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Go For It?...

  • 26-07-2010 1:07pm
    #1
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    Theres 3 Spanish students living around the corner from me for the summer.

    The last 3 times I've seen them, the oldest one has winked at me, blown kiss at me and has just been generally provocative ... shes tanned, blonde with a slim figure...



    This is gonna sound crazy, but................what should I do?
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  • #2
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,998 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Brendog wrote: »
    Theres 3 Spanish students living around the corner from me for the summer.

    The last 3 times I've seen them, the oldest one has winked at me, blown kiss at me and has just been generally provocative ... shes tanned, blonde with a slim figure...



    This is gonna sound crazy, but................what should I do?

    About three, maybe four years inside. Might be worth it though.


  • #3
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Brendog wrote: »
    Theres 3 Spanish students living around the corner from me for the summer.

    The last 3 times I've seen them, the oldest one has winked at me, blown kiss at me and has just been generally provocative ... shes tanned, blonde with a slim figure...



    This is gonna sound crazy, but................what should I do?

    Tell him you like his ass.


  • #4
    Dr. Feelgood
    Registered Users Posts: 115 ✭✭Dr. Feelgood


    You did the right thing by running home and posting on an internet forum.


  • #5
    Glico Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,280 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Two things...first, how old are you? and second what age are they? Because from what I've seen so far this summer, they are all secondary school students...


  • #6
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Brendog wrote: »


    This is gonna sound crazy, but................what should I do?

    Go up and ask them out as a group and then work your charm on the one flirting with you.

    Edit. Yes, the age thing first.


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  • #7
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Just ask her if she wants to see helicopter, if she says yes then bring her around the corner and show her.

    If she says no in disgust then tell her it was a real helicopter and she's filthy minded.


  • #8
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Make her a Roofie-colada?


  • #9
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Brendog wrote: »
    This is gonna sound crazy, but................what should I do?

    Post on boards about it; let them go home; grow older.


  • #10
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    aaronh007 wrote: »
    Two things...first, how old are you? and second what age are they? Because from what I've seen so far this summer, they are all secondary school students...




    should have posted that............

    they are the same age as me 18-19-20


    I saw them in my local on friday so just wondering if I see the one whos been winking at me, should I make a move


  • #11
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    pics or gtfo


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  • #12
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Brendog wrote: »
    I saw them in my local on friday so just wondering if I see the one whos been winking at me, should I make a move

    You can do what the hell you like for all I care.


  • #13
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    Adam wrote: »
    pics or gtfo




    yes because thats how guys seduce chicks...



    "Hey so..whats your sign? oh wait! *click*....NICE! My forum buddies will really like this!"


  • #14
    wetling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭wetling


    Just go for it, dont mind this age rubbish, theyv prob already peaked in the fertile sense anyway


  • #15
    cian1500ww
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,904 ✭✭✭cian1500ww


    Hit that shít :D


  • #16
    Procasinator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    Brendog wrote: »
    This is gonna sound crazy, but................what should I do?

    I heard fornication is all the rage these days. Maybe give that a try.


  • #17
    Rylan
    Registered Users Posts: 373 ✭✭Rylan


    Just close your eyes. Think of her. Your half way there.;)


  • #18
    The Mulk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭The Mulk


    Look her in the eye and say "Lo siento pero me gusta chicos":D if my leaving cert memories still remain you're a shoo in


  • #19
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,013 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    If she's in your age group then don't ignore it. She's winked and blown a kiss at you- how much more of an excuse do you need to go up and talk to her? She's here for the summer and then she's gone. If you don't take the opportunity that's been handed to you, you'll think about it long after she's gone back to her country.

    Just go up- be polite and ask her out. The worst she can do is say no, but she's been flirtatious with you so the signs are good.


  • #20
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Brendog wrote: »
    yes because thats how guys seduce chicks...



    "Hey so..whats your sign? oh wait! *click*....NICE! My forum buddies will really like this!"
    you had to ask an internet forum if you should seduce a female, so i'll take my advice from someone else romeo ;)


  • #21
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    The Mulk wrote: »
    Look her in the eye and say "Lo siento pero me gusta chicos":D if my leaving cert memories still remain you're a shoo in

    "Lo siento pero me gusta los chicos"

    Could do with some improvement. 82% :p


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  • #22
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Brendog: 2010's answer to Feeky Magee.


  • #23
    The Mulk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭The Mulk


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    "Lo siento pero me gusta los chicos"

    Could do with some improvement. 82% :p

    thanks, better than the E(grade) i got in 1996. God bless the free Linguaphone CD with the Mail


  • #24
    Tilt Gone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Tilt Gone


    Man up and ask her out. If not you'l kick yourself later on in life for not having the balls to do it.

    carpe diem and all that ****!!!


  • #25
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Brendog wrote: »
    Theres 3 Spanish students living around the corner from me for the summer.

    The last 3 times I've seen them, the oldest one has winked at me, blown kiss at me and has just been generally provocative ... shes tanned, blonde with a slim figure...



    This is gonna sound crazy, but................what should I do?

    Sounds like some rear end action is the order of the day here.


  • #26
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Brendog wrote: »
    shes tanned, blonde with a slim figure...


    This is gonna sound crazy, but................what should I do?


    Facepalm.jpg


  • #27
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Kello, hi ham ha hot catalan girl. Hi ham studying the eenglish here hand hi have ha problem weeth ha dirty old boy. He theenks hi was blowing keeses hat him when i was hattacked by wasp. Now he wants mee to go in his helicopter.

    What hi should doo - should hi call poleece - he his not nice hand he sweats.


  • #28
    George Orwell 1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭George Orwell 1982


    It would be stupid not to take this opportunity.


  • #29
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Brendog wrote: »
    Theres 3 Spanish students living around the corner from me for the summer.

    The last 3 times I've seen them, the oldest one has winked at me, blown kiss at me and has just been generally provocative ... shes tanned, blonde with a slim figure...



    This is gonna sound crazy, but................what should I do?

    Classic sting routine. She flirts outrageously with you, brings you back to her place for a bit of "hows your padre" and the other two beat you up and steal your pocket-money.

    Don't be fooled! Stick to winking alone in your bedroom.


  • #30
    Gage Tasty Trombone
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ Gage Tasty Trombone


    she probably takin the p**s us girls are mean like that


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  • #31
    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    Brendog wrote: »
    The last 3 times I've seen them, the oldest one has winked at me, blown kiss at me and has just been generally provocative

    Dude she is totally frothing at the gash for ye!!!


  • #32
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Brendog wrote: »

    they are the same age as me 18-19-20


    I saw them in my local on friday so just wondering if I see the one whos been winking at me, should I make a move

    Are you sure? have you seeing passport etc that shows her age? 15/16 year old girls can get served easily in pubs especially when they look older.


  • #33
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Dude she is totally frothing at the gash for ye!!!

    Common mistake fakearms123, that is actually the foam generated by the thrush cream on warm evenings - it does not taste pleasant. On that note though, it may be worth chancing anyway, some girls use natural yoghurt which is much more palatable, especially if you remember to bring your own honey.


  • #34
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Maybe she has tourettes and she's twitching, not winking, at you?


  • #35
    Feeona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Kello, hi ham ha hot catalan girl. Hi ham studying the eenglish here hand hi have ha problem weeth ha dirty old boy. He theenks hi was blowing keeses hat him when i was hattacked by wasp. Now he wants mee to go in his helicopter.

    What hi should doo - should hi call poleece - he his not nice hand he sweats.

    Your accent is perfect!


  • #36
    FruitLover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Brendog wrote: »
    has winked at me, blown kiss at me and has just been generally provocative ... shes tanned, blonde with a slim figure
    ...
    what should I do?

    If you can't figure this one out on your own, you need to call the Gay-Police and have them bring you in for questioning :rolleyes:


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  • #37
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Ask yourself what would Jake do in this situation?


  • #38
    Tender Hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 167 ✭✭Tender Hoop


    fcuk the **** out of her and ask questions later


  • #39
    Nodster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 953 ✭✭✭Nodster


    Get in their sunshine - her auld fella might own a bar overlooking a greyhound track :P


  • #40
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Dont ask on AH :D


  • #41
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    I heard she already has a boyfriend who wears a leather jacket :(


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  • #42
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Ask yourself what would Jake do in this situation?

    Make up a story about how he beat up an old man for bothering him while he was chatting up three Spanish girls who were definitely up for it.


  • #43
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Go for it OP, you're as young as you feel.

    In this case, it's 16.


  • #44
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    Dr. Feelgood wrote: »
    You did the right thing by running home and posting on an internet forum.






    Post of the day much?










    nah but seriously lads I'm not gonna go for it. I have a girlfriend.........but thanks for the advice:D:D:D


  • #45
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Brendog wrote: »
    Post of the day much?










    nah but seriously lads I'm not gonna go for it. I have a girlfriend.........but thanks for the advice:D:D:D


    You could have said that at the fcuking start.-_-


  • #46
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    Brendog wrote: »
    The last 3 times I've seen them, the oldest one has winked at me, blown kiss at me and has just been generally provocative ... shes tanned, blonde with a slim figure...

    A few years ago, in Spain, I went on holiday to this villa where the only girl around my age was working in a newsagent. For some reason, and before I knew this girl was there, I felt it might be a good idea to buy some illicit photographic material...I was 16, hormones and all, what can I say....

    ....anyway the girl either found this a turn on or the Spanish are just a lot more sexual then we are as a nation because the next thing I know she's asking me if I'd like a blowjob instead of buying this mag. I taught she was joking so I said yes. And by the end of the week she'd went all the way.:D

    So, in retrospect OP, I'd be careful - but if you don't have a partner, which you already said you do - I might have gone for it. Then, there is now the age gap, and that was more the 16yr old in me talking. Hormones, what can I say....


  • #47
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Ask yourself what would Jake do in this situation?

    he'd go on about he he banged all of'em while his mate Ray fapped to it...


  • #48
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    The age of consent is 13, she could probably teach you a thing or two!


  • #49
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    'mis cojones estan muy frio, puede calentarlos con su lengua?' - never fails


  • #50
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    R_H_C_P wrote: »
    Are you sure? have you seeing passport etc that shows her age? 15/16 year old girls can get served easily in pubs especially when they look older.

    Fack that. Just roast the pipes off her. That'll teach her.


  • #51
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    The age of consent is 13, she could probably teach you a thing or two!

    There was a young name named Ray..........


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