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Rocking Chair

  • 24-09-2013 1:17am
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    I bought a new rocking chair today. I fcuking love it. Does this make me old? One problem I foresee is the inability to fap on it whilst watching porn without knocking myself out.

    Does anyone with any experience of rockers know how to avoid this scenario?


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  • #2
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I bought a new rocking chair today. I fcuking love it. Does this make me old? One problem I foresee is the inability to fap on it whilst watching porn without knocking myself out.

    Does anyone with any experience of rockers know how to avoid this scenario?

    Brick under each end? Also, may I call you Val?


  • #3
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8jWv0OPY48


  • #4
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    Stroke with the rocking motion.

    Laces out


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    MadsL wrote: »
    Brick under each end? Also, may I call you Val?

    OK

    Just to satisfy you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hdcyEO6b7I


  • #6
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    OK

    Just to satisfy you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hdcyEO6b7I

    I'm alarmed at how many of those record covers I recognise.


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  • #7
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,454 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Don't see the problem,just put down your knitting and fab away .


  • #8
    Elbaston
    Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston


    Yeah you bought a rocking chair. :D

    Did you get yourself a ground safe too.


  • #9
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I rock back and forth when I sit on normal chairs, so I should get one. Dont even notice I do it!


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Elbaston wrote: »
    Yeah you bought a rocking chair. :D

    Did you get yourself a ground safe too.
    I'll show you a pic if you want?

    Of the chair I mean, not of me fapping.:pac:


  • #11
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    My favourite gif ever.
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b9df4c8073a231fdb15a1266cd59ba7/tumblr_mo1cbbdanz1sus6t1o1_400.gif

    Get your rocks off in your rocking chair!! Insert Xzibit meme.


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  • #12
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Get yourself a love swing. Now you're rocking.


  • #13
    Savoir.Faire
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 326 ✭✭Savoir.Faire


    I love my rocking chair. Picked it up in Hardly Normal last year. Nothing better than getting in from work, putting on a dressing gown, some slippers; making a cup of tea, sitting in the chair and smoking a pipe of good quality shag tobacco.


  • #14
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Rocking chairs, well... rock :pac:


  • #15
    Myrddin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    Good Oasis b-side :o


  • #16
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    All you need now are the pipe and slippers.

    And plug tobaccy, none of that ready rubbed modern sh!te.


  • #17
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    If you played Rock music, on a rocking chair while sitting on a rock, to The Rock while watching The Rock [movie] - would that make the world imploded in on itself? :eek:


  • #18
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Won't be able to look at your username again OP without a vision of someone going over backwards on their rocking chair due to intense fapping:pac:

    You knew it would all lead to this all along didn't you?


  • #19
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    Won't be able to look at your username again OP without a vision of someone going over backwards on their rocking chair due to intense fapping:pac:

    You knew it would all lead to this all along didn't you?

    but looking at the poisitive from this, at least now we know why he called himself the backards man


  • #20
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'm not backwards, I'm just reverse forwards:)


  • #21
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'm not backwards, I'm just reverse forwards:)

    all depends on which way your head is turned. :)


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  • #22
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'm not backwards, I'm just reverse forwards:)


    Were you created by Jesse Pinkman?


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MadsL wrote: »
    Also, may I call you Val?

    If he can call you Betty. Then, Betty, when he calls you, you can call him Val.


  • #24
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    *trumpet music*


  • #25
    MadYaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,279 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Seriously dude, go out and get yourself a girlfriend.


  • #26
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    I rescued one which was destined for a skip last year. A lovely solid wooden one which was fairly old. Several hours sanding, glue, wood stain and varish and its a beauty.


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