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Games that you had no idea what to do in as a kid

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Mezcita


    Little Computer People. Just thought it looked great. In hindsight I'm convinced my parents were drugging me as a child.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    CiDeRmAn wrote: »
    I loved Magic Carpet on the PS1, and did quite well in it too, brilliant stuff, so early git builds his majestic palace and you lay an earthquake on his, carving it in two before summoning a volcano in the middle, just to rub his face in it.

    If I ever see it around these days, I'll pick it up, play it, and expose Past Me for the person he was.

    Also, in relation to Carmen San Diego, I had major trouble with that on Master System. I was constantly told that she'd flew off to another county, and then told the colours of that county's flag. However, I didn't have the induction booklet which showed all the different flags, so I was well stumped!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,870 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    Any western RPG until mass effect and listening to kat bailey when it all clicked.

    I was too absorbed in jrpgs at the time. I hated the god awful battle systems and found it really boring going around being nice to everyone.

    I didn't realise that yes the battle systems were utter **** compared to jrpgs but it wasn't the point of the game. Role playing the character and not feeling like you had to be nice to everyone was where the fun was.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    COYVB wrote: »
    I was so bad at Wipeout as a kid. Genuinely couldn't get my head around it, though i tried and tried and tried and tried

    How did you not get your head around pressing accelerate and turning when corners came up ? You learn to do this as a 3 year old when you start pushing your walker, or going around in your red and yellow roofed car


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,633 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    Amateurs!
    I learned to play that game with a NeGcon, that's where the real men were at! ;)

    And the Magic Knight games were impenetrable to me, aside from the first one, Finders Keepers.
    Spellbound, Knight Time, lovely games but I had not a clue what was going on.
    +1 on the Dizzy games, I fecking hate them!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,325 ✭✭✭✭Dozen Wicked Words


    The Sentinel on my Spectrum. Kept loading it up because it looked so good, but never really understood what I was supposed to be doing.

    Elite was the other game I kept trying to play, as I was informed by all the magazines how great it was, but just didn't get it at the time.

    I think I probably get Elite now, The Sentinel still bewilders me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,224 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Some Pirate game on the PS1.

    Hadn't a ****ing clue what was going.

    Overboard?



    Loved that game but I hadn't a clue what I was doing either.

    Looking at it now, I wonder if Ubisoft used it as inspiration for Assassin's Creed naval battles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    Didn't it come out as a demo with some other game ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,562 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    CiDeRmAn wrote: »
    +1 on the Dizzy games, I fecking hate them!

    I enjoyed them, after I cheated and entered a poke for infinite lives :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,562 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    The Sentinel still bewilders me.

    yeh could never figure it out either, something about getting your sentinel higher than theirs or something


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,308 ✭✭✭✭.ak


    truedoom wrote: »
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    this.

    No clue, and still no clue.

    That's the first one that sprang to mind. I remembering renting it for my PS and raking up a huge bill because I refused to bring it back until I figured it out. A weird bitter-sweet feeling when you finished it.

    Another one was this...

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    Although in fairness I think my patience was at an edge after the 24 floppy disk loadup. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,647 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Ecco The Dolphin. Remember just swimming around and not really seeing the point of any of it.

    After reading the wiki page, the designer intentionally made the game hard so children couldn't finish a rented copy in a weekend. Well played, sir.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,675 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    Remember the dinosaur demo on the disc that came with the PS1?

    I seem to remember playing that for ages...

    Surely something will happen any minute now...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    SeantheMan wrote: »
    Didn't it come out as a demo with some other game ?

    Yea the Demo 1 that came with my playstation had Abes odysee, hercules, overboard, kurushi,porche challenge, as well as a Dino and manta graphic showcase that used to frighten the bejesus out of little me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,308 ✭✭✭✭.ak


    Afraid of manta rays?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭The Pheasant2


    Kurushi for the PS1...to this day I still don't know what a kurushi is or what the hell they wanted from me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    .ak wrote: »
    Afraid of manta rays?

    more referring to the Dino showcase but the manta one was a bit eerie in its own way.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    Kurushi for the PS1...to this day I still don't know what a kurushi is or what the hell they wanted from me.

    Same situation here followed by the game telling me I had an I.Q. of 0 :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭Pizzle


    the original tomb raider. There was a ledge that you had to jump. It was a huge distance so I used to run jump but she missed every ****ing time, no matter the angle I tried.
    Turned out you had to walk to the very ****ing edge and jump from standing.
    The bitch could make it from standing still but not at a run

    I was stuck on that part for ages. A friend did it for me in the end...felt so stupid when I saw that's what you had to do...


  • Registered Users Posts: 186 ✭✭demixed


    Ecco The Dolphin. Remember just swimming around and not really seeing the point of any of it.

    That f*cking Dolphin, I remember being very confused by the hype around this game at the time, and having zero clue what I was supposed to do.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,416 ✭✭✭Dave_The_Sheep


    Jurassic Park demo. I hadn't a bulls notion what to do. Didn't bother getting the game as a result.

    I also could never figure out how to get past the first level of Another World - that game just never clicked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,644 ✭✭✭Thud


    Eye of the Beholder, so many f*cking grey walls all looked the same...eventually tried to draw out a map on paper got a bit further but then gave up
    .ak wrote: »
    Another one was this...

    Star_Trek_25th_Anniversary_(DOS)_30.png

    Although in fairness I think my patience was at an edge after the 24 floppy disk loadup. :mad:

    Was that Star Trek 25th Anniversary? Was flying along on that then got stuck, tried wandering around the same planet for about a forthnight then gave up, still bugs me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Overboard?



    Loved that game but I hadn't a clue what I was doing either.

    Looking at it now, I wonder if Ubisoft used it as inspiration for Assassin's Creed naval battles.

    I had this game as well but it seemed straight forward to me. I do remember there were loads of different weapon types and some enemies could only be killed by a certain weapon so maybe that was confusing? It was a great game though. Got it with my PS1.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,308 ✭✭✭✭.ak


    Thud wrote: »
    Eye of the Beholder, so many f*cking grey walls all looked the same...eventually tried to draw out a map on paper got a bit further but then gave up



    Was that Star Trek 25th Anniversary? Was flying along on that then got stuck, tried wandering around the same planet for about a forthnight then gave up, still bugs me

    Yep. Mind boggling. Didn't really work on my PC properly either, trying to boot into MS-DOS to load it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    Another World. Bought it as a child. Was nearly a man before I got past the very first screen....
    I was a very dense child apparently. I remember putting it on every couple of months hoping irrationally that the dog wouldn't be there this time. :o

    fn5B56wZDJHs_sNy8I98-Pzz0vGwDaFydZ7Y6zgWAmeTZfaDUeoqFFT-cZ1jhtLxYzE=h900

    Great game though once I got past that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭Stone Deaf 4evr


    Skerries wrote: »
    I enjoyed them, after I cheated and entered a poke for infinite lives :)


    wow, that just gave me a crazy flashback to my youth. :pac:

    I remember zzapp 64, the commodore magazine used to have a section called "a pig in a poke"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,405 ✭✭✭gizmo


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    You want me to what? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Dragons Lair was one for me. Never really got to grips with what i needed to do.

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    This was where you started in the game on it seemed impossible to get across without dying for me. I did eventually get through the gate after a long time and umpteen attempts by some fluke.

    dragons-lair-%281%29.png

    This is what you faced when you got through the get and i never got past here. Could never figure this out at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,174 ✭✭✭1huge1


    Two games for me growing up

    As mentioned above, Ecco the Dolphin.

    We had it on the mega drive and I remember just speeding into jelly fish and jumping over cliffs, never had a clue what to do. Plus, there was this giant octopus that used to scare me so I would turn it off...

    ecco-the-dolphin002.png

    Then there was Battle of Olympus on the NES, I remember just jumping around the Forrest with the wooden stick hitting everything that came at me. Good times.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 739 ✭✭✭phily2002


    I picked up a copy of Kessen on the ps2. Granted I didn't give it enough time but didn't have a clue what was going on. It sat on a shelf for a long time and when i did give it a second chance I was still baffled :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 537 ✭✭✭sw33t_r3v3ng3


    Indiana jones lego on ps2 Could never play that game


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,108 ✭✭✭happyoutscan


    A2LUE42 wrote: »
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    First game I thought of, Raiders of the Lost Ark on the Atari 2600. Recently watched a walkthrough on Youtube which left me thinking wtf? If any child back in the day ever finished this they are definitely a member of Mensa.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,200 ✭✭✭muppetkiller


    Spellbound on the Amstrad cpc464... no idea what to do in it cracking game though lol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Another World. Bought it as a child. Was nearly a man before I got past the very first screen....
    I was a very dense child apparently. I remember putting it on every couple of months hoping irrationally that the dog wouldn't be there this time. :o

    fn5B56wZDJHs_sNy8I98-Pzz0vGwDaFydZ7Y6zgWAmeTZfaDUeoqFFT-cZ1jhtLxYzE=h900

    Great game though once I got past that!

    OMFG! I've just searched the entire internetz looking for this! I saw this thread and this instantly came to mind (though I couldnt remember the name!) had this on the C64 and could never get past the firsat screen. You'd walk along, jump a few rocks and stuff and get the the end where there was a gate or something, but no way of getting past! I was 9 when I had this, and it obviously affected me deeply.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,309 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy


    Skerries wrote: »
    I enjoyed them, after I cheated and entered a poke for infinite lives :)

    Ah, pokes. I remember getting them on covertapes (remember them?)
    gizmo wrote: »
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    You want me to what? :confused:

    Oh wasn't that the part where you had to time it so you land just as his mouth shuts then you have to jump off again right away?
    One of Dizzy's main problems was he had a habit of roling when he landed, usually straight off a ledge or into something that would kill him, which seemed to be everything.


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    Does this count?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,405 ✭✭✭gizmo


    CastorTroy wrote: »
    Oh wasn't that the part where you had to time it so you land just as his mouth shuts then you have to jump off again right away?
    One of Dizzy's main problems was he had a habit of roling when he landed, usually straight off a ledge or into something that would kill him, which seemed to be everything.
    You had to jump on his mouth when closed and then, via the Use Item dialogue box, tie his mouth shut with rope.

    Obviously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,416 ✭✭✭Dave_The_Sheep


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    The Incredible Machine. Had it for ages on an old PC. For the first year or so I remember not having a clue what things did, just lashing **** together in freeplay and if it did something, happy days.

    Eventually I actually bothered to figure out what you're supposed to do and tried clearing the challenge levels.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,562 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    Another World. Bought it as a child. Was nearly a man before I got past the very first screen....
    I was a very dense child apparently. I remember putting it on every couple of months hoping irrationally that the dog wouldn't be there this time. :o

    fn5B56wZDJHs_sNy8I98-Pzz0vGwDaFydZ7Y6zgWAmeTZfaDUeoqFFT-cZ1jhtLxYzE=h900

    Great game though once I got past that!

    I didn't realise you could kick the worm things to kill them so I learned their routine and then jumpied over them at the right time, took me ages especially with the lion thing chasing me


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,870 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    I finished the recent rerelease of Another World about 2 years ago. The annoying thing about the game is you could be playing for ages then die and the checkpoint could be miles away if you are goingthe wrong way. The game only checkpoints if you are playing it right.

    I got horribly stuck on a part where the obvious route was too the right while the solution was to fall off the bottom of the screen through a hole, the same holes you'd been trying to avoid up to that point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Another World on the Atari ST. I tried to play it so many times and could never figure out what I was supposed to do. I vaguely remember walking to the right for a bit until you came to some sort of dude in a hanging cage. That was the entire game to me.

    Edit: That is really odd. I read the first page of the thread, posted, and then the post right above mine was about Another World! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,167 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Another World. Bought it as a child. Was nearly a man before I got past the very first screen....
    I was a very dense child apparently. I remember putting it on every couple of months hoping irrationally that the dog wouldn't be there this time. :o

    fn5B56wZDJHs_sNy8I98-Pzz0vGwDaFydZ7Y6zgWAmeTZfaDUeoqFFT-cZ1jhtLxYzE=h900

    Great game though once I got past that!

    Came out on Steam last year as a port.. which it looks like this is a shot from not the original


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭SouthTippBass


    Good to know I wasn't the only one who got stuck on Another World :)
    As well as the first screen, when that ship you and your buddy are in crashes into the arena. You are supposed to, eh, defend your ship somehow with your defense turrets, I think. But the controls didn't really respond to what was happening on screen. And I think you had to eject before the ship detonated/was destroyed?

    Anyway, I was 9 years old at the time playing this, and could not understand a thing that was happening on screen. I knew you had to press a sequence of buttons in correct order at the right time, but only passed that section through trial and error, without really understanding what was happening. I cant remember how long I spent at it, but it felt like freaking ages, probably best part of a day lol!

    Couldn't get past that frickin bear at the start either, for ages. More trial and error. Remember this was the first game of its type that I had played, I was more used to controlling characters like Sonic than Lester. So, to me, the control scheme was probably the most alien thing about another world.

    Despite all that, totally worth it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,126 ✭✭✭✭calex71


    Zelda : A link to the past for me was one, well only at the end. I never worked out the need for
    the silver arrows

    I remember getting stuck near the beginning of shadowrun too but for the life of me can't recall on what exactly :o

    Must go back to those two gems now I'm reminded of them.

    Think someone mentioned Dizzy earlier in the thread that gets +1 from me


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,222 ✭✭✭✭Will I Amnt


    Nightbreed on the C64. Absolutely no idea what was going on with that game :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 291 ✭✭TheBrinch


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    Played this on a PS1 demo disk several times and hadnt the slightest notion what to do...


  • Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭Rory Gallagher


    Oh yeah I remember buying Metal Gear Solid II when I was really young and I thought something was wrong with the game since O is the action buttion and X is the back button and I was nae able to get past the main menu

    Eventually after a month my cousin showed me how to get past the main menu.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭-=al=-


    The original Tomb Raider was a good one!

    I remember Terminator 2 on the Commadore when she was in the mental asylum I got out once and have no idea how

    Jurassic Park on the Snes was also impossible as a we lad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭lmimmfn


    In my early teens I tried.......many many times, but seriously, WTF?????

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    Captain Blood, what kind of drugs were those devs on?

    Ignoring idiots who comment "far right" because they don't even know what it means



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