scumbag spitting?

emzolita · 16-05-2012 3:53pm #1

any ideas on how to stop the little scumbag 4 floors above me that keeps spitting onto my patio. Screaming at her, going out and angrily glaring at her have failed. I even went out with my friends baby in my arms, to show that a child could have been playing under her balcony, but in the time it took her to smoke one cigarette there, she has just spat about 8/9 times.

UGHHHHH HATE knackers!

Rothko · 16-05-2012 3:54pm

Go up to her apartment and spit on her. That'll show her.

Nothingbetter2d · 16-05-2012 3:55pm

go up and take a sh!t on her doorstep

Pushtrak · 16-05-2012 3:55pm

Blast her with piss. You wouldn't need to ask if you read AH more.

yupya1 · 16-05-2012 3:56pm

Super Soaker and hungover human piss

Mance Rayder · 16-05-2012 3:56pm

Move.

BillyMitchel · 16-05-2012 3:58pm

Go up and wink at here and in a nice soft voice say "swallowing is better"

granturismo · 16-05-2012 3:58pm

Post in Accommodation & Property if you want practical replies.

Otherwise gravity is not your friend for any attempts at revenge.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 16-05-2012 3:59pm

Don't react to the toerag, its only fueling her antics. Maybe if you got in touch with a landlord or somebody to have a word with the lowlife because it does sound like an appalling situation to have to put up with.

antodeco · 16-05-2012 3:59pm

Get one of those high pitched noise generator things!

Nothingbetter2d · 16-05-2012 4:00pm

Pushtrak wrote: »

Blast her with piss. You wouldn't need to ask if you read AH more.

OP needs to blast her with poo.

fasttalkerchat · 16-05-2012 4:01pm

Lie on the patio naked and try and catch it in your mouth. Groan with excitement when she gets a direct hit.
Also this:

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Go up and wink at here and in a nice soft voice say "swallowing is better"

The Snipe · 16-05-2012 4:01pm

Go up and tell your boyfriend to get his cock out of her mouth.

emzolita · 16-05-2012 4:01pm

Pushtrak wrote: »

Blast her with piss. You wouldn't need to ask if you read AH more.

I read AH everyday, and I was optimistic for your sadistic replies. so there!

christmas2012 · 16-05-2012 4:02pm

report her to your local authority,and the gards if it continues..

16-05-2012 4:04pm

shoot a supersoaker back up at her every time she does it

Born to Die · 16-05-2012 4:04pm

christmas2012 wrote: »

report her to your local authority,and the gards if it continues..

Or suggest she gets an internship, it will get her out of the apartment and allow some respite for the poor OP.

IM0 · 16-05-2012 4:05pm

why are you living near scumbags

twistyj · 16-05-2012 4:05pm

Try swap apartments with the person above her then have at it

christmas2012 · 16-05-2012 4:06pm

have her splitting rocks

Born to Die · 16-05-2012 4:06pm

IM0 wrote: »

why are you living near scumbags

They are everywhere!!

Carter P Fly · 16-05-2012 4:06pm

First world problems!

Go up to her apartment and go mental, create a HUGE scene and be completly insane about it. Call them every name under the sun and make sure all the neighbours can hear what youre saying. Basicaly sink to their level.

suicide_circus · 16-05-2012 4:08pm

Contact the management company/landlord/council and complain. It's anti social, unhygienic and you dont have to put up with it. She sounds like a nasty scummy bitch. Take solace in the fact that her life expectancy is shorter than yours.

Nothingbetter2d · 16-05-2012 4:09pm

Born to Die wrote: »

They are everywhere!!

yup ever since the planning crowd brought in the 10% of all housing estates have to be offered to local authorities for social housing the scumbags were spread out

Mance Rayder · 16-05-2012 4:09pm

IM0 wrote: »

why are you living near scumbags

It's hard to avoid them in Dublin, or anywhere for that matter.

Born to Die · 16-05-2012 4:10pm

Would it be wrong to suggest you go up and throw her off the balcony, I am never sure if it is socially acceptable to suggest these actions.

emzolita · 16-05-2012 4:11pm

IM0 wrote: »

why are you living near scumbags

yeah they're everywhere, even if not the stereotypical chavvy types.

DonnaHay · 16-05-2012 4:11pm

This ardent purity has allowed them to access a secret place of great power, where the cultivation of evil proceeds in exponential fashion

emzolita · 16-05-2012 4:14pm

there's a well dressed fella, very well spoken who lives three doors down. He spends his life smoking hash on his patio, and falling asleep on his lovely patio furniture.

makes me more determined to save for me house :P

Btw, im not hanging out the door, waiting on spits to fall, lol. my door is my sitting room door onto the patio, so i sit right at it

emzolita · 16-05-2012 4:18pm

bluewolf wrote: »

shoot a supersoaker back up at her every time she does it

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Go up and wink at here and in a nice soft voice say "swallowing is better"

it

o1s1n · 16-05-2012 4:20pm

Maybe if you stop blowing smoke up to her balcony she'll stop spitting down on yours.

Sounds like quite the place to live!

IM0 · 16-05-2012 4:22pm

errect a gazebo on your patio. then when the top of it is covered in mouth juices just throw it off the balcony and get a new one. Try to make it so it lands on the same patio below you so that you share the problem and make someone suffer as much as you are now

NIMBY!!!!!

Archeron · 16-05-2012 4:22pm

Its raining Phlegm, halleluja.

Gummy Panda · 16-05-2012 4:23pm

run at the scumbag naked bar a pair of white runners and a chainsaw

emzolita · 16-05-2012 4:23pm

o1s1n wrote: »

Maybe if you stop blowing smoke up to her balcony she'll stop spitting down on yours.

Sounds like quite the place to live!

I dont smoke, I meant in one of her cigarettes :P

beertons · 16-05-2012 4:26pm

Pour Zippo lighter fuel under her door. If she spits again........

garysully1986 · 16-05-2012 4:34pm

is there someone living above her?

Ask to use their balcony and spit on her head!!!!

If you dont feel like spitting on her, buy a cheap powder fire extinguisher and put her smoke out next time!

Temptamperu · 16-05-2012 4:36pm

IM0 wrote: »

why are you living near scumbags

They're everywhere!! There coming through the god damn walls!!! Its game over man!!!! its game over!!!!!

F-Stop · 16-05-2012 5:06pm

Video her and put it on youtube

aaronjumper · 16-05-2012 5:22pm

emzolita wrote: »

any ideas on how to stop the little scumbag 4 floors above me that keeps spitting onto my patio. Screaming at her, going out and angrily glaring at her have failed. I even went out with my friends baby in my arms, to show that a child could have been playing under her balcony, but in the time it took her to smoke one cigarette there, she has just spat about 8/9 times.

UGHHHHH HATE knackers!

Lay your patio with plastic, drain it all into a container, throw said container at her with some firework in it and watch the hilarity. Then colour your hair, change your name and move. It's the simplest solution.

Capt'n Midnight · 16-05-2012 5:24pm

Now that you have a sample of her DNA you can leave it at a crime scene.

Owen_S · 16-05-2012 5:25pm

Record the 'scumbag' doing it and shame her on Youtube, shame is the most dreaded thing in Irish society.

Duckworth_Luas · 16-05-2012 5:28pm

Temptamperu wrote: »

They're everywhere!! There coming through the god damn walls!!! Its game over man!!!! its game over!!!!!

They mostly spit at night.....mostly!

aaronjumper · 16-05-2012 5:29pm

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

They mostly spit at night.....mostly!

We should go into orbit and nuke the place. . . just to be sure.

Battered Mars Bar · 16-05-2012 5:52pm

Put out one of them floaty beach things and lie on it in the nip.

dirtyden · 16-05-2012 5:54pm

She gets your balcony from 4 floors above? That sounds pretty impressive. What about the 3 floors in between? Ye should gang up on her and give her a hiding.

Cedrus · 16-05-2012 6:34pm

Catch a sample and run a drugs test on it.

If Positive;
a. Find out who her dealer is and get into the groove
b. Blackmail her
c. Report to the Gardai

If Negative;

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Now that you have a sample of her DNA you can leave it at a crime scene.

Superbus · 16-05-2012 6:38pm

Give her a silver embossed spittoon with her initials on it.

emzolita · 16-05-2012 6:42pm

dirtyden wrote: »

She gets your balcony from 4 floors above? That sounds pretty impressive. What about the 3 floors in between? Ye should gang up on her and give her a hiding.

haha, no im on the ground floor, the patios are wider than the balconies.

funk-you · 16-05-2012 6:52pm

Before you went out screaming, did you calmly ask her not to do it?

-Funk

wexie · 16-05-2012 6:56pm

Born to Die wrote: »

Would it be wrong to suggest you go up and throw her off the balcony, I am never sure if it is socially acceptable to suggest these actions.

I think it's perfectly acceptable to suggest the genepool needs a bit of chlorine.

scumbag spitting?

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