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scumbag spitting?

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  • #52
    dirtyden
    Registered Users Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭dirtyden


    emzolita wrote: »
    haha, no im on the ground floor, the patios are wider than the balconies.

    Thanks, that makes sense to my simple mind now.

    Thoroughly annoying and disgusting thing to have to put up with. Id agree with a previous poster, go up and make a holy show of her in front of her neighbours.


  • #53
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Do you have a committee or board of management that you could make a complaint to?
    Utterly gross behaviour


  • #54
    emzolita
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭emzolita


    funk-you wrote: »
    Before you went out screaming, did you calmly ask her not to do it?

    -Funk

    no in fairness. the first time I realised who it was, I looked up and when I seen her I said loudly back into my friend "i dunno who that was, but they nearly got the baby" she heard me.
    I cant really have a conversation with someone 4 floors up, and she doesnt seem the type to relate reasonably to a calm word with her. never seen her not in her PJ's.

    ah feck it, karma and all that jazz. thanks peeps :)


  • #55
    t1mm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭t1mm


    Take pictures of her spitting, print out loads of them and wallpaper the apartment block with them.


  • #56
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    brick through her front door!


  • #57
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Poor you. That is completely revolting. She sounds like an animal.


  • #58
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    emzolita wrote: »
    no in fairness. the first time I realised who it was, I looked up and when I seen her I said loudly back into my friend "i dunno who that was, but they nearly got the baby" she heard me.
    I cant really have a conversation with someone 4 floors up, and she doesnt seem the type to relate reasonably to a calm word with her. never seen her not in her PJ's.

    ah feck it, karma and all that jazz. thanks peeps :)

    You'd be surprise how often a friendly word, even about something horrible works. Give it a shot. If it goes badly, shove some shit in her letter box.

    -Funk


  • #59
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    tell her to think of spitting before she trys to get up the pole for more drug money, free gaf and no rent


  • #60
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    I'm confused to as how not spitting would make a woman pregnant?

    -Funk


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  • #61
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Go up and throw her off the balcony. You might have a dead scumbag on your patio but at least the spitting will stop.


  • #62
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Hire a good hitman.


  • #63
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Everybody is someone else's scumbag.


  • #64
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,544 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Cedrus wrote: »
    Catch a sample and run a drugs test on it.
    Do a test on it for infectious diseases.

    Spitting is a hygiene issue

    Common Cold
    Flu
    Upper Respiratory Infection
    Viral Meningitis
    Bacterial meningitis
    Mononucleosis
    Epstein-Barr virus
    Cold sores
    Cytomegalovirus
    Molluscum contagiosum
    Hepatitis B
    Chronic Hepatitis B
    Polio
    Herpes Simplex
    Mumps ?
    Tuberculosis
    Streptococcus infections
    And just about every respiratory disease out there.


  • #65
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    as in on er knees instead of in between job


  • #66
    Awkward Customer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭Awkward Customer


    Get a powerwasher and spray her with it every time she spits. She'll soon learn her lesson. Failing that as others sugguested throw her off her balcony.


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  • #67
    Some12
    Registered Users Posts: 146 ✭✭Some12


    Knock on the door....Taser... Once, twice, spit, spit, spit thrice...


  • #68
    The Jammy dodger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 658 ✭✭✭The Jammy dodger


    Buy one of Chrystal swings albums and crank up the volume on the hucklebuck....that'll show her.


  • #69
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • #70
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Collect a few wasps in a jar, connect the jar to a piece of pipe. extend the pipe beneath this neighbours balcony, wait for the spitting, release the wasps. Smoldering coal would work instead of wasps, as would a stink bomb (just make sure the pipe is well sealed at the bottom)


  • #71
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    kick her in the gee box


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  • #72
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    Take a shit in your cupped hands and smear it all over her front door. Then when she come down to complain, punch her in the vagina.


  • #73
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,631 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Is she hot :D


  • #74
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    better still, spit er in her box!


  • #75
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    efb wrote: »
    kick her in the gee box

    No point. OP would only lose her shoe.
    Mickey Dazzler wrote: »
    Take a shit in your cupped hands and smear it all over her front door. Then when she come down to complain, punch her in the vagina.

    See above.


  • #76
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Mickey H wrote: »
    No point. OP would only lose her shoe.



    See above.

    why would the OP have a shoe on her fist?


  • #77
    weemcd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,435 ✭✭✭weemcd


    http://www.thesuperficial.com/miley-cyrus-spitting-loogie-tube-top-05-2012

    Thon Miley Cyrus is a knacker bai


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