Turns out Im a midget

astonaidan · 25-03-2012 6:42am #1

Was out in Sydney last night with my friends, Who all are over 6 4, Having a good night then for some reason a girl who was in the group of friends we were talking to goes midget alert, I dont think Im small at 5 11, So obviously I took the high road and said sorry love I missed that my cuntradar was going off, Anyways is 5 11 small these days:mad:

scudzilla · 25-03-2012 6:52am

astonaidan wrote: »

Was out in Sydney last night with my friends, Who all are over 6 4, Having a good night then for some reason a girl who was in the group of friends we were talking to goes midget alert, I dont think Im small at 5 11, So obviously I took the high road and said sorry love I missed that my cuntradar was going off, Anyways is 5 11 small these days:mad:

Depends on the girth.....short arse

The Internet Explorer · 25-03-2012 6:56am

I guess you could say, she is a cunt.

FearDark · 25-03-2012 7:00am

Was the girl Irish because she sounds like a right cúnt.

Spudmonkey · 25-03-2012 7:22am

Need to find yourself shorter friends!

James T Kirk · 25-03-2012 7:42am

Contact Alf Ramsey at once, OP!

You're in considerable danger!

PCPhoto · 25-03-2012 7:48am

Kick her in the geeeee

Diageio_Man · 25-03-2012 7:52am

You're life must be soooooooo intresting, tell me more.

Jesus Wept · 25-03-2012 8:25am

Tell her she's fat.

Turtyturd · 25-03-2012 8:56am

I had high hopes for this thread.

44leto · 25-03-2012 9:00am

Sounds like she was joking and you took it personal, squirt.

mconigol · 25-03-2012 9:05am

Possibly she was trying to make a joke OP.

At least we know that you don't have any unresolved hight issues...:pac:

IvySlayer · 25-03-2012 9:06am

I can't believe she stooped that low.

meoklmrk91 · 25-03-2012 9:10am

I thought this thread was going to be about someone who found out that technically they were classed as a midget and how they were coming to terms it. Then AH would unlesh pun after pun, wow you really got the short end of stick, etc.

I_smell_fear · 25-03-2012 9:28am

astonaidan wrote: »

Was out in Sydney last night with my friends, Who all are over 6 4, Having a good night then for some reason a girl who was in the group of friends we were talking to goes midget alert, I dont think Im small at 5 11, So obviously I took the high road and said sorry love I missed that my cuntradar was going off, Anyways is 5 11 small these days:mad:

Are you sure it wasn't the low road shorty?

Bipolar Joe · 25-03-2012 9:38am

Sounds like OP used to enjoy being the big man and now knows what it's like being a short arse.

Joe10000 · 25-03-2012 9:40am

5"11' is tall for a midget alright, maybe you were adopted.

giles lynchwood · 25-03-2012 9:57am

Person
Of
Restricted
Growth.

astonaidan · 25-03-2012 11:30am

FearDark wrote: »

Was the girl Irish because she sounds like a right cúnt.

No the girl was Scottish was talking to her Irish friend who was like why would you say that

44leto wrote: »

Sounds like she was joking and you took it personal, squirt.

Nope She was just saying it being a ****, My theory was because she was the one who we werent really talking to

mconigol wrote: »

Possibly she was trying to make a joke OP. same as above

At least we know that you don't have any unresolved height issues...:pac:

If I had height issues why would I be friends with lads well over 6 foot, Surely Id hang around with smaller guys

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Sounds like OP used to enjoy being the big man and now knows what it's like being a short arse.

once again Ive never been a big man, I dont claim to be, I just find the women in this situation was a **** for no reason other than to be one

Ledger · 25-03-2012 11:34am

I'm 5' 11 and 3/4"

So yeah, she's a c*nt

AudreyHepburn · 25-03-2012 11:41am

OP if 5ft 11 is a midget then I'm in serious trouble....I'm only 5ft.

You have nothing to complain about.....what I wouldn't give for an extra inch or two.

Caraville · 25-03-2012 11:41am

FearDark wrote: »

Was the girl Irish because she sounds like a right cúnt.

Ah here, no need for that. Most of us are pretty alright :mad:

I shouldn't rise to the bait... although one of us might as well, not like like OP can, shortarse :pac:

Caraville · 25-03-2012 11:42am

AudreyHepburn wrote: »

You have nothing to complain about.....what I wouldn't give for an extra inch or two.

Teehee

busyliving · 25-03-2012 11:45am

I'm going to assume the girl was an Aussie...Which is no surprise as I have found them all to be kunts

PseudoFamous · 25-03-2012 11:51am

The important question: How tall was she?

up for anything · 25-03-2012 11:59am

FearDark wrote: »

Was the girl Irish because she sounds like a right cúnt.

astonaidan wrote: »

No the girl was Scottish was talking to her Irish friend who was like why would you say that

He says that because possibly his mammy is the only Irish woman who has the time of day for him.

AudreyHepburn wrote: »

OP if 5ft 11 is a midget then I'm in serious trouble....I'm only 5ft.

You have nothing to complain about.....what I wouldn't give for an extra inch or two.

Oh dear, your inbox will shortly be full to bursting with offers of giving you an extra inch or two.

smcgiff · 25-03-2012 12:13pm

PCPhoto wrote: »

Kick her in the geeeee

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Don't you mean headbutt

biko · 25-03-2012 12:18pm

Seems she touched a nerve since you overreacted.
*ruffles hair*

Bipolar Joe · 25-03-2012 12:23pm

AudreyHepburn wrote: »

what I wouldn't give for an extra inch or two.

You're tellin' me.....

Boscoirl · 25-03-2012 12:23pm

tell the Amazon woman to **** off

Duggys Housemate · 25-03-2012 12:26pm

I thought she was an Aussie. They are taller, for sure. Scotland though has a shortass male population and at 5'11" you would be way above average there.

I don't get why you care, though, since you are not a midget or even short? And you do care because, well here we are in a thread started by you about being called a midget.

25-03-2012 12:27pm

Maybe you're like Captain Carrot from Terry Pratchett's Discworld and you're actually the world's tallest dwarf?

Jammy Donut · 25-03-2012 12:34pm

Isn't it 4.8 your technically a midget?

ETA: Medically speaking adult height under 4.10 your a midget.

Higher · 25-03-2012 1:14pm

astonaidan wrote: »

Was out in Sydney last night with my friends, Who all are over 6 4, Having a good night then for some reason a girl who was in the group of friends we were talking to goes midget alert, I dont think Im small at 5 11, So obviously I took the high road and said sorry love I missed that my cuntradar was going off, Anyways is 5 11 small these days:mad:

Your comeback was not witty and not the comeback of someone who deserves respect. Judging by the response you posted, she clearly singled you out because your weak. I suggest you work on yourself rather than resorting to completely disgusting language.

That is not how a man would carry himself in such a situation.

Turtyturd · 25-03-2012 1:20pm

Higher wrote: »

Your comeback was not witty and not the comeback of someone who deserves respect. Judging by the response you posted, she clearly singled you out because your weak. I suggest you work on yourself rather than resorting to completely disgusting language.

That is not how a man would carry himself in such a situation.

His cuntradar might be going off again.:pac:

The King of Moo · 25-03-2012 1:26pm

Well this dwarfs any of my problems.

Son Of A Vidic · 25-03-2012 1:26pm

The-Rigger wrote: »

Tell her she's fat.

Also mention she has an extremely big arse but you don't really mind her extra chins.

Micky Dolenz · 25-03-2012 1:40pm

Don't worry about it OP. sure it's only a small thing.

Turns out Im a midget

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