Best feeling ever

davyjose · 23-12-2008 12:49am #1

When you assume you're out of beer, but you find one last can lurking around the back of the fridge.

When you get away with something that you really thought was going to fùck your life up.

When you actually are going to have sex, and it's not a drill, or a ruse to trick you out of/into something.

Karoma · 23-12-2008 12:51am

When you wake with a start, thinking you're late for school/work and realise "NO ****ING WORK/SCHOOL TODAY"

FlutterinBantam · 23-12-2008 12:51am

I could say something but I can't:mad:

Pj! · 23-12-2008 12:52am

sex

Kiera · 23-12-2008 12:52am

Apparently a sexwee is the best feeling ever?

jaffa20 · 23-12-2008 12:53am

when you win the lotto

Omnipresence · 23-12-2008 12:53am

Karoma wrote: »

When you wake with a start, thinking you're late for school/work and realise "NO ****ING WORK/SCHOOL TODAY"

Or similarly that you wake in a cold sweat thinking about that exam you have to do that you have not studied for.... but realise you finished school ... years ago

Ruu_Old · 23-12-2008 12:53am

Finding a few bob in a pair of old trousers/jacket/other clothing item when looking through washing.

Mint Sauce · 23-12-2008 12:57am

aloleary wrote: »

Or similarly that you wake in a cold sweat thinking about that exam you have to do that you have not studied for.... but realise you finished school ... years ago

i still get that, i dream of an assignment that i have to finish, or hand it, or even one that i didn't hand in, then i wake up, and reliase that i left college years ago, and passed

[Jackass] · 23-12-2008 12:57am

Got to be banging a hotty. Nothing can top it.

But I'd imagine winning the lotto is up there and getting married or having a kid and sh*t, but I can't comment on them yet.

But mostly just banging a hotty.

IvaBigWun · 23-12-2008 12:59am

Kiera wrote: »

Apparently a sexwee is the best feeling ever?

Im afraid to ask.

Sharpshooter · 23-12-2008 12:59am

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I could say something but I can't:mad:

Sh*t ! don't you just hate when that happens.:(:D

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 23-12-2008 1:01am

Kiera wrote: »

Apparently a sexwee is the best feeling ever?

A what??? you wee during sex??? Ah kiera...

Sneezing, sex and the friday feeling

InkSlinger67 · 23-12-2008 1:16am

A few months ago 90% of my body surface area suffered 2nd degree burns in a horrible accident involving spilled petrol, a blow-up doll and some nasty static electricity.

These days I need to be covered with vaseline from head to toe by some lovely female nursing staff every 48 hours.

I would have to nominate my greasings as the best feeling in the world ever!

Mimikyu · 23-12-2008 1:16am

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marko91 · 23-12-2008 1:19am

Kiera wrote: »

Apparently a sexwee is the best feeling ever?

sexwee hahaha:D

JohnCleary · 23-12-2008 1:19am

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

A few months ago 90% of my body surface area suffered 2nd degree burns in a horrible accident involving spilled petrol, a blow-up doll and some nasty static electricity.

These days I need to be covered with vaseline from head to toe by some lovely female nursing staff every 48 hours.

I would have to nominate my greasings as the best feeling in the world ever!

You were riding a blow-up doll in your swimming pool after accidently filling the pool up with petrol instead of water?

Photi · 23-12-2008 1:22am

Writing in pen on the sole of your slipper.

The Bollox · 23-12-2008 1:28am

the fantastic sense of relief you get for a second or two after scratching an itchy part on the sole of your foot

Kinetic^ · 23-12-2008 1:31am

Waking up (from a nightmare, not a dream) and realising you're not actually from Cork.

Senna · 23-12-2008 1:49am

Every so often the boss asks you a question, and there's that moment when s/he might ask a follow-up and you'll be exposed as not having done something/done it wrong/don't know what's going on, etc.

davyjose · 23-12-2008 1:52am

:pac:

Senna wrote: »

Every so often the boss asks you a question, and there's that moment when s/he might ask a follow-up and you'll be exposed as not having done something/done it wrong/don't know what's going on, etc.

I prefer just after that; when you've just gotten away with it.

stepbar · 23-12-2008 1:53am

Still having a job.....

nobodythere · 23-12-2008 1:56am

When you buy a chocolate bar, forget about it, then find it later in your pocket.

Terry · 23-12-2008 1:56am

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I could say something but I can't:mad:

Go ahead.

The first cigarette of the day.

Donny5 · 23-12-2008 1:57am

When you're running a half marathon, and you were late to the start, and the queues at the the portaloos were massive, so you didn't get your pre-race dump done, and 6 miles in, you feel like you're going to explode.

Then you realise I'm an athlete! I don't need to stop for a ****e!

Hogzy · 23-12-2008 1:58am

grasshopa wrote: »

When you buy a chocolate bar, forget about it, then find it later in your pocket.

Even better if its money!!!

stepbar · 23-12-2008 1:59am

Donny5 wrote: »

When you're running a half marathon, and you were late to the start, and the queues at the the portaloos were massive, so you didn't get your pre-race dump done, and 6 miles in, you feel like you're going to explode.

Then you realise I'm an athlete! I don't need to stop for a ****e!

That's classic. I think the marathon was the least of his problems TBH.

Donny5 · 23-12-2008 2:00am

stepbar wrote: »

That's classic. I think the marathon was the least of his problems TBH.

Yeah... his problems...

Shacklebolt · 23-12-2008 2:12am

When some song you havnt heard in years is on the radio.

biko · 23-12-2008 2:17am

When you realise someone you have a crush on also has a crush on you.

Fizman · 23-12-2008 2:19am

The best feeling in the world.....is probably the complete opposite to this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSvTDdSv-g4

Dudess · 23-12-2008 2:23am

Sex with someone you're in love with - nothing even comes close.

But yeah, that nightmare of having loads of assignments/exams and then realising you finished school years ago is awesome! I regularly have that dream.

Fizman · 23-12-2008 2:24am

Dudess wrote: »

Sex with someone you're in love with - nothing even comes close.

That post was sprinkled with a dash of parmesan! :pac:

RoMiLe · 23-12-2008 2:30am

Coming

TG001 · 23-12-2008 2:38am

When you wake and think its time to get up but you look at the time and see you'v another few hours left.. Beautiful:D:D

Dudess · 23-12-2008 2:42am

Better again, when you think you've to get up early but then you remember you're actually off...

Fizman · 23-12-2008 2:43am

I have to admit, I love making a woman climax.

Especially using only my mind-bullets.

RoMiLe · 23-12-2008 2:44am

Fizman wrote: »

Especially using only my mind-bullets.

That's telekenesis Kyle!

slipss · 23-12-2008 3:05am

aloleary wrote: »

Or similarly that you wake in a cold sweat thinking about that exam you have to do that you have not studied for.... but realise you finished school ... years ago

Heh happened to me a couple af days ago, woke up thinking I'd skipped mathes class everyday of fifth and sixth year and this morning was my mathes leaving cert exam. Took about twenty minutes till I realised I'd just been dreaming.

RadioGaGa · 23-12-2008 3:09am

Nowt can beat a good auld scratch on the leg or back.

BenGunn · 23-12-2008 3:46am

getting post

The_B_Man · 23-12-2008 3:49am

I got a good feeling when i was 16. It was down behind the bushes behind the fire station off some ginger one. That was my best feeling ever.

bUILDERtHEbOB · 23-12-2008 4:29am

Gambling.

Kold · 23-12-2008 4:34am

Coming up on MDMA.

Flipz4Rollz · 23-12-2008 4:50am

When you have a dream that your just about to die and you wake up just before you fall

Sharpshooter · 23-12-2008 8:40am

RoMiLe wrote: »

Coming

Cum again?

Darragh29 · 23-12-2008 8:49am

When your away on a lads week in Lanzarote and you're in the sea cooling down with the gang, and you have a p*ss in the water beside one of them and gently inch away!

bealbocht · 23-12-2008 11:45am

Photi wrote: »

Writing in pen on the sole of your slipper.

"There is nothing better in life, than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro, on a saturday night instead of going the pub"

Half Man Half Bisciut : Back in the DHSS

Now there's an album I still have to get on CD ,

Nice one !!!

For me,

Dowing a couple of mighty pints of stout and having an ocean full of guinness in your belly... ( before things get hazy... although mostly that too)

Being in a job, where things are really ****, and knowing that one way or the other , you are going to leave by the end of the week, new job or not, when the boss comes up to you, and tells you that you are being made redundant... with reduandancy pay !!!

Dudess · 23-12-2008 11:50am

bealbocht wrote: »

Half Man Half Bisciut : Back in the DHSS

Now there's an album I still have to get on CD

Kudos sir!

Best feeling ever

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