Which is Worse?

I'm trying to decide on my holiday destination for this year...it's either a week in the luxurys Igloo Inn, located on the summit of the North Pole (near Santa's place), or a week on the Sunny surface of the sun to work on my tan.

But i can't decide, so i decided to take the only action any rational human being would...and by the scientific messurement process of pro's and con's that is the cookoo nest.

So far i have:

The igloo inn:
(Pro's)

It is very Luxurys.

It has nice ice'y floors.

My ice-cream wont melt.

I wont have to worry about "oh no, did my fridge explode".

I might bump into Mrs.Clause .....the slut.

(Con's)

If i smile my teeth will shatter (FACT!).

I will get frost bite.

Parts of my body will fall off (some of which i may want to keep...especially if i bump into Mrs.Clause).

I'll have to rent a snow buggy.

I'll have to buy several layers of clothing.

It's minus 500 degrees celicius.

The Sunny Surface of The Sun:
(Pro's)

I will get a nice tan for approximatly one millionith of a second before i spontaniously combust.

I will have gone where no man has ever gone before.

I'll get to travel through space (i'll let you know if i bump into Stephen Hawkins).

I will die a painless death (if you consider your skin sizzleing off your face and dripping down into your now ash's that used to be your hands painless).

(Con's)

Ill have to buy Sun Screen and Sun Glasses.

It is not humanly possible to get there.

There isn't any sutable accomidation.

I will be unable to keep my cocktail at a reasonable and refreshing temprature because the ice cubes will keep melting.

I will spontanously combust.

It's over 1,000,000,000,000 degress celcius.

Hmmm....is it better to be to cold or to warm?