Have you ever had a stalker?

im_invisible · 22-10-2009 9:44pm

robbie_998 wrote: »

what would happen if a stalker had a stalker ?
or the stalkers stalker had a stalker ?
aaahhhh it dosent stop !!!! :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

i tried stalking a girl once, it didnt work out, used to follow her to the cinema, the bitch always went for the romantic-commedies, in the end i decided to see whatever other movie happened to be on, and follow her home afterwards,

(why cant i find that rhod gilbert routine on utube?)

ascanbe · 22-10-2009 9:58pm

caseyann wrote: »

No laugh on her face trust me.Was a very much intended walk in look me up and down and walked back out And if you knew her trust me you wouldn't be saying that.She was a complete lunatic.I said in the other post she changed her name on her bills to my first name. Alot alot alot more then what i am saying.

You aren't Bridget Fonda, are you?

Jesus Juice · 22-10-2009 10:18pm

I've had people text stalk me and stuff never physical stuff.Texting is easy because after the 10th day of not texting back they get the message.
Well they dont get any message so to speak but they get the message...so yeah!

sky88 · 22-10-2009 10:26pm

i never had a stalker i kinda feel left out

Abi · 22-10-2009 10:33pm

sky88 wrote: »

i never had a stalker i kinda feel left out

PM me your name, address and phone number. I'm sure we can work something out

Dankoozy · 22-10-2009 10:34pm

wow i wish i could get a chick to stalk me. if she is even the slightest bit ok looking at all. would certainly make life more interesting

givyjoe81 · 22-10-2009 10:36pm

JangoFett wrote: »

I know it sounds hard to believe but you're just gonna have to believe me on this one. The guy was in tears telling me about it.

Why? In tears laughing cos you believed him?!

Rape is no joke, but it really is impossible to rape a guy, unless she was using a stap on that is. Apologies if thats the case.

givyjoe81 · 22-10-2009 10:38pm

brummytom wrote: »

To be fair, there's been plenty of cases of women spiking men's drinks with Viagra to rape them.. this woman's clearly unhinged, she might well have done so?

Sorry mate, but I have sampled the magic blue pill and it isnt as simple as that. You still have to be aroused for the stuff to work. I stood for ages staring at it expecting some kind of magic trick..:)

MizzLolly · 22-10-2009 10:45pm

I had two.

One showed up where I worked in THREE different jobs. Said he seen me on bebo on his friend's, cousin's, girlfriend's page.

The other one just called me all the fricken time and wanted to buy me stuff even though I never ever accepted it.

Some weirdos out there.

sky88 · 22-10-2009 10:47pm

Abigayle wrote: »

PM me your name, address and phone number. I'm sure we can work something out

ok will do cant wait;)

Martin 2 · 22-10-2009 11:25pm

Had a phone stalker once when I was a student, would phone me regularly but say nothing. Eventually after several months an attractive female voice replied by singing:

Do that to me one more time
Once is never enough with a man like you
Do that to me one more time
I can never get enough of a man like you

I had no idea who it was and after that she never phoned again but I was intrigued and really wanted her to phone again.... I was a frustrated engineering student.

Dudess · 22-10-2009 11:30pm

givyjoe81 wrote: »

Rape is no joke, but it really is impossible to rape a guy, unless she was using a stap on that is.

Rape isn't forcible penetration though, it's simply forcing someone to have sex against their will.

Come to think of it, I had a text "stalker" (I don't know whether that's the word for it though - I personally think "stalker" means something quite a bit stronger than a number of the examples on this thread). I found ignoring him worked.

Latchy · 22-10-2009 11:36pm

Anybody remember the film 'Play Misty for me ' with Clint Eastwood .

Now that was some serious stalking of the extreme kind :pac:

CoachBoone · 22-10-2009 11:36pm

Would be pretty sure that all of these "stalkers" arent the delusional ones.

Dudess · 22-10-2009 11:44pm

Latchy wrote: »

Anybody remember the film 'Play Misty for me ' with Clint Eastwood .

Now that was some serious stalking of the extreme kind :pac:

But it was Clint in his prime! You can't blame the woman! :pac:

Now Glenn Close stalking Michael Douglas - what was she thinking?! :eek:

Latchy · 22-10-2009 11:49pm

Dudess wrote: »

But it was Clint in his prime! You can't blame the woman! :pac:

Now Glenn Close stalking Michael Douglas - what was she thinking?! :eek:

Now Glen Close in her prime , stalking Clint in his prime makes more sense :pac:

pikachucheeks · 22-10-2009 11:50pm

I don't have the money for one

Fratton Fred · 22-10-2009 11:57pm

I have made it a policy of mine to sleep with every girl who wants to have sex with me and therefore there is no need for them to stalk me.

We've been together for ten years now.

im_invisible · 23-10-2009 2:54am

givyjoe81 wrote: »

Rape is no joke, but it really is impossible to rape a guy, unless she was using a strap on that is. Apologies if thats the case.

Ever watched 'peep show' ?

Elliemental · 23-10-2009 3:03am

caseyann wrote: »

I had stalkers on two or three previous occasions,Mine luckily enough were not to crazy:D And soon went away.
Joking aside it was scary at one stage the guy was getting in my path everytime i tried to walk home staring at me and following me around shops:( and apparently hanging around front of my house at night :(I found after he had stalked a girl into submission of dating and beat her to a pulp:(

Have you ever encountered the stalker who no matter how many times you said no still called to your house and text your phone harassing you?

How many of these mental cases is there out there :eek:

I took a restraining order out against a man in 2005, after he followed me from Belfast to Liverpool (on top of 12 months harrassment in Belfast, this was the final straw for me). He broke the order, ended up in prison and I haven`t seen him since 2007.

Mr Benevolent · 23-10-2009 3:06am

I'm beginning to wonder how many of these stories are real.

MikeC101 · 23-10-2009 3:20am

Going by the standards of "stalking" set in some of the previous posts, I've had loads.

The worst one was a girl at a student night in some bar. I made the mistake of making eye contact while waiting at the bar, where we were both waiting to be served.

She smiled and I, foolish innocent unaware of what I was doing - giving the stalker encouragement - smiled back.

Then she said "Hi, having a good night?"

Well, I don't need to tell you, I froze in panic. Hoping she'd go away if I ignored her I pulled my shirt over my head and stayed really still - but when I looked back she was still staring at me!!! And worse, she wasn't smiling anymore, it was more a sinister "I'm stalking you" kind of stare, with her mouth open in a classic case of stalkers mouth.

Eventually I just ran, ran as fast as I could, tears of terror streaming down my face. I got to the exit and somehow found my way home. To be honest I think I blocked out a lot of that journey home, all I remember is locking my door and hiding under the covers.

I didn't leave the house for weeks.

Edit: Now that I think of it, there was this weird stalker guy who'd come to the house fairly regularly, and mess around with the letterbox, probably putting his penis in it or something. I know for sure he was a stalker, the pervert even wore a kind of uniform when he'd come a-stalking!

cournioni · 23-10-2009 8:18am

Had one a few years back when I was at college. Threatened to "stab me" if I didn't meet up with her. Think she was texting my phone for at least a year and a half without reply. :rolleyes:

AckwelFoley · 23-10-2009 8:25am

Dudess wrote: »

Rape isn't forcible penetration though, it's simply forcing someone to have sex against their will.

Come to think of it, I had a text "stalker" (I don't know whether that's the word for it though - I personally think "stalker" means something quite a bit stronger than a number of the examples on this thread). I found ignoring him worked.

...technically, a man cannot get raped in the eyes of Irish law as "rape" in the legal sence is vaginal penetration, anything else is aggrivated sexual assault.

Dont know how i know that.. :pac:

xzanti · 23-10-2009 10:18am

Yeah an obsessed ex when I was about 17.. looking back now it's quite funny but at the time it was pretty scary.. He used to sit in our back garden at night and hide in the bushes and on occasion he'd rearrange the bins and stuff just to let me know he'd been there.. One time I woke up and he had pulled all my mams flowers out of the flowerbed and arranged them like a wreath on top of our car.. that was the last straw, got a barring order on him after that.. total nutjob :rolleyes:

caseyann · 23-10-2009 10:48am

Elliemental wrote: »

I took a restraining order out against a man in 2005, after he followed me from Belfast to Liverpool (on top of 12 months harrassment in Belfast, this was the final straw for me). He broke the order, ended up in prison and I haven`t seen him since 2007.

Good for you girl:) how did you prove it to the police? The garda told me to just ignore him,didn't take me seriously at all.I was scared every time i walked out front door,And when my neighbour told me he was hanging around the field in front of my house at night,it was even worse.
Eventually my cousins did something i never asked what and he disappeared from the area.Ran into him one more time in the square ran around after me for a good 3 hours watching me shopping.But didn't dare step foot back in the area i lived

Professey Chin · 23-10-2009 10:50am

Im stalking myself right now.
Im here somewhere.........>_>

Copper23 · 23-10-2009 11:15am

Stalked by an ex for a year and a half.

Wouldn't believe the things that happened. Court order in place now thankfully and its *almost* being obeyed.

caseyann · 23-10-2009 11:30am

PORNAPSTER wrote: »

Had one a few years back when I was at college. Threatened to "stab me" if I didn't meet up with her. Think she was texting my phone for at least a year and a half without reply. :rolleyes:

She threatened to stab you :eek: Wow thats just insane.
I well believe you i have heard similar stories about the non stop everyday texting even though they didnt reply.She probably got interested in someone else and now their problem.

caseyann · 23-10-2009 11:32am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Im stalking myself right now.
Im here somewhere.........>_>

My buddy

How has life been Ultimate Chin :pI have been watching your posts

caseyann · 23-10-2009 11:34am

xzanti wrote: »

Yeah an obsessed ex when I was about 17.. looking back now it's quite funny but at the time it was pretty scary.. He used to sit in our back garden at night and hide in the bushes and on occasion he'd rearrange the bins and stuff just to let me know he'd been there.. One time I woke up and he had pulled all my mams flowers out of the flowerbed and arranged them like a wreath on top of our car.. that was the last straw, got a barring order on him after that.. total nutjob :rolleyes:

Oh my god that is just scary

caseyann · 23-10-2009 11:36am

Copper23 wrote: »

Stalked by an ex for a year and a half.

Wouldn't believe the things that happened. Court order in place now thankfully and its *almost* being obeyed.

Would well believe it.There seems to be alot of them

.And what are normally normal people everyday and something just snaps in their heads.

Professey Chin · 23-10-2009 11:36am

caseyann wrote: »

My buddy How has life been Ultimate Chin I have been watching your posts

Wait.......if youve been stalking my posts how have I been stalking myself

And who the hell have I been stalking? :eek:

caseyann · 23-10-2009 11:37am

MikeC101 wrote: »

Going by the standards of "stalking" set in some of the previous posts, I've had loads.

The worst one was a girl at a student night in some bar. I made the mistake of making eye contact while waiting at the bar, where we were both waiting to be served.

She smiled and I, foolish innocent unaware of what I was doing - giving the stalker encouragement - smiled back.

Then she said "Hi, having a good night?"

Well, I don't need to tell you, I froze in panic. Hoping she'd go away if I ignored her I pulled my shirt over my head and stayed really still - but when I looked back she was still staring at me!!! And worse, she wasn't smiling anymore, it was more a sinister "I'm stalking you" kind of stare, with her mouth open in a classic case of stalkers mouth.

Eventually I just ran, ran as fast as I could, tears of terror streaming down my face. I got to the exit and somehow found my way home. To be honest I think I blocked out a lot of that journey home, all I remember is locking my door and hiding under the covers.

I didn't leave the house for weeks.

Edit: Now that I think of it, there was this weird stalker guy who'd come to the house fairly regularly, and mess around with the letterbox, probably putting his penis in it or something. I know for sure he was a stalker, the pervert even wore a kind of uniform when he'd come a-stalking!

Good piece i think you should write for living :cool:
Lmao

caseyann · 23-10-2009 11:39am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Wait.......if youve been stalking my posts how have I been stalking myself
And who the hell have I been stalking? :eek:

Nah you just have two

:D but

i want be only one so stop

SS

Professey Chin · 23-10-2009 11:42am

caseyann wrote: »

Nah you just have two :D but i want be only one so stop

SS

Yes miss

ballsymchugh · 23-10-2009 11:45am

caseyann wrote: »

Good for you girl:) how did you prove it to the police? The garda told me to just ignore him,didn't take me seriously at all.I was scared every time i walked out front door,And when my neighbour told me he was hanging around the field in front of my house at night,it was even worse.
Eventually my cousins did something i never asked what and he disappeared from the area.Ran into him one more time in the square ran around after me for a good 3 hours watching me shopping.But didn't dare step foot back in the area i lived

i'm pretty sure that everyone in the square is stalking someone!

caseyann · 23-10-2009 11:47am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Yes miss

Good boy take it on chin

caseyann · 23-10-2009 11:49am

ballsymchugh wrote: »

i'm pretty sure that everyone in the square is stalking someone!

I am pretty sure they are not,so stop making excuses for yourself

You are stalking her

Professey Chin · 23-10-2009 11:49am

ballsymchugh wrote: »

i'm pretty sure that everyone in the square is stalking someone!

I go there for the atmosphere and excellent value.........................ok a hot girl works there

ballsymchugh · 23-10-2009 11:57am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I go there for the atmosphere and excellent value.........................ok a hot girl works there

she is pretty hot though!!

kowloon · 23-10-2009 12:10pm

Abigayle wrote: »

Have had some pretty freaky experiences, not solely guys either. There are two women that spring to mind. One was in a jealousy / bitchy type that tried fcuking things up for me, and the other one started dressing / acting like / following me - which started to manifest into something more lesbionic in her head.

And this is my new power word for the day.

Have you ever had a stalker?

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