RIP Uncle Monty..

stretchdoe · 31-03-2013 2:12am #1

Monty you terrible c*nt!

amacca · 31-03-2013 2:16am

Monty Python?
Montgomery Burns?
Mario Monti?
Colin montgomery?

dr.bollocko · 31-03-2013 2:19am

Bollocks to Monty. We're getting out.

Mr. Incognito · 31-03-2013 2:21am

Is it a family trait?

stretchdoe · 31-03-2013 2:25am

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Is it a family trait?

I fear it may be so.

I too, alas, will likely never play the Dane..

dr.bollocko · 31-03-2013 2:26am

The older order changeth, yielding place to new. God fulfills himself in many ways. And soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. Oh, my boys, my boys, we're at the end of an age. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world.

Yamanoto · 31-03-2013 2:29am

Flowers are essentially tarts.

Prostitutes for the Bees.

Sarky · 31-03-2013 2:31am

Sign on? At a labour exchange?

Super-Rush · 31-03-2013 2:37am

I've been preparing myself to forgive you.

stretchdoe · 31-03-2013 2:37am

I mean to extend this thread.

Even if it must be burglary..

RobbingBandit · 31-03-2013 2:38am

Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp.

Super-Rush · 31-03-2013 2:39am

I can never touch raw meat until it's cooked. As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops!

kuntboy · 31-03-2013 2:46am

You beastly little parasite, how dare you! You little thug. How dare you! Beastly, ungrateful little swine!

Super-Rush · 31-03-2013 2:47am

For those wondering.

Richard Griffiths, one of Britain’s most celebrated character actors, has died from complications following heart surgery.
The stage and screen star, who played Uncle Vernon Dursley in the Harry Potter films, was 65. One of his finest performances was as the lecherous, vegetable-loving Uncle Monty in cult favourite Withnail and I.

Link.