Women dangling shoe on toe

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 9:20pm #1

Is it true that women are fantasing about a man or really attracted to him when they dangle their shoe on their toe?

wudangclan · 22-10-2009 9:21pm

and if they do it while walking backwards that's bonus fantasy points.

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 9:23pm

wudangclan wrote: »

and if they do it while walking backwards that's bonus fantasy points.

agreed.

Kiera · 22-10-2009 9:24pm

Nope, its when they dangle a knee high boot from their toe.

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 9:24pm

It's always a shame when someone's clever response is too late.

phelixoflaherty · 22-10-2009 9:25pm

Maybe if they are dangling their smalls

phasers · 22-10-2009 9:25pm

I do that when I'm bored or my shoes hurt my feet

Kiera · 22-10-2009 9:26pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

It's always a shame when someone's clever response is too late.

I find the shame is when someone keeps posting about wimmins in the hope to get one.

22-10-2009 9:27pm

No it's when they dangle their lady garden over his man bits. Then you know for sure.

ejmaztec · 22-10-2009 9:28pm

Why would a woman want to dangle a guy's shoe on her toe?

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 9:32pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

Why would a woman want to dangle a guy's shoe on her toe?

I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.

WeWillBeReborn · 22-10-2009 9:34pm

Kiera wrote: »

I find the shame is when someone keeps posting about wimmins in the hope to get one.

, bet me to it

Latchy · 22-10-2009 9:35pm

The laddered stocking that the shoe is dangling from is so kinky :cool:

Euro_Kraut · 22-10-2009 9:35pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.

Some guys have such funny pet names from their lad.

phasers · 22-10-2009 9:37pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.

You have offended my lady's honour.

Pistols at dawn.

Kiera · 22-10-2009 9:38pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.

Who's Keira?

WeWillBeReborn · 22-10-2009 9:38pm

Euro_Kraut wrote: »

Some guys have such funny pet names from their lad.

I try to keep 'stub' out of there altogether tbh

Gummy Panda · 22-10-2009 9:40pm

phasers wrote: »

You have offended my lady's honour.

Pistols at dawn.

You always seemed like the scissoring type...

Riverpineapple · 22-10-2009 9:41pm

I before E except after K

Pighead · 22-10-2009 9:42pm

Pighead finds it easy to recognise if a lady fancies him or not.

Step 1: Check to see if they are alive.
Step 2: Check to see if their eyesight is in perfect working order.

That generally does it. If both steps 1 and 2 are affirmative there's a pretty high chance Pighead is being fancied.

Latchy · 22-10-2009 9:44pm

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead finds it easy to recognise if a lady fancies him or not.

Step 1: Check to see if they are alive.
Step 2: Check to see if their eyesight is in perfect working order.

That generally does it. If both steps 1 and 2 are affirmative there's a pretty high chance Pighead is being fancied.

All those kissing OAP'S will be delighted to know that

22-10-2009 9:45pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

I before E except after K

That doesn't even rhyme. If it doesn't rhyme it can't be true.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-10-2009 9:45pm

phasers wrote: »

Pistols at dawn.

If a woman dangles and twirls her pistol (oo-er...) at somebody before placing it into a holster like Robocop, does that mean they fancy you?

phasers · 22-10-2009 9:47pm

Brynn White Windsock wrote: »

If a woman dangles and twirls her pistol (oo-er...) at somebody before placing it into a holster like Robocop, does that mean they fancy you?

Well yeah obviously

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-10-2009 9:48pm

phasers wrote: »

Well yeah obviously

I need to make a few phonecalls.

Radharc na Sleibhte · 22-10-2009 9:51pm

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead finds it easy to recognise if a lady fancies him or not.

Step 1: Check to see if they are alive.
Step 2: Check to see if their eyesight is in perfect working order.

That generally does it. If both steps 1 and 2 are affirmative there's a pretty high chance Pighead is being fancied.

Step one usually ticks all the boxes for me.

soundsham · 22-10-2009 9:51pm

no its when she dangles a meb on either side of her tongue.....you know your well in then

Pighead · 22-10-2009 10:11pm

MikeySligo wrote: »

Step one usually ticks all the boxes for me.

You can hold it right there if you're trying to imply that you're more handsome than Pighead. Because you're not.

netwhizkid · 22-10-2009 10:36pm

It is quite easy to tell what a woman is fantasising about. Another clue is when a woman is all smiley or rather ticklish then it is a sure sign she had the big "O" sometime in the last few hours.

Latchy · 22-10-2009 10:41pm

netwhizkid wrote: »

It is quite easy to tell what a woman is fantasising about. Another clue is when a woman is all smiley or rather ticklish then it is a sure sign she had the big "O" sometime in the last few hours.

Hmm.. She had sex with Roy Orbison ??

netwhizkid · 22-10-2009 10:46pm

Latchy wrote: »

Hmm.. She had sex with Roy Orbison ??

No rather than said woman had an orgasm

Latchy · 22-10-2009 10:50pm

netwhizkid wrote: »

No rather than said woman had an orgasm

Ahh right ,you hit the G spot with that one :pac:

Seth Brundle · 22-10-2009 10:58pm

netwhizkid wrote: »

No rather than said woman had an orgasm

wimmins have orgasms? :eek:
Nobody feckin told me! Still, I had my fun!

3qsmavrod5twfe · 23-10-2009 8:51am

Deleted User wrote: »

That doesn't even rhyme. If it doesn't rhyme it can't be true.

If a shoe upon a toe she dangles
You're getting sex from all the angles

And if she walks into you backwards
She has probably not noticed you standing there

Poor Uncle Tom · 23-10-2009 9:07am

Jeees, I must really be bored, I got this far....

AnonoBoy · 23-10-2009 9:49am

Hey Riverpineapple - When a woman gets a restraining order out against you, has her brothers call around to your house and threaten to break your legs and shouts abuse at you from across the street if she sees you that means she likes you right?

Big Knox · 23-10-2009 10:28am

netwhizkid wrote: »

It is quite easy to tell what a woman is fantasising about. Another clue is when a woman is all smiley or rather ticklish then it is a sure sign she had the big "O" sometime in the last few hours.

Are you seriously suggesting that women have random orgasms when out and about while fantasizing about different things and we can tell this by the fact they will be smiling and ticklish??

Hang on I think you might be on to something, my grandmother just smiled at me she must have had a random orgasm within the last hour... :rolleyes:

netwhizkid · 23-10-2009 10:38am

Big Knox wrote: »

Are you seriously suggesting that women have random orgasms when out and about while fantasizing about different things and we can tell this by the fact they will be smiling and ticklish??

Hang on I think you might be on to something, my grandmother just smiled at me she must have had a random orgasm within the last hour... :rolleyes:

No, however it is great indication they had one earlier that morning in bed though.

Agricola · 23-10-2009 11:56am

Everyone knows women only fantasize about getting a shinier cooker and home improvement in general :rolleyes:

kowloon · 23-10-2009 12:16pm

Riverpineapple wrote: »

Is it true that women are fantasing about a man or really attracted to him when they dangle their shoe on their toe?

I'm not sure, but I'm hitting Clarks just in case.

petes · 23-10-2009 12:23pm

netwhizkid wrote: »

No, however it is great indication they had one earlier that morning in bed though.

The amount of ****e you talk is unreal.

happyfriday · 23-10-2009 12:37pm

Only if she is twirling her hair at the same time, if she is not twirling her hair and her hand is placed on her lap it means you need to get the f*ck out of there as she is thinking of a way to beat you without leaving any marks!!! :rolleyes:

netwhizkid · 23-10-2009 3:20pm

Insurgent wrote: »

The amount of ****e you talk is unreal.

Just speaking from experience, then again not as many people may have their women writhing in ecstasy and be able to watch her smirk and giggle all day about it.

ekevosu · 23-10-2009 3:36pm

netwhizkid wrote: »

Just speaking from experience, then again not as many people may have their women writhing in ecstasy and be able to watch her smirk and giggle all day about it.

You and your mother are fairly close then?

MikeC101 · 23-10-2009 3:58pm

netwhizkid wrote: »

Just speaking from experience, then again not as many people may have their women writhing in ecstasy and be able to watch her smirk and giggle all day about it.

I bet she unhooked her corset, threw back her head and remained locked in an embrace with you, your own flowing ringlets rippling in the breeze as she moaned "Oh Fabio, Fabio...make love to me Fabio".

Davidius · 23-10-2009 4:17pm

Wait, do women normally like sex?

But she always seems a bit bored. Must be something wrong with her.

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