New Rehab Technique: Beat the addict with a shovel

markesmith · 22-05-2009 5:06pm #1

Well, with the nice weather and weekend that's in it, and given that organised religion took a pounding (don't even think of the pun that I'm pardoning myself from) during the week, let's have a look at what those Orthodox Christians in Serbia are up to:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8063855.stm
"Officials in Serbia are investigating a rehabilitation centre affiliated with the Orthodox Church where addicts have allegedly been filmed being beaten."

Enjoy your weekend, lads and lasses!

Karoma · 22-05-2009 5:11pm

That'll be the basic package... tut. Cheapskates.

/munches Easter egg.

22-05-2009 5:18pm

That looks like some laugh!

ejmaztec · 22-05-2009 5:19pm

Obviously some confusion over the meaning of beating the habit.

Dankoozy · 22-05-2009 6:11pm

I thought they were going to allow people to go around dublin with shovels and beat any heroin addict they see.

Instead its someone having a go at religion - trying to pass this off as a bad thing because religion is involved, i'm disappointed. Ffs, I had the shovel in the car and was ready to go..

Most days people would be in favour of belting druggies with shovels but if its endorsed by religion everyone's against it. wtf

partyatmygaff · 22-05-2009 6:24pm

Fair play to them, Drug addicts are like bold children, get physical and they will never do it again.

Should have that over here, would help weed out a few of our own inbred junkies

My name is URL · 22-05-2009 6:27pm

partyatmygaff wrote: »

Fair play to them, Drug addicts are like bold children, get physical and they will never do it again.

Should have that over here, would help weed out a few of our own inbred junkies

I'm beginning to think that the partys at your gaff would suck

partyatmygaff · 22-05-2009 6:28pm

My name is URL wrote: »

I'm beginning to think that the partys at your gaff would suck

Come on over and see for yourself.

towel401 · 22-05-2009 6:31pm

no one would ever dare become a drug addict if they knew every shovel owner in Ireland will be after them

**** it, even the wannabe gardeners from London will be driving their Chelsea tractors over so they make use of their shovels

RHunce · 22-05-2009 6:35pm

i like it lol

Schism · 22-05-2009 6:59pm

The rehab clinic is just a facade, secretly people sign up for some crude S&M. Fact.

DarkJager · 22-05-2009 7:43pm

partyatmygaff wrote: »

Come on over and see for yourself.

All night Twister games and ribena all round??

AckwelFoley · 22-05-2009 7:54pm

If it cant be fixed with a shovel it aint worth fixing.

manys the problem there was in our house with one..when i was a youngin

"Snyper.. where are you going with that dead cat and why is there fur on your zipper?"

lalee17 · 22-05-2009 8:04pm

DarkJager wrote: »

All night Twister games and ribena all round??

Ribena toothkind

b12mearse · 22-05-2009 8:13pm

a german guy was telling me about a new tecnique where they hose down addicts with ice cold water in prison cells every morning.

AckwelFoley · 22-05-2009 8:15pm

b12mearse wrote: »

a german guy was telling me about a new tecnique where they hose down addicts with ice cold water in prison cells every morning.

was that german around 90 by any chance? Does he not bend his knees when he walks?

slippy wicket · 22-05-2009 9:09pm

This sounds like fun. Me got shovel, will travel.:D

22-05-2009 9:18pm

You've just got to dig those serbs!

delllat · 22-05-2009 11:53pm

if only carlsberg made ireland we could do that to the irish junkies :rolleyes:

New Rehab Technique: Beat the addict with a shovel

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