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Ironing Query???

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  • 30-08-2015 12:42pm
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    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭


    Why did the woman walk out of the kitchen?

    To do the ironing.



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    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    *makes sure foxhole is deep enough


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    nullzero
    Registered Users Posts: 16,424 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    ****


    Why did the feminist.........

    [sound of being bundled out of the forum by worried moderators]

    Glazers Out!



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    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,506 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Could you toast a sandwich with an iron?


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    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 37,500 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Why did the woman walk out of the kitchen?

    To do the ironing.


    This was a waste of a few seconds.

    We sat again for an hour and a half discussing maps and figures and always getting back to that most damnable creation of the perverted ingenuity of man - the County of Tyrone.

    H. H. Asquith



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    The_Valeyard
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    Somebody still feeling the few drinks from last night?


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    biko
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    Why did OP start this thread?

    To not get a girlfriend.


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    Lyaiera
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    My mother breaks all the stereotypes. She does do the ironing but only if she can watch the Champions League or some rugby at the same time.

    The summer months are very wrinkly in her house.


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    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Cringe


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,208 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Why did the moderator close the thread?

    Because it was stupid and pointless.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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