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Describe a Perfect Day for You

  • 24-09-2013 6:08pm
    #1
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭


    Nothing too crazy like millionaire, living on a Yacht. A day which could conceivably take place tomorrow.

    Here's mine.

    Wake up at 7am and actually get out of bed. Sun rising, Fresh air.

    Nobody home.

    Go down to kitchen. Coffee is already in the pot. Pour myself a mug and sit out the back for a while reading Boards and Reddit on laptop.

    Go upstairs. Shower, dressed. Clothes look well and I feel like a boss.

    Walk to bus stop. Bus is just pulling up. Slight jog to door. Bus driver seems like he's in a good mood. €2.40 fare now reduced to €1.50. :D:rolleyes:

    Sit upstairs. Top deck empty. Copy of Metro on a sit. Read it while listening to Bob Dylan.

    Arrive in college. Lectures are interesting and I actually take notes. Maybe study in library afterwards. Nice weather = girls in summmer clothes. :cool:

    Have a couple of pints with friends.

    Catch a bus home. Watch Dexter on laptop.

    Drift off to sleep.

    If only....


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  • #2
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,259 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Dean0088 wrote: »

    If only....

    Most of that doesn't seem too hard to achieve to be honest :)


  • #3
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    Dean0088 wrote: »




    If only....
    sounds like a fairly average day for me, with the exception of college (but I'll be starting new course in Oct so maybe then it will be bang on)


  • #4
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    One that doesn't feature Bono or Ronan Keating


  • #5
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Dean0088 wrote: »
    Nothing too crazy like millionaire, living on a Yacht. A day which could conceivably take place tomorrow.

    Here's mine.

    Wake up at 7am and actually get out of bed. Sun rising, Fresh air.

    Nobody home.

    Go down to kitchen. Coffee is already in the pot. Pour myself a mug and sit out the back for a while reading Boards and Reddit on laptop.

    Go upstairs. Shower, dressed. Clothes look well and I feel like a boss.

    Walk to bus stop. Bus is just pulling up. Slight jog to door. Bus driver seems like he's in a good mood. €2.40 fare now reduced to €1.50. :D:rolleyes:

    Sit upstairs. Top deck empty. Copy of Metro on a sit. Read it while listening to Bob Dylan.

    Arrive in college. Lectures are interesting and I actually take notes. Maybe study in library afterwards. Nice weather = girls in summmer clothes. :cool:

    Have a couple of pints with friends.

    Catch a bus home. Watch Dexter on laptop.

    Drift off to sleep.

    If only....

    Remember to shoot me if my perfect day ever includes reading the Metro whilst on public transport.


  • #6
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Lovely big fry up in the morning.

    Loads of fancy ice cold beer.

    Then down to the beach to do a 7 hour extreme bukkake marathon.

    **** Yeah!!!


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  • #7
    paddydriver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭paddydriver


    3 words... Sh!t, Shower, Shave..

    Good sh!t set's day up and ensures I don't have an itchy arse for the day:cool:


  • #8
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »
    Lovely big fry up in the morning.

    Loads of fancy ice cold beer.

    Then down to the beach to do a 7 hour extreme bukkake marathon.

    **** Yeah!!!

    Transmitting or receiving???


  • #9
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    chughes wrote: »
    Transmitting or receiving???

    Receiving like a boss obviously. :cool:


  • #10
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Wake up late
    Get fed
    Shower
    Get laid
    Get a high five
    Win the lotto
    Buy a solid gold rocket car
    Get fed again
    Go to bed.


  • #11
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »
    Receiving like a boss obviously. :cool:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/banlist.php


    Who let you back in ;) :pac:


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  • #12
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Dean0088 wrote: »
    Nothing too crazy like millionaire, living on a Yacht. A day which could conceivably take place tomorrow.

    Here's mine.

    Wake up at 7am and actually get out of bed. Sun rising, Fresh air.

    Nobody home.

    Go down to kitchen. Coffee is already in the pot. Pour myself a mug and sit out the back for a while reading Boards and Reddit on laptop.

    Go upstairs. Shower, dressed. Clothes look well and I feel like a boss.

    Walk to bus stop. Bus is just pulling up. Slight jog to door. Bus driver seems like he's in a good mood. €2.40 fare now reduced to €1.50. :D:rolleyes:

    Sit upstairs. Top deck empty. Copy of Metro on a sit. Read it while listening to Bob Dylan.

    Arrive in college. Lectures are interesting and I actually take notes. Maybe study in library afterwards. Nice weather = girls in summmer clothes. :cool:

    Have a couple of pints with friends.

    Catch a bus home. Watch Dexter on laptop.

    Drift off to sleep.

    If only....

    Your perfect day includes getting up at 7, riding public transport, going to college, studying and watching the currently terrible show Dexter?

    Eww.


  • #13
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    I think there'd be questions raised if I woke up to an empty house with coffee waiting for me...


  • #14
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    1. Get head...


  • #15
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Wake up

    Go back to sleep.

    Repeat for 24 hours


  • #16
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    MugMugs wrote: »
    1. Get head...
    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Wake up
    Blowjob
    Go back to sleep.

    Repeat for 24 hours

    Kingsize bed is it?


  • #17
    theLegion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭theLegion


    Have a 27 second long fart that changes note 4 times and causes the gf and the dog to leave the room...


  • #18
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Shels winning a match...


  • #19
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Wake up, hows yer father, breakfast on the balcony, walk the dog in the park, stop off for beer and long lunch. Home, shower, nap, outdoor cooking of meat and swimming pool, more beer, wine, whiskey, messy hows your father.

    I might have room for icecream in there. Not sure.

    All very doable of a weekend for me. Unfortunately the missues likes to ruin these plans with shopping trips and other unfortunate necessities.


  • #20
    MurdyWurdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Sleeping - just sleeping all day. How wonderful that would be! Maybe I'd wake up for a while to watch a movie in peace and eat copious amounts of chocolate


  • #21
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Wake up......get eaten out by my gorgeous and intellectual yet-to-be-found boyfriend....cum....not expected to 'return the favour'.....go back to sleep.....repeat.

    <reminds self to put up ad on a dating website> :P


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  • #22
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    gorgeous and intellectual yet-to-be-found boyfriend....

    hate to break it to ya..


  • #23
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Wake up......get eaten out by my gorgeous and intellectual yet-to-be-found boyfriend....cum....not expected to 'return the favour'.....go back to sleep.....repeat.

    <reminds self to put up ad on a dating website> :P

    Forget the ad, just pm me.


  • #24
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    pharmaton wrote: »
    hate to break it to ya..

    Oh please don't.....let me enjoy the fantasy. :)


  • #25
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Saturdays are a great day! Wake up early, hope it's not raining out the sky is the limit!


  • #26
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    MadsL wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/banlist.php


    Who let you back in ;) :pac:

    Why am I there on the ban list??? :confused:


  • #27
    Leogirl
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭Leogirl


    Warm sunny day- Pearl Jam playing an outdoor gig-without any drunken scangers ruining it & lots of good mates there. Then a few pints after - ideally with the band. Home to bed, ideally with Eddie Vedder :-)


  • #28
    apollo8
    Registered Users Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »
    Why am I there on the ban list??? :confused:
    Lol its an imposter check how its spelled


  • #29
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Now I'm more freaked out. Am I being stalked? :(


  • #30
    apollo8
    Registered Users Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »
    Now I'm more freaked out. Am I being stalked? :(
    Naw its just your username is common:pac:


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  • #31
    WinnyThePoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭WinnyThePoo


    Holding a women.


  • #32
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Being class for the day.


  • #33
    mockingjay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭mockingjay


    Smoking fags without worrying about cancer, drinking beer without worrying about a hangover - eating crap without getting fat!


  • #34
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    A perfect day within the limits of my actual life (and technically possible) would be one where I spend the whole day alone hiking in the wilderness in a foreign country, and then heading back to camp where food and a fine lass await me.

    Yarrrr!


  • #35
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Lie in til about 11 when my future-currently-non-existent boyfriend brings me a breakfast in bed that consists of coffee, veggie sausages, scrambled egg, tomato and toast. After breakfast a bit of giggidy giggidy and lie chatting for a while.

    Shower with some more giggidy giggidy before heading out to wander around Dublin city centre, particularly George's Street Arcade before going to Monty's of Katmandu for a gorgeous meal. Stone Roses in the Olympia to wrap up the evening before heading back to bed where he is rewarded with serious giggidy giggidy for making my day so amazing.


  • #36
    Mr_Spaceman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,958 ✭✭✭Mr_Spaceman


    Witchie wrote: »
    Lie in til about 11 when my future-currently-non-existent boyfriend brings me a breakfast in bed that consists of coffee, veggie sausages, scrambled egg, tomato and toast. After breakfast a bit of giggidy giggidy and lie chatting for a while.

    Shower with some more giggidy giggidy before heading out to wander around Dublin city centre, particularly George's Street Arcade before going to Monty's of Katmandu for a gorgeous meal. Stone Roses in the Olympia to wrap up the evening before heading back to bed where he is rewarded with serious giggidy giggidy for making my day so amazing.

    I also happen to love the Stone Roses and a bit of this giggidy giggidy you speak of.

    Just sayin'


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  • #37
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Mr_Spaceman wrote: »
    I also happen to love the Stone Roses and a bit of this giggidy giggidy you speak of.

    Just sayin'

    I now regret my intended comment of

    "Witchie gets hit on in 5..........4..........3...........2.........1......."


  • #38
    pundy
    Registered Users Posts: 673 ✭✭✭pundy


    wake up late, step out the back and onto the beach in the sun, smoke a few joints, have some drink, sun-bathe, home for sex, a nap, head out for a night in some class nightclub where some 90's dance act have reformed for some cheesy fun.


  • #39
    preston johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    Spliff in one hand,can of beer in the other,getting a BJ from the GF and watching MOTD...........


  • #40
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Up early with no hangover having had a good night's sleep before. Nice breakie with boiled eggs, toast, orange juice and a cup of tea with an exotic fruit salad.

    The clothes I want to wear are clean and I'm lookin' good.

    Massive long walk on the beach/in the countryside/through New York with good music in my ear, preferably an album I've wanted to hear for a long time.

    Lovely coffee with a little biscuit on the side in the sun on a terrace.

    Home for some ridin'.

    Get changed and again, feelin' and lookin' good.

    Dinner in a lovely restaurant with some red wine and the man I love.

    Out to a bar with great music and a dancefloor with my mates.

    Back to a house party for a load of debauchery and laughter for an all nighter with no annoying individuals who insist on playing their guitar and demanding silence from everyone while they drone on for hours.


  • #41
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Wake up 1/2 hour before the missus to get have a **** into a sock.
    Have breakfast, then have a shower.
    Go downstairs and read the Irish Times that has been delivered to the door.
    Give the boy some sex education.
    Mope around doing odd jobs trying to calculate if a month has gone by since I last got it.
    Go to bed with lights off and rosary beads in hand hoping that OH will give herself to me.
    Fall asleep as I hear the sound of the spare room door closing.:mad:


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  • #42
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Witchie wrote: »
    my future-currently-non-existent boyfriend brings me a breakfast in bed that consists of veggie sausages, tomato

    You don't win boyfriends with salad.


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