"I'm As Serious As Cancer When I Say Rhythm Is A Dancer!"

homeOwner · 13-06-2012 12:24pm

Shakira - Whenever, Whereever

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you dont confuse them with mountains"

:eek:

13-06-2012 12:31pm

"Fcucking magnets, how do they work?" At 1:50. Rest of the song is pretty terrible too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

silverharp · 13-06-2012 1:23pm

the Killers surely "Are we human, or are we dancer?" it hurts my brain to hear it

mike65 · 13-06-2012 1:27pm

Lyrics are to be sung, not read out loud.

Snowie · 13-06-2012 1:29pm

sunflower27 wrote: »

Corona..... Rythm of the night......

Oooooh yeah..... throws down glass on table, shimmies up to dancefloor, makes dick of self

That's a cracker of a tune

.

Guilty pleasure

Archeron · 13-06-2012 1:37pm

Chips Ahoy wrote: »

Rhythm Is A Dancer was number one in the Irish charts when i was born:eek:

That comment makes my beard feel greyer.

BorneTobyWilde · 13-06-2012 1:41pm

''I'm serious as prancer when i said santa is a chancer''

jpm4 · 13-06-2012 1:47pm

CJC999 wrote: »

FFS they're only lyrics and purely used to rhyme with Dancer. It was No.1 when I was in Santa Ponsa on my first holiday abroad with a bunch of friends, i think it was in 1992 it was played several times in the night clubs each nite and holds such good memories for me.

I can think of far worse lyrics....

What about Dead Kennedys 'kill the poor', or GBH's 'Necrophilia' ???

What's wrong with the lyrics to "Kill the poor"? You weren't taking them literally I hope?

grindle · 13-06-2012 1:59pm

smash wrote: »

Not the worst lyrics, but probably the most offensive.

Anal C*nt - The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fûcking Cûnt

YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE
FRIENDS- YOU DON'T
YOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION- THEY DON'T
YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND
DOESN'T WANT TO FÛCK YOU- HE DOES
YOU THOUGHT THE BARTENDER WAS
BEING NICE TO YOU WHEN HE GAVE YOU A FREE DRINK- HE WASN''T
YOUR NEIGHBOR HELPED YOU MOVE- HE JUST WANTS TO FÛCK YOU
YOU BOSS BOUGHT YOU LUNCH- HE JUST
WANTS TO FÛCK YOU
A GUY BOUGHT YOU A DRINK- HE JUST WANTS TO FÛCK YOU
HE ASKED YOU TO GO OUT FOR COFFEE- HE
JUST WANTS TO FÛCK YOU
YOU THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL GOOD FRIENDS
YOU'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO GET RAPED YOU STUPID FÛCKING CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID FÛCKING CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID CÛNT
YOU STUPID FÛCKING CÛNT

I'm sure they, and Cannibal Corpse have a few worse than that.
Sadly.

Potential-Monke · 13-06-2012 2:00pm

Definitley a floor stomper of a choon! Right up there with the Mortal Kombat theme!!! :P

flutterflye · 13-06-2012 2:03pm

I don't find that Anal Cnut song offensive.
I think the Rhythm is a dancer one is probably more offensive - although, I'm not offended by that either.

Some brilliant 90's songs in this thread

smash · 13-06-2012 2:03pm

grindle wrote: »

I'm sure they, and Cannibal Corpse have a few worse than that.
Sadly.

Not really. That's just aggressive and sad. Try convince someone who has cancer that rhythm is a dancer and that you're as serious as their life threatening illness with your opinion.

Shane-KornSpace · 13-06-2012 2:10pm

Deleted User wrote: »

"Fcucking magnets, how do they work?" At 1:50. Rest of the song is pretty terrible too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

I think I may be stupider after watching that. Thanks.

grindle · 13-06-2012 2:12pm

smash wrote: »

Not really. That's just aggressive and sad. Try convince someone who has cancer that rhythm is a dancer and that you're as serious as their life threatening illness with your opinion.

No thanks. Never felt that way about rhythm.
It CAN be a dancer, sometimes, but all the time? Nah.
I could see Diversity saying it to some terminally ill patients though. Fidgety little pricks.

RDM_83 again · 13-06-2012 2:28pm

I was in a taxi a while back when this song came on (on cd which made it even worse), was nearly impossible to keep a straight face

R.Kelly- Pregnant

Chorus

"Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant,
Thats what I told her,
Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant,
Lay your body down and get you pregnant,
Knock you up, pregnant, Knock you up, pregnant"

spoofilyj · 13-06-2012 2:46pm

I think Riverdance Beat it at 18 weeks at number one in the single charts in 1994 and I though Killing me softly by the Fugee's or Iris by the goo goo dolls was longer at number one too...

Super-Rush · 13-06-2012 2:53pm

A great philosopher once wrote,
naughty naughty, very very naughty.

ha ha ha.

SEPT 23 1989 · 13-06-2012 3:02pm

Well I was
Big black horse and a cherry tree
I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
Big black horse and a cherry tree
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
No, no, no, no
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
No, no, no, no
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
I can't quite get there cause my heart's forsaken me
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me

Spunge · 13-06-2012 3:10pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pehHOqx7JXg

Chucken · 13-06-2012 3:20pm

spoofilyj wrote: »

I think Riverdance Beat it at 18 weeks at number one in the single charts in 1994 and I though Killing me softly by the Fugee's or Iris by the goo goo dolls was longer at number one too...

"One Day at a Time" was recorded by Gloria who released it as a single in August 1977. The song remained on the Irish charts for the rest of the year, throughout 1978 and well into 1979 - peaking at No.1 (over a year after it had entered the chart) and spending 90 weeks in the top 30 - the longest run by any song in Irish Chart history.

I wont subject you to the video

rainbowdrop · 13-06-2012 3:47pm

J Cheever Loophole wrote: »

Well, if it's crap lyrics you want, then Cool For Cats by Squeeze has to get a mention - "I kiss her for the first time, and then I take her home, I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone" :eek:

Even Noel Gallagher was moved to take the piss out of Jools Holland about that when he last appeared on his show - a mere 33 years later!!

I still thought Squeeze were great!!

Wait......what...... Jools Holland was in the band that did Cool for Cats?

Well, ya learn something new every day:o

kowloon · 13-06-2012 4:01pm

This makes my ears bleed. Everything about it is bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaC-zCMLTKU

DUBACC · 13-06-2012 4:01pm

stovelid wrote: »

Best casually homophobic lyric of any 80s dance or rap song is from Funky Cold Medina when he finds out the mot is actually a fella:

"You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?"

I remember that - cool song! Used to love Tone Loc!

'So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man'

alphabeat · 13-06-2012 4:43pm

AHEM :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipMPJ42vyYs

aaronjumper · 13-06-2012 4:49pm

Has anyone mentioned Nicki Minaj yet?
Some of hers are just. . . so bad.
I thought rappers were supposed to be better at forming decent lyrics.

mikemac1 · 13-06-2012 4:51pm

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do [x3]

Was number 1 for a number of weeks, great tune :cool:

I don't think they are bad lyrics at all, just a bit unusual

John Doe1 · 13-06-2012 4:54pm

"Hey girl im as hard as a rock
Suck my big donegal c**k
You will be in for a shock
and you wont be able to walk"

Daniel O'Donnell "Ballad of a P.I.M.P."

BraziliaNZ · 13-06-2012 4:57pm

I must have been 12 or so when this came out and it infected the airwaves for what seemed like an eternity, thanks for reminding me of it

mikemac1 · 13-06-2012 4:58pm

boom boom boom Castlebar is in Mayo, heyo

Pre-internet days it wasn't as simple as finding song lyrics instantly in a search engine.

Since nobody was clear what the lyrics were people started making things up

Pretty sure Ray D'arcy started the Castlebar one on TV and it took off
May have been Ian Dempsey, not sure

Logical Fallacy · 13-06-2012 4:59pm

One of my favourite bad lyrics is from a UK MC who calls himself Shakespear.

"It's William back from the dead, cept I rap about gatts and I'm black instead".

"I'm As Serious As Cancer When I Say Rhythm Is A Dancer!"

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