Do women get p*ss shivers?

InkSlinger67 · 22-12-2008 8:34pm #1

At this time of year, due to the cold weather and the volume of liquid consumption, men are prone to a lot of piss shivers. I was just wondering is the piss shiver something confined to the realm of the male of the species or do women jolt like a stroke victim too when expelling bodily fluids?

helimachoptor · 22-12-2008 8:35pm

Its taken a while but.. best thread of the year!

Borneo Fnctn · 22-12-2008 8:35pm

What are piss shivers?

Ass · 22-12-2008 8:38pm

jackpalance wrote: »

What are piss shivers?

I too have no idea what the piss shivers are.

murfie · 22-12-2008 8:40pm

HA! very good. I second best thread of the year! :pac:

Ghost Train · 22-12-2008 8:40pm

Hate to say it, but shouldn't you be asking Yore Ma??

Holsten · 22-12-2008 8:41pm

When you get a shiver down your spine after a nice long piss.

g.quagmire · 22-12-2008 8:42pm

jackpalance wrote: »

What are piss shivers?

You must be female the OP described it perfectly and its fairly self explanatory.

implausible · 22-12-2008 8:42pm

seeing as I am female and I don't know what a piss shiver is, I think we can conclude that this girl doesn't get them. Or perhaps I'm missing a gene...

Innervision · 22-12-2008 8:44pm

I'm female and have no idea what a piss shiver is either!!

Rockee · 22-12-2008 8:45pm

helimachoptor wrote: »

Its taken a while but.. best thread of the year!

I'll second that. I dont mind the p1ss shivers actually!

RoundyMooney · 22-12-2008 8:45pm

I know a girl or two who did.

One in particular was prone to shivers at a certain other time too, so maybe there's a link.

Maybe it's because more men piss outdoors?

Berty · 22-12-2008 8:46pm

Its just one of the many things a man can do that a woman cannot.

The only pain I can get during a p*ss is during it if I squeeze my penis to stop it. I can only squezze for so long until the pain is so unbearable.

Supercell · 22-12-2008 8:47pm

I get piss tears during an especially awaited fountain of relief?

mardybumbum · 22-12-2008 8:47pm

Im male and I have no idea what a piss shiver is! :eek:
Am I missing out here?

arse..biscuits · 22-12-2008 8:48pm

I love piss shivers, never had a name for them tho. Always make me laugh when I'm drunk

Shacklebolt · 22-12-2008 8:49pm

mardybumbum wrote: »

Im male and I have no idea what a piss shiver is! :eek:
Am I missing out here?

Yes its a life-affirming experience.

InkSlinger67 · 22-12-2008 8:49pm

When you pee, heat leaves the body and, to make up the heat, the body jerks sharply to warm itself up.

This has been known to lead to piss landing on the seat due to the body uncontrollably shivering and the penis waving from side to side in whip-like fashion that, in my case, would put Indiana Jones to shame.

Rockee · 22-12-2008 8:50pm

mardybumbum wrote: »

Im male and I have no idea what a piss shiver is! :eek:
Am I missing out here?

Big time.

mardybumbum · 22-12-2008 8:51pm

Well I tend to only go to the bathroom in an actual bathroom. Perhaps these "piss shivers" only occur in the frosty outdoors?

seanybiker · 22-12-2008 8:53pm

ha ha piss shivers are funny

g.quagmire · 22-12-2008 8:53pm

mardybumbum wrote: »

Im male and I have no idea what a piss shiver is! :eek:
Am I missing out here?

Yes! did you never go gattin down the bush tavern in your teens?

[Jackass] · 22-12-2008 8:55pm

No, no, no...let's not get confused here. P*ss shivers can happen in an indoor cozy room. It's not mainly the cold that causes it, but the "shiver down your spine" as you wrap up your p!ss is quite nice I think.

Funny thread cause I got one today....a delayed one in work. I had finished my p*ss and made the 30 second stroll back to my desk and sat down when *BAM* p*ss shiver down my back, and it was a big-un', I did at least 4 Elvis shoulders.

EDIT

See this video. Exibit A of a "P*ss Shiver" - on 45 seconds in, he does the shiver.

mardybumbum · 22-12-2008 8:57pm

Well I must give it a lash (excuse the pun) on one of the nights out!
Watch out for the yellow snow in castlebar!:rolleyes:

Shacklebolt · 22-12-2008 9:00pm

mardybumbum wrote: »

Well I must give it a lash (excuse the pun) on one of the nights out!
Watch out for the yellow snow in castlebar!:rolleyes:

Watch out for the hundreds of perverts at the lake

InkSlinger67 · 22-12-2008 9:01pm

[Jackass] wrote: »

I did at least 4 Elvis shoulders.

From now on, the piss shiver shall be measured in units known as Elvis Shoulders!

Classic! :pac:

mardybumbum · 22-12-2008 9:07pm

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Watch out for the hundreds of perverts at the lake

Its not the perverts you need to watch out for.
Id be far more worried wondering if the editor of certain rag was on the prowl with his camera.
Keep an eye out for a photo of me midstream in next weeks echo!

Shacklebolt · 22-12-2008 9:14pm

mardybumbum wrote: »

Its not the perverts you need to watch out for.
Id be far more worried wondering if the editor of certain rag was on the prowl with his camera.
Keep an eye out for a photo of me midstream in next weeks echo!

Did you see his photos of people in their trunks at a beach in Erris? Hes a stalker!

'This man believes it is acceptable to have sex with teen boys'

You dont say :pac:

deleriumtremens · 22-12-2008 9:17pm

You cant quite beat pissing out in the garden after a good night out!
Staring into the starry sky, letting flow your stream onto the dewy grass, topped off with the fresh air and immense sense of relief after holding it in for the length of that uncomfortable taxi journey home. You finish up and as you compose your dizzy-drunk head, do a little shiver.
Brilliant!!!!!

dr.bollocko · 22-12-2008 9:23pm

Fantastic.

deleriumtremens wrote: »

You cant quite beat pissing out in the garden after a good night out!
Staring into the starry sky, letting flow your stream onto the dewy grass, topped off with the fresh air and immense sense of relief after holding it in for the length of that uncomfortable taxi journey home. You finish up and as you compose your dizzy-drunk head, do a little shiver.
Brilliant!!!!!

That's just poetry man.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-12-2008 9:25pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

That's just poetry man.

Accurate too.

Kiera · 22-12-2008 9:29pm

I can honsetly say i have never had a piss shiver. What a very odd thing to happen.

Wurly · 22-12-2008 9:29pm

RoundyMooney wrote: »

I know a girl or two who did.

One in particular was prone to shivers at a certain other time too, so maybe there's a link.

When she saw you lurking in the bushes outside her house? Yeah, that'd do it. Probably pissed herself as well with the fright.

mardybumbum · 22-12-2008 9:33pm

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Did you see his photos of people in their trunks at a beach in Erris? Hes a stalker!

'This man believes it is acceptable to have sex with teen boys'

You dont say :pac:

Im afraid I didnt see that! I have refused to pick up that paper since his pathetic attempt to gain the identities of the posters on castlebar.ie.
I know its not going to effect the papers distribution figures drastically but thats just me being a stubborn cnut!

Anyhow, you all have a merry christmas and may many a piss shiver be had by all!

Steve · 22-12-2008 9:34pm

I got a piss shiver from reading this!

Epic thread.:D

In case any of the wimminz are still wondering, it's a cross between a sneeze and an orgasm that travels up your back at the end of a piss, quite pleasant actually...

Kiera · 22-12-2008 9:37pm

How would one go about getting a piss shiver?

Steve · 22-12-2008 9:39pm

Kiera wrote: »

How would one go about getting a piss shiver?

I can think of many answers to that but I'd get banned for suggesting them....:D

dr.bollocko · 22-12-2008 9:40pm

Kiera wrote: »

How would one go about getting a piss shiver?

Open the freezer door and leave it open for 2 hours.

Knock the bloody thing over.

Pee in the freezer.

Repeat until shivering.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-12-2008 9:42pm

Kiera wrote: »

How would one go about getting a piss shiver?

Get really drunk and piss outside. Preferably somewhere you can enjoy it without fear of getting caught i.e outside your own home.

kraggy · 22-12-2008 9:43pm

g.quagmire wrote: »

You must be female the OP described it perfectly and its fairly self explanatory.

I'm male and I have no clue what piss shivers are. Never experienced them, never heard of them.

Kiera · 22-12-2008 9:47pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Open the freezer door and leave it open for 2 hours.

Knock the bloody thing over.

Pee in the freezer.

Repeat until shivering.

Lorelei Sparse Scoreboard wrote: »

Get really drunk and piss outside. Preferably somewhere you can enjoy it without fear of getting caught i.e outside your own home.

Ok so there's no way of doing it without being gross then? Pfffft@Lorelei Sparse Scoreboard, pissing on my own doorstep? Isnt the term shitting?

Local-womanizer · 22-12-2008 9:48pm

Lorelei Sparse Scoreboard wrote: »

Get really drunk and piss outside. Preferably somewhere you can enjoy it without fear of getting caught i.e outside your own home.

The fear makes it 10 times better for me.Best feeling ever.