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My dad wasn't around much growing up....

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  • 17-02-2012 11:02pm
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    harmoniums
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    He had a sh1t job and had to work as much overtime as possible in order to keep a roof over our heads and foods in our bellies.

    My mother used to worry about not really having a male figure around and was constantly up-braiding my younger brother for sitting down to pee.

    I remember driving down the country once to see our grandparents and him asking to have the car pulled over to use de toilah

    So anyway he got out, pulled down his 1978 porno shorts and proceeded to squat down, to which my mother started screaming, "STAND UP!!! DO IT LIKE A MAN!!!!!"


    So he stood up and shat all down the backs of his legs.

    gas times!


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    cloud493
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    I do not even know what to say about that.


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    The King of Moo
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    Possible link between growing up without a father figure and making sh*t threads?


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    Seachmall
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    1978 was a great year for porno shorts.

    Your father was a wise man.


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    Gummy Panda
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    cloud493 wrote: »
    I do not even know what to say about that.

    It's better if you imagine Morgan Freeman narrating it


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    SafeSurfer
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    Jesus,Gay Mitchell, pull yourself together

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



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    El Guapo!
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    I did NOT expect that from the thread title........WTF?? :confused:


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    Captain Morgan Freeman
    Registered Users Posts: 279 ✭✭Captain Morgan Freeman


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    It's better if you imagine Morgan Freeman narrating it
    Im going to have to start charging royalties.


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    ChunkyLover_53
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    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    It's better if you imagine Morgan Freeman narrating it

    I went with Professor Zoidberg from Futurama


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    Peetrik
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    hahaha I thought it was hilarious :)


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    44leto
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    I think it was a joke, and a funny one, but in the wrong thread.


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    Latchy
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    First line was ok ...then it all went down the trouser leg .


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    staker
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    So he tried to pull a fast one and filled his boots?


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    harmoniums
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭harmoniums


    44leto wrote: »
    I think it was a joke, and a funny one, but in the wrong thread.

    Not a joke, actually happened!


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    Red Hand
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    ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »
    I went with Professor Zoidberg from Futurama

    Excellent choice. I'd pay to have him replace David Attenborough for wildlife documentaries.


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    44leto
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    harmoniums wrote: »
    Not a joke, actually happened!

    What kid watches his ma pee.:confused::confused:


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    Doc Ruby
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc


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    Seachmall
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    44leto wrote: »
    What kid watches his ma pee.:confused::confused:

    The same kid who grew up watching his father **** himself...?


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    LH Pathe
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    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Possible link between growing up without a father figure and making sh*t threads?

    I'd say it's more a case of growing up with a father figure n thus making shît treads


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    Ficheall
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    harmoniums wrote: »
    and was constantly up-braiding my younger brother for

    Well, I learned a new word. That doesn't happen often in AH. Cheers, OP.


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    LH Pathe
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    I bet he braided his brothers matted cootie hair


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    efb
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    my dad never taught me how to shit, nature did!


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    nice_very
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    Dean09 wrote: »
    I did NOT expect that from the thread title........WTF?? :confused:

    me either... I was expecting it to be a "thats why I do drugs/rob people/am a scumbag" excuse type of thread, refreshing to see the OP is not any of those things, yet grew up with little fatherly influence!


    so, really... what are the scumbags excuses?


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    WoollyRedHat
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    And how did that make you feel? ( Quistive stare)


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