Keith Richards (old guy in rolling stones rock band) snorted his dads ashes!

mike65 · 03-04-2007 6:57pm #1

Just heard this read out on bbc fivelive! Its in an interview in the next issue of NME.

The Skeletal One grinded dad up with some blow and snorted it.

Rock and Roll.

Mike.

county · 03-04-2007 6:59pm

what a fruit cake

03-04-2007 7:09pm

Wow.How long ago was that?:eek:

connundrum · 03-04-2007 7:13pm

Should have put it in yoghurt tbh

mike65 · 03-04-2007 7:14pm

Bert passed on in 2002 I think! :eek:

Mike.

03-04-2007 7:15pm

Wow thats crzy.I am actually surprised that Keith is still alive with all the crap he has done over the years!

besty · 03-04-2007 7:19pm

Wtf!

fillmore jive · 03-04-2007 7:20pm

i knew he was bad, but seriously.... that's very odd.

Ruu_Old · 03-04-2007 7:22pm

Mad stuff. I think they may have left out some of his brain when it was operated on a few months ago after he fell out that coconut tree.

Nevyn · 03-04-2007 9:09pm

What is so unusual about that ?
There are plenty of tribes and faces were consuming a dead relative or some of their ashes is considered normal, traditional and keep the memoery and the spirit of the person with the family and tribe.
Usually it is bread or porriage that is made with some of the ashes and eaten.

Chucky the tree · 03-04-2007 9:16pm

Thaedydal wrote:

What is so unusual about that ?
There are plenty of tribes and faces were consuming a dead relative or some of their ashes is considered normal, traditional and keep the memoery and the spirit of the person with the family and tribe.
Usually it is bread or porriage that is made with some of the ashes and eaten.

And some places in the deep south think its acceptable to **** our own sister.

think thats normal?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 03-04-2007 9:20pm

it is in the deep south

if keith wants to shove his father up his nose, that's fine with me.. too much ground space being used to store meat .. just burn all the ****ers

03-04-2007 9:44pm

Is it true that if he stops doing drugs he might die?

David Michael · 03-04-2007 10:02pm

You should read "The Dirt" which is a bio about Motley Crue.

I fail to understand how any of the 70 & 80's Rock/etc band members are still alive never mind that lot. Pure madness. OD? Sure escape from hospital, hitch a life home with some fans vowing to get clean, and shoot up and almost od again for good measure!

It is a very good and easy/funny/unreal read by the way.

Seriously ... they should ALL be dead.

phantom_lord · 03-04-2007 10:04pm

ewwwww....

Karl Hungus · 03-04-2007 10:04pm

"Rolling Stones Rock Band"?

As opposed to Rolling Stones Insurance Brokers?

I'm not sure that many people would be getting confused about who the Rolling Stones are. They're makers of fine evening wear, right? No, wait, Rolling Stones Wine, right?

Feral Mutant · 03-04-2007 10:17pm

To be fair, who among us can honestly say we've never indulged in a snort of the ashes of Keith Richards' Dad?

Winters · 03-04-2007 10:35pm

I laughed a lot when I read that.

mike65 · 03-04-2007 10:42pm

Karl Hungus wrote:

"Rolling Stones Rock Band"?

As opposed to Rolling Stones Insurance Brokers?

I'm not sure that many people would be getting confused about who the Rolling Stones are. They're makers of fine evening wear, right? No, wait, Rolling Stones Wine, right?

Sometimes its impossible to convey a joke in written form. ie Stones are so irrelavent in 2007 I thought I should help the youngsters out!

Mike.

ps Rolling Stones Insurance Brokers? Don't tell me Mick Jagg€r has'nt considered it.

Karl Hungus · 03-04-2007 10:44pm

Or is that Rolling Stones, the Dutch publisher of popular children's literature?

Karl Hungus · 03-04-2007 10:47pm

mike65 wrote:

Sometimes its impossible to convey a joke in written form. ie Stones are so irrelavent in 2007 I thought I should help the youngsters out!

Mike.

ps Rolling Stones Insurance Brokers? Don't tell me Mick Jagg€r has'nt considered it.

In fairness, if you didn't know who the Rolling Stones were in the first place, would you really care who Keith Richards is, other than some crazy dude who snorted his dad's ashes?

Karl Hungus · 03-04-2007 10:54pm

By the way... DO NOT **** WITH KEITH RICHARDS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyK0y02HvVc

stepbar · 03-04-2007 11:38pm

The reason why Keith is still alive is because he smoked pure cocaine. But he's still crazy TBH

brianthebard · 04-04-2007 12:00am

mike65 wrote:

Sometimes its impossible to convey a joke in written form. ie Stones are so irrelavent in 2007 I thought I should help the youngsters out!

Let the little feckers google it, you can find anything out on the net in thirty seconds if you are interested.

DaBreno · 04-04-2007 12:15am

sort of puts the "antics" of Shane from Boyzone and other Emos into perspective.

Thats seriously hardcore dude!

biko · 04-04-2007 2:56am

Fair play old rocker

1huge1 · 04-04-2007 4:14am

Deleted User wrote:

Is it true that if he stops doing drugs he might die?

He better stay on them if thats the case becuase I got tickets for them at slane

humanji · 04-04-2007 10:20am

In his defence though, he was off his tits at the time. No doubt he saw powder and thought it was some of his stash he'd forgotten about.

Drugs must have some sort of longevity power to them. With the likes of the Stones, Motley Crue and Aerosmith, there's no reason why they should be alive. Should we all go crazy on drugs and live forever? I'm willing to give it a shot (purely in the interests of science!).

Tha Gopher · 04-04-2007 11:08am

Thaedydal wrote:

What is so unusual about that ?
There are plenty of tribes and faces were consuming a dead relative or some of their ashes is considered normal, traditional and keep the memoery and the spirit of the person with the family and tribe.
Usually it is bread or porriage that is made with some of the ashes and eaten.

You cannot seriously think this belongs in the real world. The Celts used to make human sacrifices of virgin womenj didnt they? Normal? Right so

*heads to the local girls secondary with chloroform and an axe*

Keith is off his nut anyway

Sinfonia · 04-04-2007 12:15pm

Feral Mutant wrote:

To be fair, who among us can honestly say we've never indulged in a snort of the ashes of Keith Richards' Dad?

lmao

when i die, i'm donating my ashes to science

humanji · 04-04-2007 12:54pm

Donate them to Keith. They'll be properly used then!

Keith Richards (old guy in rolling stones rock band) snorted his dads ashes!

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