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Culchie humour

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  • 10-07-2012 3:42pm
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    Godot.
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    Love it or hate it? I'm a culchie born with the mind of a city slicker, I despise it.


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    chin_grin
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    G'wan then......Say something funny.....


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    #3
    Sky King
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    Are you referring to Killnaskully?

    Because that show chugs the fat one.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Leave her at it, G'wan.


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    #5
    Fentdog84
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    Did ya hear the fella down d road is ridin yer wan and they're not even married


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    Chuck Stone
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwVpWFyy3M


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    Rasheed
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    Tis as useful as tits on a bull!

    Ah no I love culchie humour, hard bet......I guess you have to be there.


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    augustus gloop
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    Godot. wrote: »
    Love it or hate it? I'm a culchie born with the mind of a city slicker, I despise it.
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xWj_HNCwPU/TwULI3Dd5LI/AAAAAAAABJA/UeHD_wHpPck/s1600/1+%25282%2529.jpg


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    gobnaitolunacy
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    An impossible task....'like trying to put the sh*te back into the horse'

    I do find Kilinascully a bit repetitive, more swearing needed.


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    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwVpWFyy3M

    Of all the D'Unbelievables work, you pick that? There is much better than that. IMO "Crimebusters", is not just "culchie humour", it takes the piss out of every guard both city and village based, and works very well. Are you too young to remember "Crime Call"?

    Killinaskully is sh1te, and IMO gives so called 'culchie humour' a bad name.The population of Ireland is about 4Million(not including the Poles). About 1.3 Million live in Dublin. Are the other 2.7 Million boardsies, really trying to tell me they never had a teacher likes this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrujV0PG_7k


    I had a few of them.


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    Nailz
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    I don't think it's humour as such, I think it's just the sayings which are different between those from the country and those from Dublin, Cork, Galway, Limerick, Belfast and bigger towns. I don't know any sort of humour that folks back home funny and people from Galway don't, the same humour all round I think, just individual differences.


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    davet82
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    well at least 'culchie humor' is better than 'dublin randomly attacking strangers humor' i suppose...


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    Dun laoire
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    I say tomayto, you say tomato, culchie says t'maha.


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    mikemac1
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    Did you hear about the magic tractor?
    Went down the road and turned into a field



    Did you hear about the wooden tractor?
    Wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden tyres, wooden cab and wooden work



    Pádraig Nally had done a good days work and worked up a thirst
    Strolled into the local and the barman asked him what he would like
    Said he could murder a fat frog





    Paddy from Mayo was sitting down to dinner at noon (that's the time for dinner, ye city slickers eat dinner in the evenings????)

    The nagging wife Brid was giving him grief and calling him useless and a waster.

    Sure that bull out the field can have sex over a thousand times a year ya fat sod.

    Aye said Paddy, but not with the same ol cow every time!


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    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    syklops wrote: »
    Of all the D'Unbelievables work, you pick that? There is much better than that. IMO "Crimebusters", is not just "culchie humour", it takes the piss out of every guard both city and village based, and works very well. Are you too young to remember "Crime Call"?

    I think Away in a Home is the best. 'Did you hear about the poor people in China Martin?' Class.


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    castletownman
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    "She can go without the Ovaltine tonight"

    "The Grunt is a right funny man. I wonder why he never went professional?"
    "Ah sure as he says himself he's happy enough with the teaching".

    D'unbelievables ftw!


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Godot. wrote: »
    Love it or hate it? I'm a culchie born with the mind of a city slicker, I despise it.

    Using that word is a hate-crime. Report yourself to the PC police immediately.


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    Dolbert
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    syklops wrote: »
    Are the other 2.7 Million boardsies, really trying to tell me they never had a teacher likes this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrujV0PG_7k


    I had a few of them.

    I had the teacher the character was based on, Pat Shortt went to my school :D


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    Duckworth_Luas
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    Culchie humourist = Dylan Moran.

    Jackeen humourist = Brendan O'Carroll.


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    Chuck Stone
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    syklops wrote: »
    Of all the D'Unbelievables work, you pick that?

    I apologise unreservedly and bow to your superior knowledge on the subject.

    Maybe you will find it within you to forgive me for such folly.

    I will be alone now.


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    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Rasheed wrote: »
    I think Away in a Home is the best. 'Did you hear about the poor people in China Martin?' Class.

    "What people?"
    "The Chinese!"

    :D
    I apologise unreservedly and bow to your superior knowledge on the subject.

    Maybe you will find it within you to forgive me for such folly.

    I will be at alone now.

    Me no speak city-talk.


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    Duggys Housemate
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    syklops wrote: »
    Of all the D'Unbelievables work, you pick that? There is much better than that. IMO "Crimebusters", is not just "culchie humour", it takes the piss out of every guard both city and village based, and works very well. Are you too young to remember "Crime Call"?

    Killinaskully is sh1te, and IMO gives so called 'culchie humour' a bad name.The population of Ireland is about 4Million(not including the Poles). About 1.3 Million live in Dublin. Are the other 2.7 Million boardsies, really trying to tell me they never had a teacher likes this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrujV0PG_7k


    I had a few of them.

    That's terrifying.


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    slapbangwallop
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    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    Culchie humourist = Dylan Moran.

    Jackeen humourist = Brendan O'Carroll.

    Jackeen humourist = Dermot Morgan, Dave Allen!

    Culchie humourist = Conal Gallen, Graham Norton!


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    Duggys Housemate
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    Ah yes, Graham Norton, I forgot him. A true culchie from Camp Co. Cork.


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    slapbangwallop
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    Duggys Housemate wrote: »
    Ah yes, Graham Norton, I forgot him a true culchie from Camp Co. Cork.

    the point is that there is **** comedians and good comedians from all over the country.


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    Duggys Housemate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    slapbangwallop wrote: »
    the point is that there is **** comedians and good comedians from all over the country.

    I was making a funny.


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    Super-Rush
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    You've made a rayl pigs diddy out of this thread.


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    #28
    CavanCrew
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    Duggys Housemate wrote: »
    Ah yes, Graham Norton, I forgot him. A true culchie from Camp Co. Cork.

    Haha that gave me a chuckle.:pac:


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