Shagging your cousin?

grenache · 08-08-2009 8:09pm

K4t wrote: »

The rule for me has always been; First cousin no, second cousin no problem. There's enough distance.

In that case then, you better pray you didn't have children. Second cousins consumating leads to a far higher risk of such mental conditions as cerebral palsy and downs syndrome occuring in new born children.

It works like the whole bomb theory. If two people are standing next to a bomb when it goes off, the person standing right next to it (first cousin) has a better chance of surviving than the person standing six feet away from it. (second cousin).

Slumlion · 08-08-2009 8:10pm

snyper wrote: »

touched on a raw nerve did we.

fancy yer cousin..

No I don't,its you that fancys your cousin.
I bet you look like one of those guys from wrong turn.

AckwelFoley · 08-08-2009 8:13pm

Slumlion wrote: »

No I don't,its you that fancys your cousin.
I bet you look like one of those guys from wrong turn.

Wow.. long time since i heard a crushing put down like that.. infact about 20 years... are you 12?

Slumlion · 08-08-2009 8:16pm

snyper wrote: »

Wow.. long time since i heard a crushing put down like that.. infact about 20 years... are you 12?

Are you inbred?

missingtime · 08-08-2009 8:20pm

People complain about the foreigners in this country and yet there are still people ****ing their own family.

Sharpshooter · 08-08-2009 8:22pm

Slumlion wrote: »

hes the funniest athlone knacker alive(funniest looking that is)

Slumlion wrote: »

Are you inbred?

Banned.

AckwelFoley · 08-08-2009 8:22pm

Slumlion wrote: »

Are you inbred?

wow, incredible rebuke.

Once again crushing.

cHaTbOx · 08-08-2009 8:30pm

Slumlion wrote: »

hes the funniest athlone knacker alive(funniest looking that is)

Slumlion wrote: »

Are you inbred?

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Banned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHyT8F-UFNE

On topic, I really have no opinion on it , not my cup of tea.

kumate_champ07 · 08-08-2009 8:39pm

Kradock wrote: »

Yeah , he also thought we are descended from apes

no, we and apes share the same ancestors. theres a difference

AckwelFoley · 08-08-2009 8:58pm

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

no, we and apes share the same ancestors. theres a difference

yes, i was of that opinion until i was corrected.

Our common ancestor was infact also an ape

indough · 08-08-2009 9:01pm

they werent the same as modern apes though, which is why the distinction needs to be made

pablomakaveli · 08-08-2009 9:02pm

If you believe the bible then Adam and Eves kids had to ride each other and their kids would effectively had to ride their cousins.

So in theory god supports cousin riding.

AckwelFoley · 08-08-2009 9:05pm

indough wrote: »

they werent the same as modern apes though, which is why the distinction needs to be made

Yes, absolutely, yet an ape none the less.

Osgoodisgood · 08-08-2009 9:11pm

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

no, we and apes share the same ancestors. theres a difference

No, there really isn't. If "we" means humans then we are apes just like chimps, orangutans and gorillas. Now, those guys are known to regularly roll the dice and breed within the immediate family, mainly because of a lack of options to begin with, a restriction that occurs with humans only amongst the very ugly and/or the very drunk.

indough · 08-08-2009 9:19pm

a primate geneaology diagram for anyone interested

sorry for going OT and/or blasphemy

Kradock · 08-08-2009 10:38pm

indough wrote: »

a primate geneaology diagram for anyone interested

sorry for going OT and/or blasphemy

Thanks for clearing that up

Prof.Badass · 08-08-2009 10:59pm

tootyflutty wrote: »

A family near where I live are two first cousins married, and have 6 kids, 4 of them are disabled. Now if that doesn't put you off what does?
Just no. Never. Ew. No.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Carlos_segundo80.png :eek:.

Riddle101 · 08-08-2009 11:04pm

Hell No!, I'd never shag anyone who is related to me.I just see it as if you're shagging your sister or something and it seems disgusting to me.

stick-dan · 08-08-2009 11:05pm

pablomakaveli wrote: »

If you believe the bible then Adam and Eves kids had to ride each other and their kids would effectively had to ride their cousins.

So in theory god supports cousin riding.

I laughed my hole off!!!

Prof.Badass · 08-08-2009 11:15pm

pablomakaveli wrote: »

If you believe the bible then Adam and Eves kids had to ride each other and their kids would effectively had to ride their cousins.

So in theory god supports cousin riding.

I always wondered....

If two people were left to repopulate the planet, how many generations down the line would it take before people stop being horribly inbred?

Niall09 · 09-08-2009 1:18am

snyper wrote: »

Apparently offspring from second cousins have a higher chance of having a birth defect, like red hair or something worse

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ul8VgHojN7U/ShRdB8fYZMI/AAAAAAAAARE/r7Knov7tb2I/s1600-h/bad_photo_38.jpg
:eek:

cherryghost · 09-08-2009 1:20am

vinylmesh wrote: »

I always wondered....

If two people were left to repopulate the planet, how many generations down the line would it take before people stop being horribly inbred?

we'll evolve into some squirrel fish thing i reckon.

discostick12 · 09-08-2009 1:28am

No I would never ever ever! The though just makes me wanna puke!, but everyones different do as you please

discobeaker · 09-08-2009 2:03am

As they say, Why walk across the road when you can walk across the landing! Also if you think about it,cheaper wedding!!!!

fryup · 09-08-2009 8:40am

Jerry Lee Lewis (great balls of fire) married his 14 yr old cousin

and who remembers the brother & sister in Brookside....now that was going a bit too far, YUK!!

teddy_303 · 09-08-2009 8:58am

Shellbyville! :cool:

TheZohanS · 09-08-2009 9:59am

NewApproach wrote: »

Sheikh Mohammed, ruler of Dubai, is married to his first cousin and they have 14 kids!!! :eek:

Sheikh and bake.

Tea-a-Maria · 09-08-2009 4:17pm

If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.:p

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 09-08-2009 4:24pm

I have a lot of very good looking cousins. But no way :eek:

randypriest · 09-08-2009 4:37pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

Don't think I could do the deed, but for a hot one I'd have many a **** in their honour.

**** on Sir, **** on.

cianl1 · 11-08-2009 6:44pm

indough wrote: »

a primate geneaology diagram for anyone interested

sorry for going OT and/or blasphemy

Don't worry. No such thing as blasphemy in evolution. I checked.

indough · 11-08-2009 7:24pm

eh? i dont get it

blasphemy includes expressing beliefs disapproved by religion, like evolution for example

thats what i meant

Ann22 · 11-08-2009 7:38pm

discobeaker wrote: »

As they say, Why walk across the road when you can walk across the landing! Also if you think about it,cheaper wedding!!!!

Dead funny:D

Ann22 · 11-08-2009 7:53pm

grenache wrote: »

In that case then, you better pray you didn't have children. Second cousins consumating leads to a far higher risk of such mental conditions as cerebral palsy and downs syndrome occuring in new born children.

It works like the whole bomb theory. If two people are standing next to a bomb when it goes off, the person standing right next to it (first cousin) has a better chance of surviving than the person standing six feet away from it. (second cousin).

Cerebral palsy isn't a genetic disorder like the way cystic fibrosis and phenylketonuria is..A child of unrelated parents has a risk of around two to three per cent of being born with a birth defect or genetic disorder, this risk is approximately doubled (4–6%) for children of first cousins without a family history of genetic disorders. The closer the relationship the bigger the risk for problems. Much bigger risk for 1st cousins than 2nd.
I worked with a girl who was married to her first cousin, think the kids are ok. I heard they had to get permission from the Pope to get married.

Joey the lips · 11-08-2009 7:54pm

kwestfan08 wrote: »

Ah incest. A game the whole family can enjoy.

Incest, a game the whole family can play!

Jesus :rolleyes:

happyfriday · 11-08-2009 8:10pm

Yuk, yukky, yuk no way!! Don't even like thinking about it!! YEW!!

They is all a bit funny looking though!! Where is that family tree gone to?!?!

Lu Tze · 11-08-2009 8:12pm

pablomakaveli wrote: »

If you believe the bible then Adam and Eves kids had to ride each other and their kids would effectively had to ride their cousins.

So in theory god supports cousin riding.

Cain and Abel? Bible = Gheyness

Abi · 11-08-2009 8:23pm

You know you've gotten desperate when you decide to reply to one of these threads =/

I wouldn't because we more like brothers and sisters than cousins, and would have seen them very regularly. Just the thought of it, ew

PinkTulips · 11-08-2009 8:24pm

Lu Tze wrote: »

Cain and Abel? Bible = Gheyness

They had other kids after the Cain and Abel fiasco.... everyone lived for hundreds of years in the old testament and Eve kept on producing sprogs for years all of whom got jiggy with each other and populated the earth. :rolleyes: (now if you really want to get in trouble with a christian you ask them about the people Cain was banished to live with... surely if Adam and Eve were the first then there couldn't have been any other people on earth yet he went of and married a woman from another tribe

)

On topic... i have one cousin i only see every 5 years or so who's fairly hot and we have definite chemistry but seeing as he's married and i'm as good as nothing would ever happen there..... he's seriously shaggable though so pre-partners if we'd gotten drunk.... who knows?

Foxhound38 · 11-08-2009 10:15pm

Fajitas! wrote: »

No, I wouldn't... Family is family :-/

Shur arent we all cousins at the end of the day! Incest is best :pac:

Mr.Obvious · 11-08-2009 10:19pm

4.97% :eek:.

And here's me thinking i was the only one

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Kipperhell · 12-08-2009 6:59am

It is complete nonsense to go on about birth defects with cousins as a certainty and it predominantly comes from exposure to US media and their hang ups. It is very common in many countries of many religions.

http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=facts

Not a great independent source but if you actually go look it up you'll see that it is not much of an issue. Given how cousins interact socially now in Ireland makes it more of a taboo here but it was not unheard of in the past ask your grandparents.

jayteecork · 12-08-2009 7:02am

snyper wrote: »

I ws watching the Godfather part 3 last night.. and next thing Andy Garcia's character in it starts kissing his cousin and im going to presume he went balls deep..

Now i know in places like longford and donegal and louth this would be considered nothing out of the norm, but personally im not excited by the idea.. particularly because most of my cousins are guys...

I do know a guy whos parents are first cousins.. he seems pretty normal.. but im wondering if you'd do it.

Andy Garcia must have been sick to the stomach.

He thought "Great, movie legend Francis Ford Coppola has signed me up to star in the third Godfather film"

Then he realised he's main role was to date Francis' daughter.

poor guy.

kraggy · 12-08-2009 7:13am

As the knacker said to his wife when she filed for divorce "Can we still be cousins?.."

Shagging your cousin?

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