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  • 23-07-2008 8:12am
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    m@cc@
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    I was just watching that Peep show episode again where Mark ends up with Sophie again. It got me thinking, if a woman deliberately tampered with a condom in order to get pregnant, would a man have any grounds to report her? What would it be reported as? Theft?


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    kaimera
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    Entarpment.


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    #3
    all the stars
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    She'd be sentanced to all types of horrible things if she was in my courthouse.... lousy woman!

    And also entrapment.


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    kowloon
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    m@cc@ wrote: »
    I was just watching that Peep show episode again where Mark ends up with Sophie again. It got me thinking, if a woman deliberately tampered with a condom in order to get pregnant, would a man have any grounds to report her? What would it be reported as? Theft?

    No, you're £ucked. :pac:


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    Adam
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    kowloon wrote: »
    No, you're £ucked. :pac:
    That's the problem.


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    kowloon
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    Mirror wrote: »
    That's the problem.

    HEEEYYY! :D


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    m@cc@
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    Furthermore, would you be liable for child support?


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    hussey
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    m@cc@ wrote: »
    I was just watching that Peep show episode again where Mark ends up with Sophie again. It got me thinking, if a woman deliberately tampered with a condom in order to get pregnant, would a man have any grounds to report her? What would it be reported as? Theft?

    Get her to sign a pre-nupNookie agreement

    *I'll get my coat


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    Naos
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    "Why are you sitting like that? STOP SITTING LIKE THAT!"

    Excellent show.


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    kowloon
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    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Furthermore, would you be liable for child support?

    Absolutely, and she'll retain ownership of the sprog.


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    LadyJ
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    I wonder if the man fcuked around with the condom could I just ship him the baby after it was born...? Or maybe it would just be easier to get him to pay for the abortion.


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    LadyJ
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    kaimera wrote: »
    So you are pregnant? o.O

    It's true. Our story begins with me poking a pin through a condom......


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    kowloon
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    LadyJ wrote: »
    I wonder if the man fcuked around with the condom could I just ship him the baby after it was born...? Or maybe it would just be easier to get him to pay for the abortion.

    I had a funny reply to that but it's probably too offensive for some and could turn this into a serious thread :(.


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    MIN2511
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    kaimera wrote: »
    Entarpment.
    + 1
    ENTRAPMENT!!!


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    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    LadyJ wrote: »
    It's true. Our story begins with me poking a pin through a condom......
    Wait, what? Where did that quote come from? :confused:


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    Loomis
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    kowloon wrote: »
    Absolutely, and she'll retain ownership of the sprog.

    What the ****?
    This seem ridiculous to anyone else?


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    LadyJ
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    Mirror wrote: »
    Wait, what? Where did that quote come from? :confused:

    Just from a conversation I was having with my unborn child....


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    Adam
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    LadyJ wrote: »
    Just from a conversation I was having with my unborn child....
    Ahhhh, I see... carry on so! :)


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    kowloon
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    Mr. Anderson wrote: »
    What the ****?
    This seem ridiculous to anyone else?

    Why do I keep having to remind people to take posts in context with the tone of the post and the forum? This is a post inspired by Peep Show in After Hours! :pac:


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    Adam
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    I got it :cool:


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    #21
    Loomis
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    kowloon wrote: »
    Why do I keep having to remind people to take posts in context with the tone of the post and the forum. This is a post inspired by Peep Show in After Hours! :pac:

    So what would actually happen?


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Mr. Anderson wrote: »
    What the ****?
    This seem ridiculous to anyone else?

    Want to know something else nuts? Say a fella finds out after 10 years that he isn't a childs biological father, he is still liable for child support because the child has knows him as their father.


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    kowloon
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    Mr. Anderson wrote: »
    So what would actually happen?

    Oh, I thought you were taking my "ownership of the sprog" bit seriously.

    Yes, of course you would have to pay child support, but you get visitation rights.


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    Loomis
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    kowloon wrote: »
    Oh, I thought you were taking my "ownership of the sprog" bit seriously.

    Yes, of course you would have to pay child support, but you get visitation rights.

    I still find it ridiculous.
    What happens to the psychotic mess?


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    Adam
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    Mr. Anderson wrote: »
    I still find it ridiculous.
    What happens to the psychotic mess?
    They get a job in the post office?


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    #26
    kowloon
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    Mirror wrote: »
    They get a job in the post office?

    Classic :D. The mad bat!


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    #27
    Loomis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Mirror wrote: »
    They get a job in the post office?

    Seriously though, surely she's breaking some kinda law by doing that?


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