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Why is God punishing Nepal

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  • 12-05-2015 5:15pm
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    Fleawuss
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    twice in quick succession. He must be angry. Maybe a flood soon.


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    Pherekydes
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    Wrong forum...


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    PopePalpatine
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    Why not ask the guy from t'udder forum who thought the Charlie Hebdo massacre was God's vengeance against secular France?


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    Asmooh
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    Because there is no 'god'


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    Help!!!!
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    Their covered by a different god


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    silverharp
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    for similar reasons to hurricanes where god only sends them to punish people in areas prone to hurricanes during hurricane season.

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    Jerichoholic
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    Why ask people who don't believe in him for an answer?


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    Huntergonzo
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    Why the hell didn't God mention anything about fault lines last time he was here anyway, that would have helped or better still why did he even create them in the first place, God must be a really ****ty architect.


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    jaffusmax
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    Which god is punishing Nepal?

    The New Orleans Red Light District centered around Bourbon street was left mostly intact after Hurricane Katerina, the same cannot be said for many New Orleans Churches!

    Maybe god had a soft spot for prostitutes over clergy?


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    Orion
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    It's like the tower of babel. People tried to get close to god and he went all Greta Garbo about wanting to be alone so smited them. Everest is like that tower.


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    jaffusmax
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    Orion wrote: »
    It's like the tower of babel. People tried to get close to god and he went all Greta Garbo about wanting to be alone so smited them. Everest is like that tower.

    You could also say "Why is Geology Punishing Nepal"


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    Huntergonzo
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    jaffusmax wrote: »
    Which god is punishing Nepal?

    The New Orleans Red Light District centered around Bourbon street was left mostly intact after Hurricane Katerina, the same cannot be said for many New Orleans Churches!

    Maybe god had a soft spot for prostitutes over clergy?

    Well God is pretty secretive about his relationships in fairness, last time he admitted to knocking up a bird was over 2000 years ago and even then he went around claiming she was still a virgin. Imagine telling your mates that one, 'em listen lads I got her pregnant but it's ok she's still a virgin', I'm not sure they'd believe that one :)

    Still though leaving the red light relatively intact was showing his hand!


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    BlaasForRafa
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    Huntergonzo wrote: »
    Well God is pretty secretive about his relationships in fairness, last time he admitted to knocking up a bird was over 2000 years ago and even then he went around claiming she was still a virgin. Imagine telling your mates that one, 'em listen lads I got her pregnant but it's ok she's still a virgin', I'm not sure they'd believe that one :)

    Christian god was probably just jealous of Zeus who was screwing pretty much anything that moved in the Peloponnese back then, iirc he even changed into a swan in order to screw one chick :eek:


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    Huntergonzo
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    BlaasForRafa wrote: »
    Christian god was probably just jealous of Zeus who was screwing pretty much anything that moved in the Peloponnese back then, iirc he even changed into a swan in order to screw one chick :eek:

    He turned into a swan? Jaysus it takes all sorts doesn't it.


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    robindch
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    jaffusmax wrote: »
    [...] "Why is Geology Punishing Nepal"
    Because, god sure ain't there to stop it.


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