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"What do you like to do when nobody is watching?"

  • 22-10-2009 10:56pm
    #1
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭


    Either at home or at work?

    At home.... Last month I had fairly bad sunburn, when it was peeling, i spent a lot of time peeling big chunks off and eating it infront of my GF.....she wasnt too pleased...


    ...so I had to so it sneaky sneaky like!!


Comments

  • #2
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Work on my secret plan to take over After Hours.

    *Evil cackle*


  • #3
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I have to admit I like peeling sunburn, but to even think about eating it.:eek:
    /shudder...


  • #4
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    The usual - ****, eat, kill


  • #5
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    somersaults

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6nALejaARo


  • #6
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    So OP, is your mission in life to disgust people or something? Didn't you make a thread on picking your nose and wiping it on someone's back?

    obligatory After Hours comment- I like to have a **** when nobody is watching.


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  • #7
    patrickc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,929 ✭✭✭patrickc


    watch "mom" porn


  • #8
    copacetic
    Subscribers Posts: 16,592 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    patrickc wrote: »
    watch "mom" porn

    meself and yore ma told you not to do that anymore, it's our private stuff.


  • #9
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    Dance like a Robot from 1984!


  • #10
    patrickc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,929 ✭✭✭patrickc


    copacetic wrote: »
    meself and yore ma told you not to do that anymore, it's our private stuff.

    it got leaked online remember?

    you were the one she said she had the tweezers out for:D


  • #11
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    >>> Incoming **** discussion thread


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  • #12
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    I have to admit I like peeling sunburn, but to even think about eating it.:eek:
    /shudder...


    C'mon, you love it!!


  • #13
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Lets discuss ****.
    What your technique?
    Mine is just batter away till stuff comes out


  • #14
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    >>> Incoming **** discussion thread

    One can only hope


  • #15
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Abigayle wrote: »
    >>> Incoming **** discussion thread

    Not on my watch.;)

    / not my watch exactly, but you get my drift.


  • #16
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead likes to pretend he's invisible. Then he likes to strip down to his socks safe in the knowledge nobody can see him.


  • #17
    ZzubZzub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    I like to laze around with the button of my pants open and the zip down...

    Easy access for the **** of course. :D


  • #18
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    So OP, is your mission in life to disgust people or something? Didn't you make a thread on picking your nose and wiping it on someone's back?

    obligatory After Hours comment- I like to have a **** when nobody is watching.



    Well spotted Riddle101


  • #19
    Lord Nikon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    Sleep?


  • #20
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    You all like ****, we get it!
    :P

    I like to watch The Hills and various other junky TV shows.


  • #21
    ZzubZzub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    neuromancer wrote: »
    Sleep?

    We all watch you sleep though.


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  • #22
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    neuromancer wrote: »
    Sleep?

    Derren?


  • #23
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    so many posts on this thread that people expected to get thanked, to no avail. i love it.


  • #24
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Ahhhhh, I should have put "no **** talk" in the title!

    I also like to loosen the top of the salt seller in restaraunts!:eek:


  • #25
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Abigayle wrote: »
    >>> Incoming **** thread

    *Puts on robe and wizards goggles


  • #26
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brummytom wrote: »
    One can only hope

    You wanna hear **** stories Tom? :pac:



    I floss on the sly in college. I do that a lot (freaks me out if I don't get a chance) now they thinks I've got the nose candy.

    How disappointed are they gonna be when the find out :(


  • #27
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Ooh.. erm, I like to take coins out of my pocket, and arrange them. First by size, then year.

    Or play my instruments


  • #28
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    You all like ****, we get it!
    :P

    I like to watch The Hills and various other junky TV shows.
    That's like so awesome :D


  • #29
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    You wanna hear **** stories Tom? :pac:
    No, I just want reassurance it's not just me who never hears a 'fap' sound when doing said deed


  • #30
    Lord Nikon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    Play Call of Duty until the early hours. I dont need distractions, unless it's a curry?


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  • #31
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    My name is URL wrote: »
    *Puts on robe and wizards goggles

    ... You expecting Frada to show up or something?! :P
    Latchy wrote: »
    That's like so awesome :D

    I know but like, did you see what Lo said to Kristin? O ... M ...G. It's like, disaster, for real, girlfriend!


  • #32
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I know a guy who wears his shoes on opposite feet anytime he goes to his girlfriends parents house. He says it freaks the father out.


  • #33
    dvpower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    brummytom wrote: »
    Or play my instruments

    Is that an analogy?


  • #34
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    =pikachucheeks;62659999
    I know but like, did you see what Lo said to Kristin? O ... M ...G. It's like, disaster, for real, girlfriend!

    And those girls O..M..G ..are so cute

    A family member is a fan to :pac:


  • #35
    smegmar
    Registered Users Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    iv udse m,y penis to typ[e i'#m quiite good


  • #36
    DirkVoodoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,504 ✭✭✭✭DirkVoodoo


    smegmar wrote: »
    iv udse m,y penis to typ[e i'#m quiite good

    Must be using a blackberry keypad.


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  • #37
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,135 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    i like pick my nose and wipe it on someones back, as one boardsie reminded me earlier. ;)


  • #38
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Aside from the usual ''Hand-to-Gland-Combat'' things... Playing air guitar to all my favourite rock songs with a tennis racket is always a good guilty pleasure.


  • #39
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    a sock


  • #40
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I use a dictophone. In pubic, I use my fingers.


  • #41
    DanGerMus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    You all like ****, we get it!
    :P

    I like to watch The Hills and various other junky TV shows.

    To be fair on an emotional level Trashy TV is pretty much the same thing as **** for girls. Especially if you throw in bars of chocolate and fluffy slippers.
    I mean you get the same level of instant gratification and afterwards you cant help but feel just a little bit guilty about what you just did.


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  • #42
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    I have to admit I like peeling sunburn, but to even think about eating it.:eek:
    /shudder...

    you need to be outside away from a computer to get sunburn


  • #43
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    I like to cut some tiny squares of bread then some tiny slices of cheese and some tiny squares of wafer thin ham and then eat tiny sandwiches while stomping around pretending to be a giant...










    ... doesn’t everyone?


  • #44
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Clean the knob mozzarella from the rim of my cock then lob her into mug of tepid water to get her up to "Blue Flag" standard.


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