Best ways to get rich quick?

Gauss · 26-11-2012 7:16pm #1

All I can think of right now is creating sports gambling systems.

I've considered sending letters to the world's billionaires asking for one million, just need to find their addresses.

El Guapo! · 26-11-2012 7:17pm

Think up an ingenious foolproof scam.
Then let me in on it.

Ghandee · 26-11-2012 7:18pm

Marry a bondholder.

Dravokivich · 26-11-2012 7:18pm

Well, I hope you succeed, because the only other option is to die trying.

brandon_flowers · 26-11-2012 7:20pm

You could try rich on his mobile.

Clareman · 26-11-2012 7:21pm

Think of a great idea for making money quickly
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Get rich quick

Caveman1 · 26-11-2012 7:22pm

Gauss wrote: »

All I can think of right now is creating sports gambling systems.

I've considered sending letters to the world's billionaires asking for one million, just need to find their addresses.

If you want to get rich I'd avoid gambling

pierre blundell · 26-11-2012 7:23pm

does any one know how to go about setting up a charity

ROCKMAN · 26-11-2012 7:23pm

Caveman1 wrote: »

If you want to get rich I'd avoid gambling

with your own money..................

M1XR · 26-11-2012 7:26pm

Marry a rich person
Sex tape with famous person
Win a reality tv program and sell out to media after (usual good to have had sex on the tv while doing this to make sure media want ya)
Generally be sexy and find yourself a manager who will make you a popstar

or this one is the hard one: be talented or lucky

Peetrik · 26-11-2012 7:28pm

Set up a premium rate telephone number.

To find out how just call me on 1800-euroeuro now!

Lingua Franca · 26-11-2012 7:30pm

Have you considered escort work? It's money for old rope. Often literally.

Frynge · 26-11-2012 7:31pm

Give me €1,000,000 and i'll give you back €1,700,000 over 20 years

Oh i didn't see the quick part

the groutch · 26-11-2012 7:33pm

send $1 to HappyDude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield

Grayson · 26-11-2012 7:35pm

You can make a fair bit with drugs. A grow house or two would make you a millionaire inside a year. But there are risks.

There's a guy who's (apparently) close to being a billionaire through gambling

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Walsh_(art_collector)

Cupcakebabies · 26-11-2012 7:35pm

1. Sex Tape - worked for Kim Kardashian.
2. Gold Digger - marry a rich old man who is ready to kick the bucket.
3. Page 3 Model.
4. Go on a reality show - Tallafornia/Only Way Is Essex.
5. Rob a bank.

Oracle · 26-11-2012 7:37pm

Try hard work.

thefishone · 26-11-2012 7:37pm

It's a very easy thing to do and if you want to know how I did it,
send me €100 and I will tell you one vital piece of information,probably
the most important thing in the whole process of becoming a millionaire.

Onesimus · 26-11-2012 7:38pm

Go to school, college, study finance then go to America and work on wall street. Sorted. Or you could just be content with what you have and settle for a decent enough job.

MaxSteele · 26-11-2012 7:39pm

Don't ask on the legal discussion forum anyway. They nearly break down in tears at posters dodging VAT on iMac computers.

My name is URL · 26-11-2012 7:41pm

Let me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about.

No, sir. Our model is the trapezoid!

franktheplank · 26-11-2012 7:51pm

Firstly you need to start by being very rich.

Then get an OH like mine.

Remmy · 26-11-2012 7:55pm

Buy when there is blood running through the streets...oh yeah, you need money to do that.

Frynge · 26-11-2012 7:58pm

I once asked an old man how he got so rich.

He said it all started in 1930 when he had nothing left, and he found a nickel on the ground. He used that nickel to buy an apple and spent the entire day polishing that apple and then in the evening sold that apple for a dime. The next day he bought two apples and polished both of them for the entire day before doubling his money by selling them for 2 dimes.

This continued for about a week, in which time he had amassed over two dollars. Then his father in law died and left him two million dollars.