s88 · 27-03-2008 10:54am

have to admit that this one might be taking a it a bit to far.....but its funny nonetheless.

what you do is pay a local man to come on to your friend.get your friend absolutely plastered so that he KO's from the booze.then...............

get a condom and cover the outside in a thin layer of deepheat.get a pen/pencil and put it in the condom and push it up the drunk mate's asshole.

when he wakes up in the morning all he can remember is the guy coming onto him and waking up with a burning arsehole and a condom half stuck inside him

andyl222 · 27-03-2008 10:55am

hahaha thats the exact same prank I was just about to post.....

Mossy Monk · 27-03-2008 11:02am

I saw that somewhere before. Can't remember where though.

stevoman · 27-03-2008 11:29am

we went on a stag party to amsterdam. the joke we played was leaving the keys to the house of the lad who's stag we were on, with a few of the boys who couldnt come. when he got home to his house the lads had moved every piece of furniture (including his carpets!!!) up to one room in his house. the place was bare and i mean bare! he thougt he got away with all the pranks right up until the moment he walked into his house alone after the weekend!!!

mise_me_fein · 27-03-2008 11:33am

This wasn´t really a prank as such but it was funny. We went to a strip club in Edinburgh and the groom to be was above in the centre with two half naked women thinking he was in for a great time.

They half stripped him, rubbed shaving form on him, then poured hot candle wax on him, waxed his balls and then poured Zambucca down the crack of his arse and lit it. Was funny.

citytillidie · 27-03-2008 11:38am

One of the guys i know goes on about how he has is now missus under the thumb and she would always wash his gear after football or if he came back from a weekend away.

So on his stag on the way home we stopped at a petrol station and got some dirty porn mags like over 50's and stuffed them into his bag, so when his other half emptied the bag she found them.

bluemachaveli · 27-03-2008 1:03pm

Aquire some viagra or anything that does the same job

Have one of the lads wear an extremly tight t-shirt with a jumper over it.
Slip the Viagra to the stags drink.
After its starts to kick in have the lad in the tight t-shirt whip off the jumper in a revealing way.

Point and laugh.
Needs good timing to pull off!

Steak · 27-03-2008 1:06pm

kev_s88 wrote: »

have to admit that this one might be taking a it a bit to far.....but its funny nonetheless.

what you do is pay a local man to come on to your friend.get your friend absolutely plastered so that he KO's from the booze.then...............

get a condom and cover the outside in a thin layer of deepheat.get a pen/pencil and put it in the condom and push it up the drunk mate's asshole.

when he wakes up in the morning all he can remember is the guy coming onto him and waking up with a burning arsehole and a condom half stuck inside him

don't forget to put a small bit of shampoo into the condom!:p

MikeHoncho · 27-03-2008 1:08pm

kev_s88 wrote: »

have to admit that this one might be taking a it a bit to far.....but its funny nonetheless.

what you do is pay a local man to come on to your friend.get your friend absolutely plastered so that he KO's from the booze.then...............

get a condom and cover the outside in a thin layer of deepheat.get a pen/pencil and put it in the condom and push it up the drunk mate's asshole.

when he wakes up in the morning all he can remember is the guy coming onto him and waking up with a burning arsehole and a condom half stuck inside him

You do realise that interfering with your mates asshole actually makes you look gay and not him.

kev_s88 · 27-03-2008 1:09pm

id hardly call it gay

joeybloggs · 27-03-2008 1:38pm

The Gary Glitter Equation can be used here for the best results.

(Forks +Spoons + Dunnes Stores age 10-12 girls Underwear + a 'ULTRA KINKY #79: BOWLIN' IN HER COLON'' dvd)

= Grooms Hand luggage

- (Airport Metal Detector + Suspicious Security Guard)

= Hilarious Results.

27-03-2008 1:41pm

I'd call it funny Kev !

kev_s88 · 27-03-2008 1:56pm

KaG1888 wrote: »

I'd call it funny Kev !

thank you.my thoughts exactly.

although as someone said i did forget to put the shampoo in the condom

phantom_lord · 27-03-2008 2:17pm

sounds very gay to me.

27-03-2008 2:19pm

Jesus though, the fear would be something else. Main question is, would yo utell him what happened before or after the wedding!

kev_s88 · 27-03-2008 2:26pm

or during the wedding................

Blisterman · 27-03-2008 2:53pm

I know of a guy, who's friends tied an actual ball and chain around his ankle, at the start of the stag weekend, and force feeded him the key.
So, he had to wear it for two days, until he finally passed the key, which he then had to fish out of the toilet.

IanCurtis · 27-03-2008 5:32pm

Blisterman wrote: »

I know of a guy, who's friends tied an actual ball and chain around his ankle, at the start of the stag weekend, and force feeded him the key.
So, he had to wear it for two days, until he finally passed the key, which he then had to fish out of the toilet.

I think the OP is looking for true stories

best stag prank ever?

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