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Best compliment you have ever received?

  • 18-02-2012 11:51pm
    #1
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭


    So boardsies, just wondering what is the best compliment you have gotten?
    Does it count if you think the person 'may' have been lying???
    Mine was from a beautician. I had had a, erm, lets say, 'extremly intimate' treatment done which involved her being very close to places people arent usually. The next day i returned to the same girl where i had a spray tan which i was completly naked.
    This girl had literaly seen me all over (and practically inside out) head to toe and front to back.....
    When i was paying we were chatting away and i said something bout one of the kids and she said 'what, do you have kids???'
    I have three and always thought i looked like a haggard awl one but had a little spring in my step walking out:)
    oh, and no need for pics etc etc. Dont be predictable now....
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  • #2
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    So boardsies, just wondering what is the best compliment you have gotten?
    Does it count if you think the person 'may' have been lying???
    Mine was from a beautician. I had had a, erm, lets say, 'extremly intimate' treatment done which involved her being very close to places people arent usually. The next day i returned to the same girl where i had a spray tan which i was completly naked.
    This girl had literaly seen me all over (and practically inside out) head to toe and front to back.....
    When i was paying we were chatting away and i said something bout one of the kids and she said 'what, do you have kids???'
    I have three and always thought i looked like a haggard awl one but had a little spring in my step walking out:)
    oh, and no need for pics etc etc. Dont be predictable now....


    How was your back, crack and snatch wax?


  • #3
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    "Jasus, you're not half the bollix everyone says you are when you get to know you"


  • #4
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    How was your back, crack and snatch wax?

    em, nice?


  • #5
    CrackisWhack
    Registered Users Posts: 852 ✭✭✭CrackisWhack


    Is it still considered a compliment if the person starts laughing afterwards?


  • #6
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    CrackisWhack wrote: »
    Is it still considered a compliment if the person starts laughing afterwards?

    probably not....especially if they are trying to surpress the laugh!


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  • #7
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    I've been told I have a massive knob :cool:





    Or I am a massive knob

    It might have been the latter actually now that I think about it


  • #8
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    I'm usually met with volleys of punches and verbal abuse


  • #9
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    That was... better than expected


  • #10
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    So boardsies, just wondering what is the best compliment you have gotten?
    Does it count if you think the person 'may' have been lying???
    Mine was from a beautician. I had had a, erm, lets say, 'extremly intimate' treatment done which involved her being very close to places people arent usually. The next day i returned to the same girl where i had a spray tan which i was completly naked.
    This girl had literaly seen me all over (and practically inside out) head to toe and front to back.....
    When i was paying we were chatting away and i said something bout one of the kids and she said 'what, do you have kids???'
    I have three and always thought i looked like a haggard awl one but had a little spring in my step walking out:)
    oh, and no need for pics etc etc. Dont be predictable now....
    Sounds more like a gynaecologist than a beautitian.


  • #11
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    A beautician told me I had lovely long eyelashes so I punched her in the face.


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  • #12
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    that im the nicest person, apparrantly :confused:, have the best boobs, and give the best, ahem, something ;)

    the best compliments to me anyway!


  • #13
    sarah88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 502 ✭✭✭sarah88


    that i look like charlie sheen's ex denise richards, I only took it as a complement after i googled, id never heard of the woman before that


  • #14
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    that im the nicest person, apparrantly :confused:, have the best boobs, and give the best, ahem, something ;)

    the best compliments to me anyway!

    Sounds great.The boobs bit especially


  • #15
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Sounds more like a gynaecologist than a beautitian.

    Making said compliment a public Cervix announcement


  • #16
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    that im the nicest person, apparrantly :confused:, have the best boobs, and give the best, ahem, something ;)

    the best compliments to me anyway!

    pics of boobs please....:)


  • #17
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    that im the nicest person, apparrantly :confused:, have the best boobs, and give the best, ahem, something ;)

    the best compliments to me anyway!
    How romantic.


  • #18
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    sarah88 wrote: »
    that i look like charlie sheen's ex denise richards, I only took it as a complement after i googled, id never heard of the woman before that

    giggity


  • #19
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Best backhand compliment I got was "you have lost soooooo much weight", meanwhile I didn't realise at the time I had 'soooooo much weight' to lose!! :eek:


  • #20
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    that im the nicest person, apparrantly :confused:, have the best boobs, and give the best, ahem, something ;)

    the best compliments to me anyway!
    Yes im sure you come across as very nice with your jugs out gobblin away.


  • #21
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    pics of boobs please....:)


    pm sent hehe ;):D


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  • #22
    CrackisWhack
    Registered Users Posts: 852 ✭✭✭CrackisWhack


    sarah88 wrote: »
    that i look like charlie sheen's ex denise richards, I only took it as a complement after i googled, id never heard of the woman before that


    LOL, the things lads will say when they're trying to.................


  • #23
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    "2 eggs in a hanky" :pac:


  • #24
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    pm sent hehe ;):D

    i think thats the first time i used the word..
    PWHOOOORRR. Didnt think you would be so naked in the photo ;)
    defo BEST boobs EVER.


  • #25
    sarah88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 502 ✭✭✭sarah88


    CrackisWhack wrote: »
    LOL, the things lads will say when they're trying to.................

    ha was actually a random woman....


  • #26
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    I know, Candy-gal has a serious rack on her. Cracking bird. Nice personality as well. One in a million she is.


  • #27
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    A girl, who was a very good friend, told me I was the only person she could talk to the way she was able to speak to her late father. Fairly humbled me


  • #28
    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    Two years ago, I was 27 years old, when some old hag I worked with for 6 years asked me when will I be 21? Meaning I must have been 20. Which also meant I must have started work at 14 years old. Starting work at 14 was probably ok in her days but not now. Most people finish school at 17 or 18. Some simple maths 17+6, I should be at least 23.

    I was insulted.

    But I do get people I dont know tell me I look 24. I hope I get the same compliment at 40.


  • #29
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Pottler wrote: »
    I know, Candy-gal has a serious rack on her. Cracking bird. Nice personality as well. One in a million she is.
    Alright Candy Gal, we believe you, no need to shill your own tits ffs. :pac:


  • #30
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Way to steal Jockeyboards thread candygals tits.


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  • #31
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    JockeyBoards thread cant hold a candle to Candygals endowments. Everyone knows that. Epic they are.


  • #32
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    I was told I have eyes 'Like chocolate. Dark and sweet'.

    :)


  • #33
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Giselle wrote: »
    I was told I have eyes 'Like chocolate. Dark and sweet'.

    :)
    Dark chocolate might give ya the runs if you have too much.


  • #34
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    pm sent hehe ;):D
    Pottler wrote: »
    JockeyBoards thread cant hold a candle to Candygals endowments. Everyone knows that. Epic they are.

    ok i will have to post pics....


  • #35
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Dark chocolate might give ya the runs if you have too much.

    Mock all you like, it made me happy and you're not ruining it for me. :(

    At least he didn't say they were the colour of the runs...


  • #36
    mikeystipey
    Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭mikeystipey


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    So boardsies, just wondering what is the best compliment you have gotten?
    Does it count if you think the person 'may' have been lying???
    Mine was from a beautician. I had had a, erm, lets say, 'extremly intimate' treatment done which involved her being very close to places people arent usually. The next day i returned to the same girl where i had a spray tan which i was completly naked.
    This girl had literaly seen me all over (and practically inside out) head to toe and front to back.....
    When i was paying we were chatting away and i said something bout one of the kids and she said 'what, do you have kids??? Didn't think anyone would go near you.'
    I have three and always thought i looked like a haggard awl one but had a little spring in my step walking out:)
    oh, and no need for pics etc etc. Dont be predictable now....

    FYP;)


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  • #37
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    (.)(.)


  • #38
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    mikeystipey wrote: »
    FYP;)

    /cries myself to sleep


  • #39
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    A friend of mine was called a fine heifer of a woman once.

    Needless to say, we're still laughing.


  • #40
    mikeystipey
    Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭mikeystipey


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    /cries myself to sleep

    No wait I wasn't finished 'what, do you have kids??? Didn't think anyone would go near you. For fear of being rejected by such a beautiful woman like' :)


  • #41
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Mikey, Jockeyboard is not called Jockeyboard for nothing - very fussy who they board, them Jockeys. Good ride, or no go pal.:)


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  • #42
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    A teenager I'd taught English to for about a week told me I was the best teacher he'd ever had. I couldn't put too much stock in it due to the short length of time we'd had, but it was still lovely to hear, and he was a pretty cool, very smart kid too.
    I also got a postcard from the female half of a group of Italian teenagers I'd taught for a couple of weeks (the group was a mixed one, but the postcard was just from the girls) thanking me for teaching them and saying they missed me.
    I'd been paired with a female teacher who didn't get a postcard (except for the one addressed to both of us from the whole group) so that made it a little sweeter :). And slightly creepy! Just slightly though...:p

    I've had a few disinterested parties comment favourably on my eyes.
    An ex also once told me she wished she had my eyelashes. She insisted it was a compliment, but I was never truly convinced.

    Also, someone here once quoted one of my posts and said "+1." It brought a lump to my throat...


  • #43
    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger


    Your have a class face


  • #44
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    "You rocked my world"
    Im still convinced theyre lying -_-


  • #45
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    (.)(.)

    (-(-(-(-.-)-)-)-)
    Triads are watching your tits


  • #46
    annascott
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭annascott


    ...that I don't look Irish...


  • #47
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    That I could make someone cum just by talking, I still try to imagine that working someday.


  • #48
    Greentopia
    Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    So boardsies, just wondering what is the best compliment you have gotten?
    Does it count if you think the person 'may' have been lying???
    Mine was from a beautician. I had had a, erm, lets say, 'extremly intimate' treatment done which involved her being very close to places people arent usually. The next day i returned to the same girl where i had a spray tan which i was completly naked.
    This girl had literaly seen me all over (and practically inside out) head to toe and front to back.....
    When i was paying we were chatting away and i said something bout one of the kids and she said 'what, do you have kids???'
    I have three and always thought i looked like a haggard awl one but had a little spring in my step walking out:)
    oh, and no need for pics etc etc. Dont be predictable now....

    The greatest compliment you ever had was that your vagina didn't look like as loose as a stuffed chicken's arse? I'd be asking for my money back OP.


  • #49
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Babybuff wrote: »
    That I could make someone cum just by talking, I still try to imagine that working someday.

    I can do that.

    "Hey you! Come here for a second!" :pac:


  • #50
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    "You make me happier than ever thought I could be" :)

    Also" Best sex/oral/boobs ever". Pride!


  • #51
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I can do that.

    "Hey you! Come here for a second!" :pac:
    took me a while to figure out what they were on about tbf, I thought they meant to physically talk into/at particular body parts or something I was drunk though so maybe that was it


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