Did you ever find something you shouldn't have in your parents' bedroom?

some random drunk · 22-03-2012 4:27pm #1

When I was a young fella my ma used to keep all the chocolate bars, crisps etc hidden from us in her bedroom wardrobe. One time when she was busy downstairs I reckoned I'd sneak into her room and help myself to a packet of crisps. After a bit of rumaging and not coming across any snacks I opened up a bag and found a copy of FIFA95 for the megadrive - the same game I asked Santy for Christmas. That was the moment I knew for sure Santy wasn't real.

Anyone got any stories of finding something strange, untoward or funny in their parents' bedrooms?

Dravokivich · 22-03-2012 4:29pm

A used condom they didn't seem to have time to dispose of.

maximoose · 22-03-2012 4:29pm

Dodgy German porn on VHS

My ma's handgun

I was an awful little bast*rd for going hoking around the house...

admiralofthefleet · 22-03-2012 4:29pm

my ma'a neck massager, at least that what she said it was

howsyourtusk · 22-03-2012 4:29pm

Found some condoms when I was about 10. Stole one and had my first posh ****. Was a special moment :P

Owryan · 22-03-2012 4:31pm

found my parents having sex .............shudder

dulpit · 22-03-2012 4:31pm

Nothing here really, feeling left out now...

stovelid · 22-03-2012 4:33pm

My sexuality.

cynder · 22-03-2012 4:33pm

I found a bunch of mags when i was around 5 and at 13 i found a buzzing obect, i now know what it is... also walked in on my parents when i was 5.

I know a lad who arrived home early from school to find his dad in bed with another man, needless to say his wife divorced him...

My mother found handcuffs in my room when i was 20, there was an innocent answer for me having them,,, honestly.

smash · 22-03-2012 4:33pm

some random drunk wrote: »

That was the moment I knew for sure Santy wasn't real.

What? :eek::eek:

:(:(:(

kfallon · 22-03-2012 4:34pm

Shergar....under the bed.....I've said too much

ColeTrain · 22-03-2012 4:35pm

A whip, chains and a funny leather mask. They were minding it for the old man next door. He liked to play dress up.

Mindkiller · 22-03-2012 4:55pm

Lube

Andy!! · 22-03-2012 4:58pm

howsyourtusk wrote: »

Found some condoms when I was about 10. Stole one and had my first posh ****. Was a special moment :P

Thanks for sharing that.

minidazzler · 22-03-2012 5:07pm

ColeTrain wrote: »

A whip, chains and a funny leather mask. They were minding it for the old man next door. He liked to play dress up.

With your parents...

I Heart Internet · 22-03-2012 5:18pm

You mean porn and dildos???

No. Never.

luckyfrank · 22-03-2012 5:20pm

a kilo of coke

Viral Vector · 22-03-2012 5:22pm

A Bertie Ahern mask!

[shudders!]

subway · 22-03-2012 5:22pm

grindelwald wrote: »

I know a lady who arrived home early from school to find his dad in bed with another man, needless to say his wife divorced him...
.

mental

Frynge · 22-03-2012 5:22pm

a water tank that was ment to be in the attic

and a burglar

Big Johnson · 22-03-2012 5:24pm

Willie O'Dea

guitarzero · 22-03-2012 5:25pm

A HEAD........of lettuce, IN THE WARDROBE!!!:eek:

chakotha · 22-03-2012 5:28pm

The Visual Dictionary of Sex.

http://ia700800.us.archive.org/zipview.php?zip=/0/items/olcovers657/olcovers657-L.zip&file=6573680-L.jpg

Swampy · 22-03-2012 5:30pm

A plant that one smokes.

ColeTrain · 22-03-2012 5:33pm

minidazzler wrote: »

With your parents...

you missed ze joke

DaveNoCheese · 22-03-2012 5:38pm

The answer to the meaning of all this mumbo jumbo...

...It's 42 ....

RichieC · 22-03-2012 5:39pm

I may well have but my mind wiped the memory... I'll never know.

General General · 22-03-2012 5:50pm

Another thread on here has a guy finding a strap-on among his parents' sex toys.

aaronjumper · 22-03-2012 5:50pm

My (non pornagraphic) dvd's. The thieves.

cynder · 22-03-2012 5:53pm

subway wrote: »

mental

Was meant to be lad not lady..:o

Conall Cernach · 22-03-2012 5:54pm

I Heart Internet wrote: »

You mean porn and dildos???

No. Never.

I have

. I'm still mentally scarred.

rgmmg · 22-03-2012 5:55pm

My Christmas presents

Frynge · 22-03-2012 5:56pm

yore ma......

oh no, wait....

Chevolution · 22-03-2012 8:35pm

My ma's electric toothbrush, thinking back it may not have been a toothbrush......

Big Nasty · 22-03-2012 8:40pm

No. Thank God.

*shudders*

Ghandee · 22-03-2012 8:50pm

Came home from college early one day, only to find my Mam in bed with my best friend, pair of them going at it hell for leather!:eek:

I was absolutely fcuking raging! I called my ma every name under the sun, and warned her that I'd be telling my dad a son as I seen him!

And as for my so called 'best friend' I looked at that piece of shït straight in his eye, and I told him in the most disgusting tone of voice you can imagine........

I said to him 'BAD DOG!, GET TO YOUR BED!,'

Mr.Crinklewood · 22-03-2012 8:54pm

kfallon wrote: »

Shergar....under the bed.....I've said too much

That would explain the shouts of "You are some horse"

Does not however account for the jellyfish semen.

paulosham · 22-03-2012 8:56pm

At 5 I walked in on my dad having a ****. At 8 I walked in on my parents having sex, by half nine my dad had a padlock on the door.

R0ot · 22-03-2012 8:58pm

The Postman.

Micky Dolenz · 22-03-2012 8:59pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

A used condom they didn't seem to have time to dispose of.

The sibling you never had.

John Doe1 · 22-03-2012 9:01pm

A book on kama sutra:o

Mr.Crinklewood · 22-03-2012 9:06pm

paulosham wrote: »

At 5 I walked in on my dad having a ****. At 8 I walked in on my parents having sex, by half nine my dad had a padlock on the door.

Did you mean to post this in the worst punishment imposed by your parents thread?

Did you ever find something you shouldn't have in your parents' bedroom?

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