Drunken Ramblings

ninebeanrows · 04-04-2008 3:29am #1

the fun is over!

BraziliaNZ · 04-04-2008 3:48am

ooooh prostitutes in Dublin... Get over it it's a lifestyle choice. And keep your nose out of people's business, especially if they're gangsters.

Rb · 04-04-2008 3:57am

Should have hired one imo.

BraziliaNZ · 04-04-2008 4:00am

yeah I wish I had the option of hookers when I went to bars...

Rb · 04-04-2008 4:03am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

yeah I wish I had the option of hookers when I went to bars...

Exactly, if he'd hired one he'd be here bragging about getting his roide rather than complaining about something so trivial.

monkeyfudge · 04-04-2008 4:06am

I love how they get increasingly younger as the post goes on... is there some sort of temporal rift at work in Tomangos?

Although their gender changes a few times as well.

Rb · 04-04-2008 4:07am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I love how they get increasingly younger as the post goes on... is there some sort of temporal rift at work in Tomangos?

Although their gender changes a few times as well.

Indeed, it seems like he drowned his "not getting a roide" sorrows a bit heavily and has lost all sense of gender.

Spyral · 04-04-2008 4:13am

ye're a bunch of divs.

prostitution is illegal and degrading of women. And being threated with harm is not a small offence either.

Call the coppers.

Rb · 04-04-2008 4:14am

Spyral wrote: »

ye're a bunch of divs.

prostitution is illegal and degrading of women. And being threated with harm is not a small offence either.

Call the coppers.

What's a "div"?

BraziliaNZ · 04-04-2008 4:15am

how does it degrade women? Surely they're the ones in power if they're charging men for their services? Charging them a pretty penny too, I can tell you!

monkeyfudge · 04-04-2008 4:18am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

is there some sort of temporal rift at work in Tomangos?

Actually this makes sense... last time I got dragged out to that place there certainly were quite a few dinosaurs wandering about the place.

Rb · 04-04-2008 4:18am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Actually this makes sense... last time I got dragged out to that place there certainly were quite a few dinosaurs wandering about the place.

ba dum tishhhhhh

Kinetic^ · 04-04-2008 4:31am

OP, Pics or gtfo.

electric69 · 04-04-2008 5:24am

Drunk much?

04-04-2008 5:29am

rb_ie wrote: »

What's a "div"?

I'm sure that's a rhetorical question, but all the same take your pick http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=div

JohnCleary · 04-04-2008 8:28am

What should you do?

Stop postin on the internet when you're drunk would be a good start. What are you, 12 or somethin? Whoring is a lucritive business! Wonder if they declare their income to the Revenue? "50euro and 100ml of jiz"

The Hill Billy · 04-04-2008 8:34am

Weathercheck wrote: »

Hello...

<drunken ramblings>

...what should i do??

Get yourself a few solpadine, fresh orange juice, a fry-up & get back down the boozer for a curer. And go a bit easier on the Bicardi Breezers next time.

Wossack · 04-04-2008 8:36am

gotta admit, while there might be some insinuation of them being hookers, it's a good idea for the girls to get a quiet dancing night

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xzanti · 04-04-2008 8:46am

Weathercheck wrote: »

I had previously had so much respect for the club, so much heritage

humanji · 04-04-2008 9:00am

Weathercheck wrote: »

I had previously had so much respect for the club

I'm sorry, this is the bit that got me. You said you were in Tamangoes. Where does respect come into it?

Dyr · 04-04-2008 9:04am

tamangoes: where the gang bang goes

whiskeyman · 04-04-2008 9:12am

You pay €20 in... it's embarressing...it's dirty... you'd never tell your mother... you feel embarressed... you promise yourself time after time you won't do it again, but you keep going back...

Same thing really..

Zulu · 04-04-2008 9:24am

Your story is so all over the place I don't know where to start.
But I guess suggesting Tomangoes has "heritage" was the clincher.

So, what to do? Firstly, I'd suggest sorting out your story. Pick and age for the girls. Secondly, don't approach strange men in clubs. Thirdly, if girls start spoofing to you, and you think they are prostitutes, leave them a wide bearth and seek company more suited to your own high regards.

High&Low · 04-04-2008 9:24am

Weathercheck wrote: »

...the women were no more than 30 years old.

.....

The grey haired fellow went and danced with each of these 5 men one after the other, well one and the other, now sure if he used each twice.

So we danced and these 5 circa 25 year olds danced
Anyway me and my other friend now left alone are dancing on the dancelfloor, some older people are with us too...

associating with these young no less than 15 year old younger girls,

So at first they are no more than 30 years old, then they are men, then they are about 25 years old and then they are about 15 years old...

Pretty scary...

ibh · 04-04-2008 9:34am

High&Low wrote: »

So at first they are no more than 30 years old, then they are men, then they are about 25 years old and then they are about 15 years old...

Pretty scary...

Had trouble understanding it but i think the 15years old, was really that the men were 15 years older than the hookers.. After that i really don't know wtf this is about..

crip17 · 04-04-2008 9:41am

Zulu wrote: »

Your story is so all over the place I don't know where to start.
But I guess suggesting Tomangoes has "heritage" was the clincher.

So, what to do? Firstly, I'd suggest sorting out your story. Pick and age for the girls. Secondly, don't approach strange men in clubs. Thirdly, if girls start spoofing to you, and you think they are prostitutes, leave them a wide bearth and seek company more suited to your own high regards.

good post +1

Don't go near the place again if true

kmick · 04-04-2008 9:43am

I was expecting this post to turn into a offer of 1 billion dollars via papau new guinea from a greiving widow.

Is it perhaps a ploy to get hooker going lads into tomangoes?

I have never been in Tomangoes but I defo wont be going now. Hookers, grey haird gangsters, dinosaurs, crooked bouncers, drunken greiving widows, cases with 1 billion dollars in them its like an episode of Magnum PI.

gaz wac · 04-04-2008 9:54am

Lads leave him alone, its only 10 oclock,he is still in bed, nursing a hangover

he might reply to these posts at about 3 this afternoon!!

stovelid · 04-04-2008 9:57am

My friend had a similar experience in the Village before. Hard to prove that it's actually prostitution.

What can you do?

Surely there are more women in the place that warrant attention?

Defenestrate · 04-04-2008 9:58am

So what I'm thinking happened is:

The OP was in Tamangoes enjoying it's ancient Celtic history when he decided to hit on some 15 year old girls with his mate.

The girls chaperone, the father of one of the girls threatened the OP's mate because he wouldn't leave them alone.

Then when the bouncers went over they simply pointed out the two drunken lads who reported them and mentioned that they wouldn't go away all night.

Case closed, just call me Sherlock. :cool:

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 04-04-2008 10:04am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I love how they get increasingly younger as the post goes on... is there some sort of temporal rift at work in Tomangos?

Although their gender changes a few times as well.

They were about 30 Years old - 2 pints.

25 years old - 6 pints

15 years old - 20 pints

Quality · 04-04-2008 10:07am

OP did you partake in the consumption of any mind altering drugs last night?

Pal · 04-04-2008 10:09am

Is this a wind up thread ?

AARRRGH · 04-04-2008 10:15am

OP, from what I've read, it sounds like you and your mates kept dancing/getting close to some guys girlfriends/family/something like that. He got pissed off with you.

There is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that these are prostitutes.

Ridiculous post tbh.

Mr. CooL ICE · 04-04-2008 10:23am

If the OP was written in concise paragraph form and not like a senior infants' writing exercise, it wouldn't have taken half as long to read. Dunno what to say about the whole, except maybe one of the hoes was yore ma, and the pimp knew this and was protecting you? Gotta hand it to him tbh

Zulu · 04-04-2008 10:23am

Defenestrate wrote: »

So what I'm thinking happened is:

The OP was in Tamangoes enjoying it's ancient Celtic history when he decided to hit on some 15 year old girls with his mate.

The girls chaperone, the father of one of the girls threatened the OP's mate because he wouldn't leave them alone.

Then when the bouncers went over they simply pointed out the two drunken lads who reported them and mentioned that they wouldn't go away all night.

Case closed, just call me Sherlock. :cool:

But of course! Sherlock - you are a genius.

kev_s88 · 04-04-2008 10:30am

thats what the OP gets for going to Tamangos on a thursday night.Friday or Saturday are the only good days in there.and they're barely even good

as for the "prostitution".....i think Sherlock has the right idea

Occidental · 04-04-2008 10:34am

Maybe it's personal heritage, he could have lost his virginity there(shudder).
It was also the ancestral home of Sunshine101, but that's probably a better reason to knock the place down.

Huggles · 04-04-2008 10:40am

Jesus that OP burned the eyes out of me.

In reference to the heritage part, maybe the OP thought he was in Tir na Nog not Tamangoes, that would explain the shrinking ladies!

thefinalstage · 04-04-2008 10:42am

Wossack wrote: »

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Best. Ad. Ever.

Steve · 04-04-2008 10:46am

/OP wakes up

"Yawn, tp tp tp - ohh me head, where was I last night."

/looks in wallet

"Feck, how much did I drink last night?"

/logs on to boards

......can't wait.:D:D

Unaton · 04-04-2008 10:47am

Ah Tomangoes. What a legendary place.

OP, the rant on boards.ie won't stop the prostitution.

xzanti · 04-04-2008 10:49am

LordChessington wrote: »

If the OP was written in concise paragraph form and not like a senior infants' writing exercise

Perhaps he is a foreign national...

JIZZLORD · 04-04-2008 10:54am

this has just left me confused

Feelgood · 04-04-2008 10:58am

Personally Weathercheck I think there is only one thing to do.

Change your name to Grammercheck. That is all.

bandit197 · 04-04-2008 10:59am

If this was prostitution,which I seriously doubt(and tbh dont really care), would the older men in question not be somewhere else getting what they paid good money for instead of arsing about on a dancefloor in Tamangos at the cost of few hundred an hour?

Drunk posts...ya gotta love em

Silent Partner · 04-04-2008 11:01am

Tomangoes. Heritage. Aha. Ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The OP is a funny chap. Still, what he should do is sober himself up and try to explain exactly what happened. According to his post it sounds like he went into some sort of rip in fabric of space and time where gender and age were interchangable. I'd actually be interested to hear his story if I could make sense of it.

I have always found Tomangoes to be a sham of an establishment and the bouncers to be some of the most ignorant and arrogant in Dublin.

whiskeyman · 04-04-2008 11:01am

Next boards beers in Tamangoes...

All in favour, say YORE MA!!

Mr. Incognito · 04-04-2008 11:03am

So older chap is out with younger women and they are all prostitutes beacuse you say so, and the bouncers threw you out for nothing??

Hardly.

Manimal · 04-04-2008 11:09am

Weathercheck wrote: »

Hello,

I arrive in from Tamangoes after a Thursday night,

I have to say i am both disgusted and extremely angry.

I never knew that this age in our time in MY community such disgusting and evil things took place.

Tonight in "joes" as its known locally i witnessed perhaps the worst crime i have known, i innocently did not know this was happening.

It was an empty night but we arrived after one or 2 drinks.

After a while we decided to head to the dancefloor, a grey haired man was with about 5 of the young girls, this seemed quite suspsiciouls, he was no less thant 40 years old and the women were no more than 30 years old.

As the night progressed we danced with them but we noticed something suspect, i am quite "nosey" as some might say and as i was interested with this group i stayed in contact.

The grey haired fellow went and danced with each of these 5 men one after the other, well one and the other, now sure if he used each twice.

I talked to these girls and they were like " he's my boss" my friend told me that they had said to him that " he was his dad". oour suspicion grew,

At around 130 when this grew haired man locked his head together with mine when i simply said hello to him i knew something was iffy.

So we danced and these 5 circa 25 year olds danced with, one of mates particularly danced with one of these girls but he grew concerned and at around 230 he confronted one of them, one of the grey haired men approached him and said " if you do anymore i will knife you", my friend quickly exited the premises and was keen to get home, these were not 2 friendly fellows but two criminals threatening my friend.

He went home feareful, this guy is the most friendly guy and is not in anyway at all known for violence.

Anyway me and my other friend now left alone are dancing on the dancelfloor, some older people are with us too...

We dance these 5 girls are present, one goes for my mate, we are extra suspicious... we head for the exit..

Me and my mate and one of the older fellows, go to the bouncers, this is so so weird and that is why i am posting, we point to these 2 strange grey haired characters who have been associating with these young no less than 15 year old younger girls, we pointed them out suggesting they were "prostitutes" which we all agreed they were, the bouncers at first agreed and went to catch them........... but when they viewed them they were stumbled, they go " as sure they are gentlemen" and push me, my friend and older group out of the said club.

I had previously had so much respect for the club, so much heritage, it was the local........... i had never expected a "prostitude ring" to be operating withing the sector.

I am hurt, angry, these guys who used to welcome me with open arms into the club will no more, we have caught them accepting a terrible trade go before them, i am ashamed, but what can i do?

The guards will hardly listen to such menial problems..

My friend was threatened with death due to a nightclubs involvement with prostitution, the nightclub bouncers accept this, as we POINTED out the culprits and they were obviously associated with the club and they proceeded to remove us from the club after just pointing them out! they physically removed us!!

I am so disgusted, what should i do??

You should mind your own business. I'd say your eyeballs were fairly popping out of your head at the sight of all these cute young ones.

dobsdave · 04-04-2008 11:11am

Some of ye need to relax.
Guy was pissed and had access to boards (lethal combination).
Probably won't fully understand the post himself when he reads it.

'Drunk person talks utter Sh*te' shocker.

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