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Why can't they invent a contraceptive pill that makes women NOT go loolaa?

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  • 10-03-2008 2:56pm
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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭


    Seriously, you have a nice reasonable girlfriend pre-pill,all of a sudden,she is jealous of every girl you talk to,thinks you are cheating etc etc.One minute she is like in love with you,next minute she needs space.Does every girl have this inner crazy thing going on?


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    phantom_lord
    Registered Users Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    they get fat too, which removes the need for it in the first place.


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    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    still better than getting her sprogged


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,446 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Just use lots of babyoil and give her a good rogering. No need for contraceptives and no chance of her being duffed :p


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    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    with a name like yours antodeco it wouldn't surprise me if you used wd40


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,446 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    togster wrote: »
    with a name like yours antodeco it wouldn't surprise me if you used wd40

    rofl!! :p Aye, but not just the one can...


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I can see this thread going for the thunderdome :D
    OP, if you can't handle your gfs outbursts try to get her to change prescription? The pills contain hormones so mood swings can be expected when she first goes on them.


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    Pheonix Ski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 189 ✭✭Pheonix Ski


    Ive had all the conceptions money can buy and it never changed me.. She is more then likely just a jealous raging person but just hid it from you in the begining till she had her claws in you and you couldnt leave her for being a bit mental :D


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭ [Deleted User]


    biko wrote: »
    I can see this thread going for the thunderdome :D
    OP, if you can't handle your gfs outbursts try to get her to change prescription? The pills contain hormones so mood swings can be expected when she first goes on them.

    So weather out the storm?:)


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    Bendihorse
    Registered Users Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Bendihorse


    I duno, i gave all that stuff up cos i didn't know whether i was coming or going (excuse the pun :D) most of the time! I suppose its hormone altering so its no surprise it makes you a little whacky, if there was a testostrone altering male version of the pill, im sure there would be more than a few mixed up and confused males on the walkabout!!


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    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Pheonix Ski wrote: »
    Ive had all the conceptions money can buy and it never changed me..

    Funny sentence.

    And were they immaculate?


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    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Apologies for being so angry. Just annoys me so much people are so ignorant of contraceptive pills.


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    [Deleted User]
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    :confused:
    Sherifu wrote: »
    Apologies for being so angry. Just annoys me so much people are so ignorant of contraceptive pills.


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    Pheonix Ski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 189 ✭✭Pheonix Ski


    LadyJ wrote: »
    Funny sentence.

    And were they immaculate?


    Well no sprogs yet so i would say so ;)


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    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    Deleted User wrote: »
    :confused:

    Its those conception pills he's on


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    Bendihorse
    Registered Users Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Bendihorse


    togster wrote: »
    Its those conception pills he's on


    They sound like pills to aid conception? A whole new twist on things


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bendihorse wrote: »
    They sound like pills to aid conception? A whole new twist on things

    Crazy gold digging wimmens!!!!!!:eek:


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    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    A common mis-conception tbh


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    Bendihorse
    Registered Users Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Bendihorse


    I wonder do the conception pills make wimmen go loo lah too?


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    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    They can be plain LOOLA without the pill. At least the pill gives an excuse you can understand.

    -Funk


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    Pheonix Ski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 189 ✭✭Pheonix Ski


    funk-you wrote: »
    They can be plain LOOLA without the pill. At least the pill gives an excuse you can understand.

    -Funk

    SO true.


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    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    Bendihorse wrote: »
    I wonder do the conception pills make wimmen go loo lah too?

    Bedihorse there's no such things as conception pills. You really are LOOLA


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    Bendihorse
    Registered Users Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Bendihorse


    togster wrote: »
    Bedihorse there's no such things as conception pills. You really are LOOLA

    Feck :(


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    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    biko wrote: »
    The pills contain hormones so mood swings can be expected when she first goes on them.

    you see, now there's your problem. Women+Hormone=trouble.

    women and hormones should not be mixed under any circumstance, at least not until they learn how to control them properly.


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    Susannahmia
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Seriously, you have a nice reasonable girlfriend pre-pill,all of a sudden,she is jealous of every girl you talk to,thinks you are cheating etc etc.One minute she is like in love with you,next minute she needs space.Does every girl have this inner crazy thing going on?

    Just get her to change to another one. She just has to find the one that suits her. I was on a certain one before and it turned me into a crazy psycho girlfriend. Switched to the one I'm on now and I'm grand.


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    watna
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    Aww, poor you. Your gf being a little hormonal? Cos it's so much fun for us ladies as well you know.

    Get her to change pill. I've gone crazy on one type before. In fairness, have a bit of sympathy, she is plugging her body full of synthetic hormones so you don't knock her up. It's for you too. grow a pair!


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    flynnser19
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭flynnser19


    get the new male pill if it pises you off that much!!!we'll see how you fair up!!!


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    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    flynnser19 wrote: »
    get the new male pill if it pises you off that much!!!we'll see how you fair up!!!

    is that the one you put in your shoe?


    It makes you limp........

    OK, I'll get my coat:(


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    Das Kitty
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    If anything you should be more stable on the pill as it's supposed to regulate your hormones. I think your woman is on the wrong type for her.

    For God's sake, wait till she's in a good mood before broaching this subject and make sure you've got a cod-piece and a gum-shield in place as well!

    Oh, and it shouldn't make you fat either if it's the right one for your body.
    (not that any of them make you fat either, just hungry!)


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    The_Minister
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    Pheonix Ski wrote: »
    Ive had all the conceptions money can buy and it never changed me.

    There should be an Oooops forum for posts like this.


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    Vertigo100
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    try getting a bird with the crazy bar in her arm :(


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