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What Question Have you always asked yourself?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    "Why won't jezza turn off caps lock?"


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    why wasn't I born rich!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Why does my throat hurt? Why must I clean? WHY?


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,093 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Are there any non-slithy toves?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    koneko wrote:
    "Why won't jezza turn off caps lock?"
    cos i dont no. never really thought about it. see they off now. :)
    sorry koneko.
    ohmigo i answered a question!!!
    is this a burger i see before me..haha


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 779 ✭✭✭Flashling


    Are animals left or right handed? Or are they all ambidexterous?

    It's killing me inside.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Beruthiel wrote:
    why wasn't I born rich!?
    ruthie you were cut out to be rich but you were sowed up wrong :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭The Fitz


    can hermaphrodites impreginate themselves?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why, in the name of all that's good and holy, did the Ewoks get an entire cartoon to themselves?


  • Registered Users Posts: 300 ✭✭neoB


    Why in God's name didn't I "apply" myself in school and college? *shakes fist*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    because if you had applied in God's name they'd think you were joking?

    Why is this house so cold?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭The Fitz


    Is god really playing one big game of the sims?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Obviously not. When I get in the shower I don't pixellate. Which is a relief...

    Neither do any of the laidies I spy on, which is nice too.

    Where's the beef?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    The beef is in my fridge, and in the bin.


    Why did my mother buy 22 pans of bread yesterday?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭wayfarer


    Rozabeez wrote:
    Why did my mother buy 22 pans of bread yesterday?
    Because she knows something we dont know.

    Why didn't The Simpsons finish up when it was still funny?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Why do birds appear when they do?


  • Registered Users Posts: 352 ✭✭Egyptian


    why cant i hear the little tiny hairs in my ear growing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 BOULD THADY


    Assuming that there is a God ( big assumption!), can God make an object so heavy that he/she cannot move it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭*Angel*


    Why was I born?

    as in will I do anything significant in life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    *Angel* wrote:
    Why was I born?
    Because one night/day your mummy and daddy decided that they bored/up for it/wanted you?????


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Assuming that there is a God ( big assumption!), can God make an object so heavy that he/she cannot move it?
    yeah my irish teacher


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    whats wrong?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    Ricicles or Frosties?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    Why am I reading this sh!te??


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Why do bananas have a bend in them?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    What will I be like when I grow up?


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,149 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Where'd my pay cheque go?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    *waking up bleary eyed*

    "who the hell is in bed with me?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭grimsbymatt


    *waking up bleary eyed*

    "who the hell is in bed with me?"
    Is it your mum?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Is it your mum?
    nope.


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