'Unusual' Things You've Seen In A Pub

Big Nasty · 20-11-2009 6:27pm #1

As the title says, tell us your stories be they funny, weird, scary or just plain mental!

Basq · 20-11-2009 6:28pm

People drinking soft drinks...

... MADNESS!

Cuddlesworth · 20-11-2009 6:29pm

Everybody had one or two drinks, the music was in the background and there was actual conversation. Then new management came in.

Bazzy · 20-11-2009 6:32pm

I've seen someone arrive into the pub on a horse and in fact i myself once clambered onto the roof of a pub !

The guy · 20-11-2009 6:33pm

basquille wrote: »

... MADNESS!

Were you in a pub in Sparta?

krudler · 20-11-2009 6:34pm

A woman walk down a small flight of stairs, about 4 steps, between the levels of a packed bar, slip, grab the handrail, and laugh about it to her mates, not noticing that one of her boobs had fallen out and was on display to the entire place for a good 20 seconds before her friends pointed it out to her, they werent nice boobs either

Basq · 20-11-2009 6:34pm

The guy wrote: »

Were you in a pub in Sparta?

Have never been to Meath..

AlmightyCushion · 20-11-2009 6:35pm

Some guy trying to convince me and a friend that we were in a different timezone to the uk because our news starter at 6:01 and their's started at 6:00.

manlad · 20-11-2009 6:36pm

Quinns in drumcondra losing their late nite opening license.........very perculiar to say the least. i'll miss that cattle mart

AnonoBoy · 20-11-2009 6:41pm

I saw Vincent Browne wrestle with the ghost of Éamon de Valera in The Lombard on Pearse Street one evening.

Granted I was on acid at the time but it still seemed odd that de Valera was doing WWF-style moves on poor old Vinnie.

lazernuts · 20-11-2009 6:42pm

a pissed guy, handcuffed to a pillar at the bar, with his pants around his ankles, and a straw stuck up his ass, who then started pissing helplessly against the side of the bar. I think he was at a stag!

partyatmygaff · 20-11-2009 6:44pm

lazernuts wrote: »

a pissed guy, handcuffed to a pillar at the bar, with his pants around his ankles, and a straw stuck up his ass, who then started pissing helplessly against the side of the bar. I think he was at a stag!

Where the hell was this?
:eek:

dan719 · 20-11-2009 6:46pm

Two male travellers scoring each other in a tiny rural pub.:eek:

TPD · 20-11-2009 6:46pm

Two women arguing because one of their kids had got into the other's tattoo instrument drawer, and may have caught AIDS.

El Weirdo · 20-11-2009 6:48pm

A pint for under 4 quid.

chopperbyrne · 20-11-2009 6:50pm

Before a Metallica concert a while back a few of us were having a few drinks in Dorans.

Got chatting to a bunch of people from Germany, who were there with one Irish person.

Someone mentioned that they were all war victims, so we were a little shocked and then all of a sudden one of them whipped off his "leg" and put it on the table!

Was very unusual to say the least.

FlutterinBantam · 20-11-2009 6:50pm

Up in Liz Delaney's, some poor fcuker taking stick because he was actually working.

g5fd6ow0hseima · 20-11-2009 6:52pm

manlad wrote: »

Quinns in drumcondra losing their late nite opening license.........very perculiar to say the least. i'll miss that cattle mart

was it for serving underage or what?

or perhaps the courts just got fed up with the amount of the gardai's resources being directed towards the area on wednesday / thusday night?

CiaranS · 20-11-2009 6:53pm

early 1990's Baggott Inn. Full Circle giving it welly. EVERYONE dancing. Noticed 3 guys standing on seats against the side wall completely naked. Completely. Told the partner who looked and said wow but back to enjoying the gig. Gig finishes 10 minutes later. Everyone goes home in peace (pieces).

C.

g5fd6ow0hseima · 20-11-2009 6:54pm

dan719 wrote: »

Two male travellers scoring each other in a tiny rural pub.:eek:

****ing hell

Teutorix · 20-11-2009 6:54pm

basquille wrote: »

... MADNESS!

SPARTAAAAA!!!!!!!!

*KICKS OVER THE BAR*

budgemook · 20-11-2009 6:58pm

A one armed man (who later beat me at pool) receiving a handjob at the bar from another man. Pub was packed so me and my sister got the last 2 low stools to sit on. Guess what was directly in our line of sight....

Teutorix · 20-11-2009 7:01pm

budgemook wrote: »

A one armed man (who later beat me at pool) receiving a handjob at the bar from another man. Pub was packed so me and my sister got the last 2 low stools to sit on. Guess what was directly in our line of sight....

:eek:

Lab_Mouse · 20-11-2009 7:06pm

budgemook wrote: »

A one armed man (who later beat me at pool) receiving a handjob at the bar from another man. Pub was packed so me and my sister got the last 2 low stools to sit on. Guess what was directly in our line of sight....

****ing hell..and you hung around for a game of pool with him.

budgemook · 20-11-2009 7:08pm

Lab_Mouse wrote: »

****ing hell..and you hung around for a game of pool with him.

Haha, I actually became acquainted with gold old one armed Tony (no joke). We was captain of the pub pool team and I played on mine. Good times. I was a lot more open minded back then.

Biggins · 20-11-2009 7:14pm

Pubs and other places in the same business line:

* Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
* Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time. Forgot to mention, she was a WELL known bartender in a bar further down the road.
* 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
* Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
* Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
* London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
* Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
* England. Man stabbed to death inside a rave disco. Fight over drug territory.
* Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

I could go on...

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 20-11-2009 7:17pm

I once saw a midget in a pram in a bar. Freaked my out bigtime!

I thought it was a small child...........then it started talking to me in an old man voice!

budgemook · 20-11-2009 7:20pm

Biggins wrote: »

* Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.

Sasha is a legend!

Nigel Farage · 20-11-2009 7:20pm

A sober mick.

artanevilla · 20-11-2009 7:21pm

Biggins wrote: »

I could go on...

Please do!

GiftofGab · 20-11-2009 7:22pm

Biggins wrote: »

Pubs and other places in the same business line:

* Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
* Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time.
* 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
* Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
* Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
* London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
* Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
* England. Man stabbed to death Fight over drug territory.
* Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

I could go on...

****ing hell you must go to some dingy places

El Weirdo · 20-11-2009 7:22pm

Nigel Farage wrote: »

A sober mick.

Who's Mick?

TPD · 20-11-2009 7:22pm

Biggins wrote: »

Pubs and other places in the same business line:

* Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
* Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time.
* 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
* Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
* Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
* London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
* Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
* England. Man stabbed to death Fight over drug territory.
* Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

I could go on...

Are you a ridiculously hard-ass bouncer then?

Biggins · 20-11-2009 7:22pm

One of the most depressing things was seeing a 14 year old working as a prostitute as a side laneway next to an Irish ("Durty Nellies") pub in Bradshawgate, Bolton, England (across the road from "The Pack Horse" another then Irish bar).

She was CLEARLY very young and looked like she had been abused a few times. Naturally, we brought it to the attention of the proper authorties.

El Weirdo · 20-11-2009 7:23pm

GiftofGab wrote: »

****ing hell you must go to some dingy brilliant places

FYP

partyatmygaff · 20-11-2009 7:23pm

Nigel Farage wrote: »

A sober mick.

Any reason why you signed up here to be a racist troll?

TheZohanS · 20-11-2009 7:24pm

Nigel Farage wrote: »

A sober mick.

Bye, bye.

Mick

GLaDOS · 20-11-2009 7:33pm

manlad wrote: »

Quinns in drumcondra losing their late nite opening license.........very perculiar to say the least. i'll miss that cattle mart

They didn't, just closing earlier, got kicked out last Friday between 1.30 and 2, last orders around 1.15

laugh · 20-11-2009 7:37pm

A guy who had been asleep on a high stool in the middle of the lounge, stand up, take two steps and take his lad out for a slash.

g5fd6ow0hseima · 20-11-2009 8:00pm

ScienceNerd wrote: »

They didn't, just closing earlier, got kicked out last Friday between 1.30 and 2, last orders around 1.15

its been that way for a while. I was last there around April this year on a thursday night and the were throwing everyone out at half 1. Thats nothing new, but lately there's been rumours among students that they have lost their late licence altogether

stovelid · 20-11-2009 8:02pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

'Unusual' Things You've Seen In A Pub

Reasonably priced Guinness that didn't taste like somebody had blown their nose in it.

GLaDOS · 20-11-2009 8:05pm

Elisa Straight Hairline wrote: »

its been that way for a while. I was last there around April this year on a thursday night and the were throwing everyone out at half 1. Thats nothing new, but lately there's been rumours among students that they have lost their late licence altogether

I know, but they haven't yet. I'll be there tonight to check though

Gone West · 20-11-2009 8:12pm

A hippie neclace weaver artesan dude who got stabbed by a punk-rocker clown juggler guy 7 times in the chest and died on the doorstep of the bar next door to my house.

G_R · 20-11-2009 8:25pm

Biggins wrote: »

One of the most depressing things was seeing a 14 year old working as a prostitute as a side laneway next to an Irish ("Durty Nellies") pub in Bradshawgate, Bolton, England (across the road from "The Pack Horse" another then Irish bar).

She was CLEARLY very young and looked like she had been abused a few times. Naturally, we brought it to the attention of the proper authorties.

/Thread

citizen_p · 20-11-2009 8:28pm

the look of fear when they get a tip off travellers are heading to the town and the following closing of the pub for technical reason

Palmerstown_guy · 20-11-2009 8:34pm

A smoker! :eek:

Poor Uncle Tom · 20-11-2009 8:38pm

Biggins wrote: »

Pubs and other places in the same business line:

* Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
* Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time. Forgot to mention, she was a WELL known bartender in a bar further down the road.
* 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
* Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
* Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
* London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
* Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
* England. Man stabbed to death inside a rave disco. Fight over drug territory.
* Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

I could go on...

I see you got your own one in there too.....:D

Dudess · 20-11-2009 8:39pm

Depends on the pub - if it's a Café en Seine type establishment, someone who isn't a wanker.

Biggins · 20-11-2009 8:39pm

Two big ex-military russians in a bar. Whatever was said, next thing we knew one had broken a glass on the edge of a table and shoved the base with its broken jagged edge, into the others neck.
Naturally INSTANTLY there was a lot of screaming and blood everywhere.
Took a lot of lads with equipment, to take the attacker down.

budgemook · 20-11-2009 8:57pm

Jaysus Biggins I think you should start a Most depressing/horrifying thing you've seen in a pub what with 14 year old abused hookers and attempted murders etc.

g5fd6ow0hseima · 20-11-2009 8:59pm

Biggins wrote: »

Two big ex-military russians in a bar. Whatever was said, next thing we knew one had broken a glass on the edge of a table and shoved the base with its broken jagged edge, into the others neck.
Naturally INSTANTLY there was a lot of screaming and blood everywhere.
Took a lot of lads with equipment, to take the attacker down.

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'Unusual' Things You've Seen In A Pub

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