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Male & Female Toilets?

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  • 28-05-2009 7:41pm
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    Doodoo
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭


    Why is it that when i, after a few drinks, stumble in to the wimmins jacks by accident i get dirty looks and abuse off shemales but when wimmin decide they don't want to queue and end up in the mens nothing is said.
    Whats going on? The wimmin could possibly see our todgers (not that i've got anything to be ashamed of) and we're the ones getting the flack and the best we can hope for is to hear a bird fart from the other side of a cubicle door!:confused::confused:


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    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,082 ✭✭✭✭Random


    Because the wimmins be fixing their tits and stuff!

    A scantly glad woman dancing through the mens jacks ain't a bad thing though!


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Heh heh, somebody named "DooDoo" posting a thread about toilet protocol. Whatever next?


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    you should go to the church pub/club in mary street, dublin. the toilets there a more or less communal


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    Brimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Brimmy


    I always hated this and one time when quite tipsy I accidently splashed on a young lady who tried breaking into the mens.

    I think she learnt her lesson :p


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    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Do what I do...

    "get the fcuk out you skanky slut"

    Usually works :)


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,059 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Just unveil your dripping dragon to them, they won't come back


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    #8
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Erika Tasty Robber wrote: »
    Do what I do...

    "get the fcuk out you skanky slut"

    Usually works :)


    Charming I must say :pac:


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    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Reminds me a story someone was telling me about some dizzy blond he knew.


    So she was like, doing her make-up and stuff looking in the mirror of the bathroom. And then after about 10 minutes she noticed that there were urinals everywhere.


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,059 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Reminds me a story someone was telling me about some dizzy blond he knew.


    So she was like, doing her make-up and stuff looking in the mirror of the bathroom. And then after about 10 minutes she noticed that there were urinals everywhere.


    Great story.. Compelling and rich


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Reminds me a story someone was telling me about some dizzy blond he knew.


    So she was like, doing her make-up and stuff looking in the mirror of the bathroom. And then after about 10 minutes she noticed that there were urinals everywhere.

    the not true and probably a load of bollox forum is, like, so that way
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    carly_86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 523 ✭✭✭carly_86


    Doodoo wrote: »
    Why is it that when i, after a few drinks, stumble in to the wimmins jacks by accident i get dirty looks and abuse off shemales but when wimmin decide they don't want to queue and end up in the mens nothing is said.
    Whats going on? The wimmin could possibly see our todgers (not that i've got anything to be ashamed of) and we're the ones getting the flack and the best we can hope for is to hear a bird fart from the other side of a cubicle door!:confused::confused:

    Dude can't u spell and where's your manners


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    bonerjams03
    Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭bonerjams03


    carly_86 wrote: »
    Dude can't u spell and where's your manners

    Its spelt "You"... or ewe but lets not get into that.

    Also, for fear of nitpicking.. actually not really. It's be where are your manners. Its a plurals mannerS.


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    Schism
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    carly_86 wrote: »
    Dude can't u spell and where's your manners

    I think you'll find he can spell almost fine.


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    magenta73
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭magenta73


    I work in a restaurant and we have communal toilets and on a number of occasions I have gone in to find a man (it's always the men) who just didn't bother to shut the door! there could be kids roaming in and out!:mad:


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    irish_goat
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


    Could be worse, was at a busy rugby match once, laughed at my female mate waiting in the queue for the girls as I strolled into the mens to see 2 girls blocking off another who was hunched down over the urinal(which was basically just a wall) takin a piss. Classy bird...


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Great story.. Compelling and rich

    I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    magenta73 wrote: »
    I work in a restaurant and we have communal toilets and on a number of occasions I have gone in to find a man (it's always the men) who just didn't bother to shut the door!

    Ever considered meeting someone in a bar or a club like most people?


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    whatduck
    Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭whatduck


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

    My god their putting the whole bar at risk!


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    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Doodoo wrote: »
    Why is it that when i, after a few drinks, stumble in to the wimmins jacks by accident i get dirty looks and abuse off shemales


    Most of yee have yer mickeys out before you get near the cubicle

    but when wimmin decide they don't want to queue and end up in the mens nothing is said.

    You should be honoured by our mere presence :P, for some of you it's the closest your getting to seeing knickers round the ankles :D

    and the best we can hope for is to hear a bird fart from the other side of a cubicle door!:confused::confused:


    Ewww :D


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Women use the men's room? :eek: skanks


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    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Reminds me a story someone was telling me about some dizzy blond he knew.

    Why was she dizzy? Too much drink?


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    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    It's illegal for a bloke to be in the ladies toilets, but not for a 'lady' to be in the blokes toilets.


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    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    Kinda off topic, but there's a certain dublin club that has a dead end coridoor leading off from the jacks. I've seen members of both sexes urinating on it's marble floor.
    ffs why can't they just use a sink or the street?

    Just another unintended consequence of toilet attendants.


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    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Doodoo wrote: »
    Why is it that when i, after a few drinks, stumble in to the wimmins jacks by accident i get dirty looks and abuse off shemales but when wimmin decide they don't want to queue and end up in the mens nothing is said

    WTF

    :confused::confused:


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    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

    o rly?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bear


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    Brimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Brimmy


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    It's illegal for a bloke to be in the ladies toilets, but not for a 'lady' to be in the blokes toilets.

    That's one of the most peculiar and contradicting laws if that's true. Or did you just make it up because sexism is illegal therefor that law being sexist should be illegal.

    My brain hurts.


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    #28
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    It's illegal for a bloke to be in the ladies toilets, but not for a 'lady' to be in the blokes toilets.

    Illegal? Hardly.

    Care to back it up with some facts?


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    #29
    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,508 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Tiz sexism so tiz.


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    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    I was in the mens jacks in a club one tight taking a piss. It was quite apparent that someone was in a bad way in one of the cubicles, splutter farts and the stink was fowl. Anyways I was washing my hands and the door swung open and out emerged an absolute cracker of a bird. The skank didn't even wash her hands.


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    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Random wrote: »
    Because the wimmins be fixing their tits and stuff!

    I'm sure you could get a man to do that no problem :D


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