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The today I cocked up thread - come in and cleanse yourself

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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,079 ✭✭✭✭Liam O


    I have a car one...A few weeks ago I was waiting at the bus stop and a Toyota Corolla went by and pulled over a few feet away. My uncle has a Toyota Corolla and I assumed he was stopping to give me a lift. I walked up and as I passed the back window I saw a kid in the back seat. I didn't know the kid but that didn't stop me from walking up and opening the front passenger door and finding some guy who wasn't my Uncle staring back at me with a bewildered look on his face. He looked at me and said 'Sorry, I was just stopping to take a call' and I mumbled something resembling sorry and walked away, totally embarrassed. I had only gotten 4 or 5 hours sleep the night before but that's no excuse...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭magenta73


    LOL, liam o, that's a good one!:D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Today? I posted to this thread. Now, where's my free bottle of body wash?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    I never make mistakes. I thought I did once but it turned out I was wrong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 PatF


    Today? I posted to this thread. Now, where's my free bottle of body wash?

    Post the cock up and I can surely organise a sample palmolive sachet for ya !


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,811 ✭✭✭BaconZombie




  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    PatF wrote: »
    Post the cock up and I can surely organise a sample palmolive sachet for ya !
    Naaaaa, Palmolive is the cheap stuff! I want something that's grand for your skin and has a nice fragrance for when someone special gets up close and personal.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    PatF wrote: »
    Prize awarded for both meanings of cock up in one story.

    OI SANTA CLAUS!!!
    WHERE'S ME FCUKIN BOIKE?


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