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Describe the Taste of TEA and other things...

  • 18-10-2012 3:35am
    #1
    poeticseraphim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭


    What does tea taste like

    To me black tea tastes ....like wet tree bark and a little astringent

    With sugar...sweet wet tree bark

    With milk.....milky sweet wet tree bark

    What does tea taste like to you? Or describe the taste of anything else.

    Coffee tastes more chocolatey ....


Comments

  • #2
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Oranges taste like orange.


  • #3
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,450 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Snosberries taste like Snosberries.


  • #4
    poeticseraphim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭poeticseraphim


    stoneill wrote: »
    Oranges taste like orange.

    Oranges taste like a lemon not trying hard enough.


  • #5
    poeticseraphim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭poeticseraphim


    Oh and brazil nuts taste like snot.


  • #6
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,510 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    A guy was up in court for shooting a hawk a while back. Someone had called the Gardai about it so they took him in for questioning as they do. He admitted it straight away but said that it was an accident and that the hawk had flown straight across him right as he was pulling the trigger on a shot he'd lined up. He couldn't produce a corpse as he thought it was a shame to waste it so he took it home, cooked it and ate it.
    Out of curiosity, he was asked what it tasted like. Eagle.


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  • #7
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,450 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    I can't believe it's not butter has a slight taste of butter.


  • #8
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Salt tastes salty.


  • #9
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    poeticseraphim wrote: »
    Oranges taste like a lemon not trying hard enough.

    Like a lemon who's chilled out a bit, lost his edge. Like Arnie in Kindergarten cop. Yeah, an Orange is the lemon equivalent of Arnold Schwarzenneger in kindergarten Cop!


  • #10
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Tea tastes like how I imagine liquidised cardboard would taste, except not quite as nice.


  • #11
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Wine tastes boozy


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  • #12
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Can you describe the taste of something by using other tastes?

    Sometimes I use smells to describe tastes but it's usually when I've eaten something gross.


  • #13
    marketty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭marketty


    Tea tastes just like coffee but not really


  • #14
    lldyhwke
    Registered Users Posts: 4 ✭lldyhwke


    If you take apple and cheddar cheese and eat them together, it tastes like turkey.


  • #15
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    Tea tastes like what I would imagine warmed up dyke water tastes like.

    Brussels sprouts taste like what I would imagine a fart tastes like.


  • #16
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Everything tastes like chicken.


  • #17
    Reamer Fanny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    Chalk tastes like chalk


  • #18
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    "I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning!"


  • #19
    DwightSchrute1
    Registered Users Posts: 309 ✭✭DwightSchrute1


    gobnaitolunacy wrote: »
    "I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning!"

    "it's got purple stuff in them. Purples a fruit"


  • #20
    Kurz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 786 ✭✭✭Kurz


    Square batteries taste tingly.


  • #21
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,450 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    xzanti wrote: »
    Everything tastes like chicken.

    Except those three Euro chickens.


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  • #22
    sebastianlieken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    Coffee to me tastes like the sweet elixer of life. A nice dense, full bodied cup of coffee with an intoxicating aroma that vents up your nostrils. it's a very smooth warm texture, a very dark/rich choclatey taste with a blend of roasted goodness.

    Tea tastes like what warm piss smells like.


  • #23
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,450 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Humans taste like pork..apparently.


  • #24
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    xzanti wrote: »
    Everything tastes like chicken.

    Except chicken and turkey and shark and er,....


  • #25
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    I had crocodile. Rough white meat, close to turkey. Pure protein very little fat.


  • #26
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Maybe tree bark tastes like tea? Ever think of it THAT way? Hmmm?


  • #27
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    sebastianlieken wrote: »
    Coffee to me tastes like the sweet elixer of life. A nice dense, full bodied cup of coffee with an intoxicating aroma that vents up your nostrils. it's a very smooth warm texture, a very dark/rich choclatey taste with a blend of roasted goodness.

    Tea tastes like what warm piss smells like.

    Ever thought of copywriting for 'Maxwell House' or 'Nescafe', save for your last line, which is a tad strong like the tea you must have tasted.


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