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Sickest joke you know...

  • 23-01-2009 5:37pm
    #1
    WithCheesePlease
    Registered Users Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭


    Basically, any joke you wouldn't tell your sister / mother / female colleague etc...

    I'll start the ball rolling...

    Q. What's funnier than a dead baby?
    A. A dead baby in a clown costume...
    Tagged:


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  • #2
    WithCheesePlease
    Registered Users Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭WithCheesePlease


    Q. What's the difference between a beaten and bloody raped 8 year old and a set of golf clubs
    A. I don't have a set of golf clubs in the boot of my car...


  • #3
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Maybe you should post that in the Belgian thread?


  • #4
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Lolocaust is thataway
    >
    or is it thataway <
    ??


  • #5
    hobochris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    gearoid_healy wrote: »
    Q. What's the difference between a beaten and bloody raped 8 year old and a set of golf clubs
    A. I don't have a set of golf clubs in the boot of my car...
    herd that one a million times.. probably from the same guy you herd it from.


  • #6
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,398 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    The OP


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  • #7
    ITDept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭ITDept


    What's the difference between Maddie and Pope John Paul II?
    The Pope died a virgin.


  • #8
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,790 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    A man and a little boy are walking through a forest at night.The boy says "these woods are really scary" and the man replies "you think thats bad Im gonna have to walk out of them alone"


  • #9
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    IBTL


  • #10
    gnolan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭gnolan


    gearoid_healy wrote: »
    Basically, any joke you wouldn't tell your sister / mother / female colleague etc...

    I'll start the ball rolling...

    Q. What's funnier than a dead baby?
    A. A dead baby in a clown costume...

    Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

    A: You don't f*ck an apple before you eat it.


  • #11
    mirwillbeback
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,016 ✭✭✭mirwillbeback


    Woman goes to Dr, said she keeps getting stomach cramps. Gets some tests and when she goes back, Dr says " Well you'll be buying lots of nappies "
    The woman gushes " I'm pregnant?"

    "No", says the Dr, " you've got bowel cancel ".


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  • #12
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    This is not the place for those type of jokes.


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