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Women dangling shoe on toe

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  • 22-10-2009 9:20pm
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    Riverpineapple
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    Is it true that women are fantasing about a man or really attracted to him when they dangle their shoe on their toe?


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    wudangclan
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    and if they do it while walking backwards that's bonus fantasy points.


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    Riverpineapple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Riverpineapple


    wudangclan wrote: »
    and if they do it while walking backwards that's bonus fantasy points.

    agreed.


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    Kiera
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    Nope, its when they dangle a knee high boot from their toe.


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    #5
    Riverpineapple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Riverpineapple


    It's always a shame when someone's clever response is too late.


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    phelixoflaherty
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    Maybe if they are dangling their smalls


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    phasers
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    I do that when I'm bored or my shoes hurt my feet


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    Kiera
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    Riverpineapple wrote: »
    It's always a shame when someone's clever response is too late.
    I find the shame is when someone keeps posting about wimmins in the hope to get one.


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    [Deleted User]
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    No it's when they dangle their lady garden over his man bits. Then you know for sure.


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    ejmaztec
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    Why would a woman want to dangle a guy's shoe on her toe?


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    #11
    Riverpineapple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Riverpineapple


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Why would a woman want to dangle a guy's shoe on her toe?

    I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.


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    WeWillBeReborn
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    Kiera wrote: »
    I find the shame is when someone keeps posting about wimmins in the hope to get one.
    :D, bet me to it


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    Latchy
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    The laddered stocking that the shoe is dangling from is so kinky :cool:


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    Euro_Kraut
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    Riverpineapple wrote: »
    I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.

    Some guys have such funny pet names from their lad.


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    phasers
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    Riverpineapple wrote: »
    I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.
    You have offended my lady's honour.

    Pistols at dawn.


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Riverpineapple wrote: »
    I think Keira fancies me. When I fancy a woman I stroke my stubble.
    Who's Keira?


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    WeWillBeReborn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭WeWillBeReborn


    Euro_Kraut wrote: »
    Some guys have such funny pet names from their lad.
    I try to keep 'stub' out of there altogether tbh ;)


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    Gummy Panda
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    phasers wrote: »
    You have offended my lady's honour.

    Pistols at dawn.

    You always seemed like the scissoring type...


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    #19
    Riverpineapple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Riverpineapple


    I before E except after K


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    Pighead
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    Pighead finds it easy to recognise if a lady fancies him or not.

    Step 1: Check to see if they are alive.
    Step 2: Check to see if their eyesight is in perfect working order.

    That generally does it. If both steps 1 and 2 are affirmative there's a pretty high chance Pighead is being fancied.


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead finds it easy to recognise if a lady fancies him or not.

    Step 1: Check to see if they are alive.
    Step 2: Check to see if their eyesight is in perfect working order.

    That generally does it. If both steps 1 and 2 are affirmative there's a pretty high chance Pighead is being fancied.
    All those kissing OAP'S will be delighted to know that


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    [Deleted User]
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    Riverpineapple wrote: »
    I before E except after K

    That doesn't even rhyme. If it doesn't rhyme it can't be true.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    phasers wrote: »
    Pistols at dawn.

    If a woman dangles and twirls her pistol (oo-er...) at somebody before placing it into a holster like Robocop, does that mean they fancy you?


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    phasers
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    Brynn White Windsock wrote: »
    If a woman dangles and twirls her pistol (oo-er...) at somebody before placing it into a holster like Robocop, does that mean they fancy you?
    Well yeah obviously


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    phasers wrote: »
    Well yeah obviously

    I need to make a few phonecalls.


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    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead finds it easy to recognise if a lady fancies him or not.

    Step 1: Check to see if they are alive.
    Step 2: Check to see if their eyesight is in perfect working order.

    That generally does it. If both steps 1 and 2 are affirmative there's a pretty high chance Pighead is being fancied.

    Step one usually ticks all the boxes for me.


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    soundsham
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    no its when she dangles a meb on either side of her tongue.....you know your well in then


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    Pighead
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    MikeySligo wrote: »
    Step one usually ticks all the boxes for me.
    You can hold it right there if you're trying to imply that you're more handsome than Pighead. Because you're not.


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    netwhizkid
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    It is quite easy to tell what a woman is fantasising about. Another clue is when a woman is all smiley or rather ticklish then it is a sure sign she had the big "O" sometime in the last few hours.


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    Latchy
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    netwhizkid wrote: »
    It is quite easy to tell what a woman is fantasising about. Another clue is when a woman is all smiley or rather ticklish then it is a sure sign she had the big "O" sometime in the last few hours.
    Hmm.. She had sex with Roy Orbison ??


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    #31
    netwhizkid
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    Latchy wrote: »
    Hmm.. She had sex with Roy Orbison ??

    No rather than said woman had an orgasm


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