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'Unusual' Things You've Seen In A Pub

  • 20-11-2009 6:27pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭


    As the title says, tell us your stories be they funny, weird, scary or just plain mental!
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,031 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    People drinking soft drinks...

































    ... MADNESS!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,997 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Everybody had one or two drinks, the music was in the background and there was actual conversation. Then new management came in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,485 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    I've seen someone arrive into the pub on a horse and in fact i myself once clambered onto the roof of a pub !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    basquille wrote: »
    ... MADNESS!


    Were you in a pub in Sparta?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    A woman walk down a small flight of stairs, about 4 steps, between the levels of a packed bar, slip, grab the handrail, and laugh about it to her mates, not noticing that one of her boobs had fallen out and was on display to the entire place for a good 20 seconds before her friends pointed it out to her, they werent nice boobs either :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,031 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    The guy wrote: »
    Were you in a pub in Sparta?
    Have never been to Meath..


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Some guy trying to convince me and a friend that we were in a different timezone to the uk because our news starter at 6:01 and their's started at 6:00.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭manlad


    Quinns in drumcondra losing their late nite opening license.........very perculiar to say the least. i'll miss that cattle mart


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I saw Vincent Browne wrestle with the ghost of Éamon de Valera in The Lombard on Pearse Street one evening.

    Granted I was on acid at the time but it still seemed odd that de Valera was doing WWF-style moves on poor old Vinnie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭lazernuts


    a pissed guy, handcuffed to a pillar at the bar, with his pants around his ankles, and a straw stuck up his ass, who then started pissing helplessly against the side of the bar. I think he was at a stag!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    lazernuts wrote: »
    a pissed guy, handcuffed to a pillar at the bar, with his pants around his ankles, and a straw stuck up his ass, who then started pissing helplessly against the side of the bar. I think he was at a stag!
    :confused:
    Where the hell was this?
    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭dan719


    Two male travellers scoring each other in a tiny rural pub.:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Two women arguing because one of their kids had got into the other's tattoo instrument drawer, and may have caught AIDS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    A pint for under 4 quid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,041 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Before a Metallica concert a while back a few of us were having a few drinks in Dorans.

    Got chatting to a bunch of people from Germany, who were there with one Irish person.

    Someone mentioned that they were all war victims, so we were a little shocked and then all of a sudden one of them whipped off his "leg" and put it on the table!

    Was very unusual to say the least.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Up in Liz Delaney's, some poor fcuker taking stick because he was actually working.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    manlad wrote: »
    Quinns in drumcondra losing their late nite opening license.........very perculiar to say the least. i'll miss that cattle mart
    was it for serving underage or what?

    or perhaps the courts just got fed up with the amount of the gardai's resources being directed towards the area on wednesday / thusday night?


  • Registered Users Posts: 29 CiaranS


    early 1990's Baggott Inn. Full Circle giving it welly. EVERYONE dancing. Noticed 3 guys standing on seats against the side wall completely naked. Completely. Told the partner who looked and said wow but back to enjoying the gig. Gig finishes 10 minutes later. Everyone goes home in peace (pieces).

    C.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    dan719 wrote: »
    Two male travellers scoring each other in a tiny rural pub.:eek:
    ****ing hell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    basquille wrote: »
    ... MADNESS!

    SPARTAAAAA!!!!!!!!

    *KICKS OVER THE BAR*


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,876 ✭✭✭budgemook


    A one armed man (who later beat me at pool) receiving a handjob at the bar from another man. Pub was packed so me and my sister got the last 2 low stools to sit on. Guess what was directly in our line of sight....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    budgemook wrote: »
    A one armed man (who later beat me at pool) receiving a handjob at the bar from another man. Pub was packed so me and my sister got the last 2 low stools to sit on. Guess what was directly in our line of sight....
    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Lab_Mouse


    budgemook wrote: »
    A one armed man (who later beat me at pool) receiving a handjob at the bar from another man. Pub was packed so me and my sister got the last 2 low stools to sit on. Guess what was directly in our line of sight....
    ****ing hell..and you hung around for a game of pool with him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,876 ✭✭✭budgemook


    Lab_Mouse wrote: »
    ****ing hell..and you hung around for a game of pool with him.
    Haha, I actually became acquainted with gold old one armed Tony (no joke). We was captain of the pub pool team and I played on mine. Good times. I was a lot more open minded back then.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Pubs and other places in the same business line:

    * Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
    * Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time. Forgot to mention, she was a WELL known bartender in a bar further down the road.
    * 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
    * Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
    * Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
    * London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
    * Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
    * England. Man stabbed to death inside a rave disco. Fight over drug territory.
    * Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

    I could go on...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I once saw a midget in a pram in a bar. Freaked my out bigtime!

    I thought it was a small child...........then it started talking to me in an old man voice!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,876 ✭✭✭budgemook


    Biggins wrote: »
    * Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
    Sasha is a legend!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Nigel Farage


    A sober mick.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,794 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Biggins wrote: »

    I could go on...

    Please do!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    A sober mick.
    Who's Mick?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    Biggins wrote: »
    Pubs and other places in the same business line:

    * Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
    * Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time.
    * 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
    * Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
    * Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
    * London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
    * Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
    * England. Man stabbed to death Fight over drug territory.
    * Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

    I could go on...

    ****ing hell you must go to some dingy places


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Biggins wrote: »
    Pubs and other places in the same business line:

    * Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
    * Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time.
    * 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
    * Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
    * Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
    * London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
    * Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
    * England. Man stabbed to death Fight over drug territory.
    * Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

    I could go on...

    Are you a ridiculously hard-ass bouncer then?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    One of the most depressing things was seeing a 14 year old working as a prostitute as a side laneway next to an Irish ("Durty Nellies") pub in Bradshawgate, Bolton, England (across the road from "The Pack Horse" another then Irish bar).

    She was CLEARLY very young and looked like she had been abused a few times. Naturally, we brought it to the attention of the proper authorties.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    GiftofGab wrote: »
    ****ing hell you must go to some dingy brilliant places
    FYP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    A sober mick.
    Any reason why you signed up here to be a racist troll?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    A sober mick.


    Bye, bye.



    Mick


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    manlad wrote: »
    Quinns in drumcondra losing their late nite opening license.........very perculiar to say the least. i'll miss that cattle mart

    They didn't, just closing earlier, got kicked out last Friday between 1.30 and 2, last orders around 1.15

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    A guy who had been asleep on a high stool in the middle of the lounge, stand up, take two steps and take his lad out for a slash.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    They didn't, just closing earlier, got kicked out last Friday between 1.30 and 2, last orders around 1.15
    its been that way for a while. I was last there around April this year on a thursday night and the were throwing everyone out at half 1. Thats nothing new, but lately there's been rumours among students that they have lost their late licence altogether


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    'Unusual' Things You've Seen In A Pub

    Reasonably priced Guinness that didn't taste like somebody had blown their nose in it.


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    its been that way for a while. I was last there around April this year on a thursday night and the were throwing everyone out at half 1. Thats nothing new, but lately there's been rumours among students that they have lost their late licence altogether
    I know, but they haven't yet. I'll be there tonight to check though ;)

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    A hippie neclace weaver artesan dude who got stabbed by a punk-rocker clown juggler guy 7 times in the chest and died on the doorstep of the bar next door to my house.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Biggins wrote: »
    One of the most depressing things was seeing a 14 year old working as a prostitute as a side laneway next to an Irish ("Durty Nellies") pub in Bradshawgate, Bolton, England (across the road from "The Pack Horse" another then Irish bar).

    She was CLEARLY very young and looked like she had been abused a few times. Naturally, we brought it to the attention of the proper authorties.

    /Thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    the look of fear when they get a tip off travellers are heading to the town and the following closing of the pub for technical reason


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭Palmerstown_guy


    A smoker! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Biggins wrote: »
    Pubs and other places in the same business line:

    * Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
    * Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time. Forgot to mention, she was a WELL known bartender in a bar further down the road.
    * 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
    * Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
    * Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
    * London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
    * Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
    * England. Man stabbed to death inside a rave disco. Fight over drug territory.
    * Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

    I could go on...

    I see you got your own one in there too.....:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Depends on the pub - if it's a Café en Seine type establishment, someone who isn't a wanker.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Two big ex-military russians in a bar. Whatever was said, next thing we knew one had broken a glass on the edge of a table and shoved the base with its broken jagged edge, into the others neck.
    Naturally INSTANTLY there was a lot of screaming and blood everywhere.
    Took a lot of lads with equipment, to take the attacker down.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,876 ✭✭✭budgemook


    Jaysus Biggins I think you should start a Most depressing/horrifying thing you've seen in a pub what with 14 year old abused hookers and attempted murders etc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    Biggins wrote: »
    Two big ex-military russians in a bar. Whatever was said, next thing we knew one had broken a glass on the edge of a table and shoved the base with its broken jagged edge, into the others neck.
    Naturally INSTANTLY there was a lot of screaming and blood everywhere.
    Took a lot of lads with equipment, to take the attacker down.
    There are adventurous lives, and then there are fairytales.


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