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What Question Have you always asked yourself?

  • 02-03-2005 10:21pm
    #1
    The Fitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭


    I for one have always wondered whether i'd rather die hot or cold!


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  • #2
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    why do men have nipples?


  • #3
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Why cant i fly.. :(


  • #4
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    are those my feet?


  • #5
    *adele*
    Registered Users Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    why do i even bother?


  • #6
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    where am i?
    why does all the cars come on the sidethat im tryin to cross and when i finally do get across and want to get back, all the cars are on my side again and the other side is clear? arggggggggghhh


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  • #7
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    what's that smell?
    and also, what would happen if i put the kettle in the microwave on full power indefenatly?


  • #8
    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    fitzer666 wrote:
    I for one have always wondered whether i'd rather die hot or cold!
    An easier one to answer for me was "burn to death or freeze to death". freeze being the clear winner.

    I keep asking myself, "why am I going to college instead of working and getting the hot women and fast internetz? :( "


  • #9
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    wtf?


  • #10
    Spalk0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    wonder what will happen if i rolled this map and smoked it!?


  • #11
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    Spalk0 wrote:
    wonder what will happen if i rolled this map and smoked it!?

    it would be one hell of a trip!

    im asking myself why i got out of bed.


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  • #12
    Kio
    Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    why are people wired?


  • #13
    Stalfos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    When are they coming?


  • #14
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Why cant i find any socks?!


  • #15
    Tranzz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Tranzz


    What's a dikfor?


  • #16
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
    I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
    OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
    IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
    WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
    EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
    WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
    WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
    I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
    OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
    IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
    YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
    LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
    DOOMPADEE DOO
    oompaloompa.jpg


  • #17
    Stalfos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    AlcoholicA wrote:
    OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
    I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
    OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
    IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
    WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
    EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
    WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
    WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
    I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
    OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
    IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
    YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
    LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
    DOOMPADEE DOO
    oompaloompa.jpg

    Where did you get the OOMPA LOOMPA song


  • #18
    memphis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    copied from Dahl's book I'm guessing!!!

    Anyway, what is a man's purpose in this world????


  • #19
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    A man's purpose is to serve women.

    What's a woman's purpose in this world?


  • #20
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    wash dishes........









    joke!!!


  • #21
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    *glares*

    Why is AlcoholicA still alive?


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  • #22
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    because jesus loves me


  • #23
    Kio
    Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    jesus lol haven't heard that in a while


  • #24
    Rossonero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭Rossonero


    How long more?


  • #25
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    why is there no paper?


  • #26
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    i hope u werent talking about toilet paper.......

    where is everyone?


  • #27
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    are we there yet?are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? arewethereyetarewethereyeyarewethereyet............ ARE WE THERE YET


  • #28
    The Fitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭The Fitz


    jezza wrote:
    are we there yet?are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? arewethereyetarewethereyeyarewethereyet............ ARE WE THERE YET
    No, when wil we get there?


  • #29
    The Fitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭The Fitz


    if poland are called poles then why aren't holland called holes?


  • #30
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Its Hotter Than A Chicken On A Hottin Roof Sugggggar.
    Whats Wth That?
    And How Come Their Mother/fathers Day, Valentines Day/st Paddys Day National Vegetable Week, Seachtain Na Gaeilge, National Car Free Day National Blow Your Nose Day But No National No School/stressy Stuff Day? Disgraceful


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  • #31
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Is this a burger I see before me?


  • #32
    koneko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    "Why won't jezza turn off caps lock?"


  • #33
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    why wasn't I born rich!?


  • #34
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Why does my throat hurt? Why must I clean? WHY?


  • #35
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,497 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Are there any non-slithy toves?


  • #36
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    koneko wrote:
    "Why won't jezza turn off caps lock?"
    cos i dont no. never really thought about it. see they off now. :)
    sorry koneko.
    ohmigo i answered a question!!!
    is this a burger i see before me..haha


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  • #37
    Flashling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 779 ✭✭✭Flashling


    Are animals left or right handed? Or are they all ambidexterous?

    It's killing me inside.


  • #38
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Beruthiel wrote:
    why wasn't I born rich!?
    ruthie you were cut out to be rich but you were sowed up wrong :(


  • #39
    The Fitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭The Fitz


    can hermaphrodites impreginate themselves?


  • #40
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why, in the name of all that's good and holy, did the Ewoks get an entire cartoon to themselves?


  • #41
    neoB
    Registered Users Posts: 300 ✭✭neoB


    Why in God's name didn't I "apply" myself in school and college? *shakes fist*


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  • #42
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    because if you had applied in God's name they'd think you were joking?

    Why is this house so cold?


  • #43
    The Fitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭The Fitz


    Is god really playing one big game of the sims?


  • #44
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Obviously not. When I get in the shower I don't pixellate. Which is a relief...

    Neither do any of the laidies I spy on, which is nice too.

    Where's the beef?


  • #45
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    The beef is in my fridge, and in the bin.


    Why did my mother buy 22 pans of bread yesterday?


  • #46
    wayfarer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭wayfarer


    Rozabeez wrote:
    Why did my mother buy 22 pans of bread yesterday?
    Because she knows something we dont know.

    Why didn't The Simpsons finish up when it was still funny?


  • #47
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Why do birds appear when they do?


  • #48
    Egyptian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 352 ✭✭Egyptian


    why cant i hear the little tiny hairs in my ear growing?


  • #49
    BOULD THADY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭BOULD THADY


    Assuming that there is a God ( big assumption!), can God make an object so heavy that he/she cannot move it?


  • #50
    *Angel*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭*Angel*


    Why was I born?

    as in will I do anything significant in life


  • #51
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    *Angel* wrote:
    Why was I born?
    Because one night/day your mummy and daddy decided that they bored/up for it/wanted you?????


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