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Another blow to the Darwinists' Dastardly Delusion

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    #62
    Gazzmonkey
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    dodderangler wrote: »
    Sure they find different species of animal every year. The amazon and Congo are showing new species every year.

    It's more frequent than that when you include insects, plants etc.

    God must be very busy with his new 3D printer :pac:


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    #63
    Beano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭Beano


    Philo Beddoe wrote: »
    Checkmate, atheists!

    Is that you Edward Current?


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    #64
    wretcheddomain
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    Gazzmonkey wrote: »

    God must be very busy with his new 3D printer :pac:

    Don't forget the faith paradox;

    The biodiversity of life is explained through the majesty and power of God.

    The viral diseases they carry can only be explained by the mysteriousness of God.

    Result: Having their cake and eating it


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    #65
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    To be honest the only proof we need that God exists is that the USA are through to the knockout stages of the World Cup.

    USA! USA! GOD IS GREAT! USA! Allahu Akbar! USA!


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    #66
    jonon9
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    God didn't make that creature like many creatures its been around for thousands of years we were just lucky to discover it I.E Astronomers are discovering new planets all the time but in fact them planets have been there long before us.

    Also wasn't it not long ago that new species of fish have been discovered in the deepest parts of the ocean, just because were an intelligent species doesn't mean we know about everything.


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    #67
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    Philo Beddoe wrote: »
    Checkmate, atheists!

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    #68
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    jonon9 wrote: »
    God didn't make that creature like many creatures its been around for thousands of years we were just lucky to discover it I.E Astronomers are discovering new planets all the time but in fact them planets have been there long before us.

    Also wasn't it not long ago that new species of fish have been discovered in the deepest parts of the ocean, just because were an intelligent species doesn't mean we know about everything.

    But if science is so great, why hasn't it discovered all planets and all species already?

    Checkmate, atheists.


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    #69
    Ray Palmer
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    catallus wrote: »
    The main point is that the mystery of existence continues to shame the ken of Man, when the majesty of the Universe is so powerful that the nescients are forced to ignore it, and yet they cannot deny.
    The problem with claiming god created everything individually by design means he is pretty evil. You have funguses that infect insects that drive them to climb trees and sprout fungus from their heads. You then have the various parasites and animals that kill the hosts and/or eat them alive.

    Then you have just simply got faeces which is part of his design . You don't have many people look at it and talk about the beauty of nature.

    Of course not many people believe you are serious and you are following your own rules mentioned in another thread on trolling:p


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    #70
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    jonon9 wrote: »
    God didn't make that creature like many creatures its been around for thousands of years we were just lucky to discover it I.E Astronomers are discovering new planets all the time but in fact them planets have been there long before us.

    Also wasn't it not long ago that new species of fish have been discovered in the deepest parts of the ocean, just because were an intelligent species doesn't mean we know about everything.

    God is creating the planets as we discover them(but not on Sundays). Everything we need to know is nicely stored in 1 book called the bible.


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    #71
    P_1
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    catallus wrote: »
    You're missing the patently obvious fact that a new animal has been created.

    Eh what I'm seeing is a new species that has been discovered in the remote Namibian desert. Chances are that it evolved to help itself cope with the extreme conditions rather than it being created by anything other than its parents.


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    #72
    jacksie66
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    #73
    Gazzmonkey
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    LordChessington wrote: »
    But if science is so great, why hasn't it discovered all planets and all species already?

    Checkmate, atheists.

    If everything new is a new creation, what point in time are we using to determine what we class as new?


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    #74
    jonon9
    Registered Users Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭jonon9


    LordChessington wrote: »
    But if science is so great, why hasn't it discovered all planets and all species already?

    Checkmate, atheists.

    Because the Universe is so vast its hardly gonna take a week to discovery everything but were slowly but surely getting there unlike creationisms evolution has room to improve.


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    #75
    Smiles35
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Don't forget the faith paradox;

    The biodiversity of life is explained through the majesty and power of God.

    The viral diseases they carry can only be explained by the mysteriousness of God.

    Result: Having their cake and eating it

    /Eat's cake in front of the wickerman.


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    #76
    P_1
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    LordChessington wrote: »
    But if science is so great, why hasn't it discovered all planets and all species already?

    Checkmate, atheists.

    Because contrary to popular belief, as a species we have really only done the equivalent of taking a look around the corner. There are so many paets of this planet that have yet to be properly explored.

    Examples include:
    The deserts and jungles of Africa
    The Amazon
    The jungles of Borneo, New Guinea, Java and countless other Pacific Islands
    The floor of the Pacific Ocean

    and so on...


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    #77
    Mr. CooL ICE
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    Gazzmonkey wrote: »
    If everything new is a new creation, what point in time are we using to determine what we class as new?

    Well, the world isn't billions of years old because science can't prove it. It's much, much newer than that. Even some creatures are newer than the world. Checkmate, atheists.
    jonon9 wrote: »
    Because the Universe is so vast its hardly gonna take a week to discovery everything but were slowly but surely getting there unlike creationisms evolution has room to improve.

    So evolution isn't perfect? Checkmate, evolutionists.


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    #78
    Xivilai
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    If that was a pokemon i'd call it Ratipinochio or Ratiphant


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    #79
    Muise...
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    Noblong wrote: »
    /Eat's cake in front of the wickerman.

    Merry sing cuckoo!


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    #80
    Pherekydes
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    catallus wrote: »
    The twisted words of a Devil-Worshipper if ever I heard them!

    This sentence shows you're a pitiable troll.

    Troglodytarum miserabilis.


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    #81
    conorhal
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    Definative proof that God too has on occasion turned up to work hungover.


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    #82
    jonon9
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    LordChessington wrote: »
    Well, the world isn't billions of years old because science can't prove it. It's much, much newer than that. Even some creatures are newer than the world. Checkmate, atheists.



    So evolution isn't perfect? Checkmate, evolutionists.

    We never said it was perfect, science is always gonna evolve due to discovering more and more and yes we can date things such as the Earth to within a few million years through a system called 'Carbon Dating' Google is your friend there.


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    #83
    conorhal
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    jonon9 wrote: »
    We never said it was perfect, science is always gonna evolve due to discovering more and more and yes we can date things such as the Earth to within a few million years through a system called 'Carbon Dating' Google is your friend there.

    Sombody was dawdling behing when God was handing out the senses of humor that day?


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    #84
    seamus
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    How come this animal isn't mentioned in the Bible? How did it survive the flood? Checkmate, god-fags.


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    #85
    Wossack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,002 ✭✭✭Wossack


    seamus wrote: »
    How come this animal isn't mentioned in the Bible? How did it survive the flood? Checkmate, god-fags.

    uh, its got a snorkel?!

    checkmate heathens!


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    #86
    conorhal
    Registered Users Posts: 6,986 ✭✭✭conorhal


    seamus wrote: »
    How come this animal isn't mentioned in the Bible? How did it survive the flood? Checkmate, god-fags.


    Errrr.... Wouldn't you know it! It's gills fell off just before the photo got taken...


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    #87
    mad muffin
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    Tomatos are fruit.


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    #88
    Duggy747
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    My rabbit got trapped behind the radiator yesterday.

    Therefore, God.


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    #89
    kowloon
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    LordChessington wrote: »
    Anybody have any recipes for cooking one of these?

    I put a stick up 'em and roast. If you're going without the stick you can use the crisp trunk.
    Duggy747 wrote: »
    My rabbit got trapped behind the radiator yesterday.

    Therefore, God.

    "Rabbit" ;)


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    #90
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    And so it came to pass,
    that before the days of Baby Jesus,
    who shall be known as the Best Jesus,
    the big god fella,
    did look down upon the earth,
    late on thursday afternoon before the angelus
    and thought,
    fck it,
    i'll chuck in an elephant rat,
    and give it a snout,
    for the craic.
    whaa..he did sayeth


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    #91
    Mr. CooL ICE
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    jonon9 wrote: »
    We never said it was perfect, science is always gonna evolve due to discovering more and more and yes we can date things such as the Earth to within a few million years through a system called 'Carbon Dating' Google is your friend there.

    So, you expect me to use something that science apparently created (Google) to find something scientific (carbon dating), yet you don't accept that a book created by God is the word of God? Hypocritical atheists...


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