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The Gay Test

  • 01-08-2014 7:41pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭


    http://www.gay-test.com

    My result:

    "You are 15% gay. You don't have a gay bone in your butt... I mean body." :D


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    You are 28% gay

    You're definitely not gay, but you could be a little straighter if ya know what I mean darling.

    I'll take it. For what it's worth I thought Moulin Rouge was a great film :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Half Rhodesian


    25% bender apparently... i knew that amazaballs prada bag would make trouble for me..... oh dear, im off to faint


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,890 ✭✭✭iptba


    You are 17% gay
    You're definitely not gay, but you could be a little straighter if ya know what I mean darling.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    You are 13% gay

    You don't have a gay bone in your but... I mean body.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    22% gay.

    What was the answer to the liza minelli one?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,890 ✭✭✭iptba


    Roquentin wrote: »
    22% gay.

    What was the answer to the liza minelli one?
    Possibly best not to post the answers given it might affect scores.

    If you search down: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liza_Minnelli
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liza_Minnelli#Filmography one can probably see it fairly quickly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81 ✭✭jhon boy


    You are 32% gay
    You're definitely not gay, but you could be a little straighter if ya know what I mean darling.
    only lez porn from now on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Hollister11


    You are 38% gay
    You're the kind of guy that likes chicks, but takes a peek in the lockeroom as well... right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    Christ this is offensive. What a load of shíte.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭LordNorbury


    I'm 10% ghay, "You don't have a gay bone in your but... I mean body."

    I think that dinner with Madonna might have caught me out! :D


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 58 ✭✭Privileged White Male


    Some of those questions were hilarious.

    Got 13%. I'll do it again and see if I can get 100% homo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,044 ✭✭✭KrustyUCC


    You are 12% gay
    You don't have a gay bone in your but... I mean body.


  • Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Half Rhodesian


    A Neurotic wrote: »
    Christ this is offensive. What a load of shíte.

    funny though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,944 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    You are 10% gay. You don't have a gay bone in your but... I mean body.


    Few questions I would have said "none of the above" to though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,890 ✭✭✭iptba


    Anyone know of any questionnaires that have ever been tested on the topic? Doubt they'd be perfect of course.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭Healium


    iptba wrote: »
    Anyone know of any questionnaires that have ever been tested on the topic? Doubt they'd be perfect of course.

    Yeah, it's simple, "Are you attracted to the opposite sex? Y/N"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    12% gay.

    Hmmm....I must be immune to the gay sex I had last week


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,890 ✭✭✭iptba


    Healium wrote: »
    Yeah, it's simple, "Are you attracted to the opposite sex? Y/N"
    Yes, no real need for a questionnaire like you say. I would still be interested to know average differences that have shown up in research.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭Healium


    iptba wrote: »
    Yes, no real need for a questionnaire like you say. I would still be interested to know average differences that have shown up in research.
    You seem to have a misunderstanding of sexuality. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you're predisposed to enjoying Shirley Bassey, drag shows and musicals. Equally being a straight male doesn't mean you're necessarily going to like "traditionally" macho interests like rugby or football. You might find a sizeable correlation between homosexuality and camp interests, but that tends to come from gay people sticking to their own community and sharing the same interests as their fellow gays to fit the mould (as ironic as that may sound!)

    I cringed my way through that awful survey and scored about 15%, and I can't get enough of the ol' penis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,890 ✭✭✭iptba


    Healium wrote: »
    Just because you're gay doesn't mean you're predisposed to enjoying Shirley Bassey, drag shows and musicals. Equally being a straight male doesn't mean you're necessarily going to like "traditionally" macho interests like rugby or football. You might find a sizeable correlation between homosexuality and camp interests, but that tends to come from gay people sticking to their own community and sharing the same interests as their fellow gays to fit the mould (as ironic as that may sound!).
    I asked about research. You're just giving an opinion.

    I've heard people say similar things about men and women: there aren't any differences and the counterexamples they give which they claim proves there point is that you can find women who play and follow rugby and football. I remain to be convinced that there aren't average differences in these areas - such supposed counterexamples don't prove there aren't average differences that could show up on probability density functions/distributions measuring such things (even if there is likely to be some overlap between the functions). Similarly I remain to be convinced there aren't some average differences between gay men and straight men in specific areas (but still expect plenty of overlap).

    Note that I don't accept it's negative to believe there are average differences between men and women in a few areas, or to be interested in what the differences might be, although some sociology lecturers might not accept such views. But such individuals tend to believe things not backed up by science in my experience e.g. that IQ is in no way hereditary when twin and population studies show that hereditary factors do play a part in IQ.

    Whether all average differences between homosexuals and heterosexuals are doing to socialisation/gay culture is an interesting question but, just like with average differences between men and women, I suspect they're not all down to socialisation.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,361 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    Pretty braindead website. Whats wrong with being gay anyway?

    Edit: A gentleman has no problem with gays as he is a man of the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Pretty pathetic "test" to be honest.

    Whats more pathetic is the amount of posters proudly posting their scores.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    Hazys wrote: »
    Pretty pathetic "test" to be honest.

    Whats more pathetic is the amount of posters proudly posting their scores.

    you cant take a joke


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭nc19


    23%

    I would have said more tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Roquentin wrote: »
    you cant take a joke

    Damn, sorry i didn't realize this was hilarious:

    6) Barolo is a wine produced only in:
    Piedmont
    Tuscany
    Bordeaux
    Gayville


    Leaving the homophobia aside, the quiz seems to be written by a prepubescent teenager with deep insecurities over how he may be perceived by the activities he engages in.

    The reason why this is posted in a gentlemens forum, escapes me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    You are 25% gay.
    You're definitely not gay, but you could be a little straighter if ya know what I mean darling.

    A lot of the questions weren't applicable to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    Hazys wrote: »
    Damn, sorry i didn't realize this was hilarious:

    6) Barolo is a wine produced only in:
    Piedmont
    Tuscany
    Bordeaux
    Gayville


    Leaving the homophobia aside, the quiz seems to be written by a prepubescent teenager with deep insecurities over how he may be perceived by the activities he engages in.

    The reason why this is posted in a gentlemens forum, escapes me.

    You have a point. Usually the gentleman's club is free of this AH type of garbage


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,296 ✭✭✭Geomy


    28%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,088 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    This is a 'do you comply with a media stereotype of gay men' test.

    You can like all those things and also love having sex with women or hate all those things and also love having sex with men!

    While it's maybe just meant as a 'joke', it's pretty stupid and reinforces nonsense stereotypes that actually make straight people who aren't 'macho' or 'girly' enough feel bad for no reason and it adds to confusion for people who are macho and gay or very feminine and lesbians (and there are plenty of them!).


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,088 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    Hazys wrote: »
    Damn, sorry i didn't realize this was hilarious:

    6) Barolo is a wine produced only in:
    Piedmont
    Tuscany
    Bordeaux
    Gayville

    Not to mention a bit mocking of the French. Find that a lot from the US media.
    At least French cheese isn't also a good substitute for cheap insulation and an type of pump sealant!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Mod note - We discussed whether to leave this up or not. Now I didn't read the whole survey but the parts I did read seemed like harmless nonsense so we said we'd leave it as a bit of fun. If anyone is genuinely offended by it please pm me or one of the other mods. If not then back on topic please. Discussion of whether it should or should not be here is not a conversation for on thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    You are 25% gay

    You're definitely not gay, but you could be a little straighter if ya know what I mean darling.


    Now it all makes sense.....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    Hazys wrote: »
    Damn, sorry i didn't realize this was hilarious:

    6) Barolo is a wine produced only in:
    Piedmont
    Tuscany
    Bordeaux
    Gayville


    Leaving the homophobia aside, the quiz seems to be written by a prepubescent teenager with deep insecurities over how he may be perceived by the activities he engages in.

    The reason why this is posted in a gentlemens forum, escapes me.

    you take life way too seriously


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    only 5% gay. :(

    as a straight, married father of two, i'd hoped for a little more gayness. i feel cheated. :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭takamichinoku


    Y'know, I think they'd've been hard pushed to have made that website worse. Annoyed with myself for doing the whole quiz but I wanted to see what the Liza Minnelli question was.


    Hello, Gentleman's Club! This is my first post here, I believe.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Don't try click the link, its a screenshot.
    5KY4wG.png


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