OK 'fess up, who wrote to the SW

Spook_ie · 22-12-2008 10:21am #1

So quiet Sunday night and decided to browse for an online link to do with another AH thread when I stumbled on this one....
http://www.sundayworld.com/lifestyle/index.php

Dear Angela,

MY boyfriend and I have been living together for a few years now.

Within the first few months of our relationship he asked me if I would wear high heel boots or shoes and kick him hard in the balls as it turned him on.

I was uncomfortable doing this at the start and would just give him little taps but he told me to kick him as hard as I could. I now regularly kick him hard in the balls as the sex is incredible once the pain dies down and he is the best boyfriend I've ever had.

The thing is I want to get married soon and have children and I was wondering whether my kicking could affect his chances of fathering a child.

ANGELA SAYS
By kicking your boyfriend's testicles you can inflict serious injuries which can lead to permanent damage and infertility.

If your boyfriend gets turned on by suffering pain and if you want to keep playing along, go for a compromise: wear your boots or high heels and attack a less vulnerable part of his body.

So 'fess up which one of you is it? or more to the point anyone feel like confessing to ever writing to a paper for guidence? If so about what and did the advice help?

laura1408 · 22-12-2008 10:25am

ah ha ha ha ha ha

That is soooooo after making my boring monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quazzie · 22-12-2008 10:27am

I'm confused Spook.. Did this happen in a taxi or why do you care?

Silenceisbliss · 22-12-2008 10:27am

turned on by getting kicked in the balls........

guy has some serious issues. not beyond boards though must be said.

AnonoBoy · 22-12-2008 10:29am

Wait..... they have the PI forum in papers now?

Silenceisbliss · 22-12-2008 10:29am

best present EVAR!!!!!

Samurai · 22-12-2008 10:29am

Haha I'm always suspicious of those agony aunt letters being fiction though

Robbo · 22-12-2008 10:34am

Samurai wrote: »

Haha I'm always suspicious of those agony aunt letters being fiction though

Most are complete fabrications.

A now defunct Galway freesheet was quite fond of lifting theirs straight from PI on Boards.

giddybootz · 22-12-2008 10:47am

baa ha ha!!! brilliant!!

i used to write an agony aunt column in a college paper....all totally made up!! but what fun!!

MagicMarker · 22-12-2008 10:53am

I once read in one of those ''ladies'' mags of a girl who masterbated with her mother, and she wanted to know if it was normal.

Made my day.

themadchef · 22-12-2008 11:22am

ANGELA SAYS: "If your boyfriend gets turned on by suffering pain....."

Hmmm, Bring him shopping with you..in the sales, then make him sit through a full season of Desperate housewives.

Next time don't wait till he asks you to kick him in the bollox, catch him when he's not expecting in. In fact, do it while he's sleeping. Tell him you woke up and felf horny :eek:

ejmaztec · 22-12-2008 12:26pm

I thought that the OP had been caught out after somebody wrote to the Social Welfare, tipping them off about nixers. Back into hibernation I go.

Zebra3 · 22-12-2008 12:29pm

I wouldn't read the Sunday World let alone write to it.

SW=Skanger Weekly.

Rabies · 22-12-2008 12:36pm

... but it's from the Sunday World, its definitely true

AckwelFoley · 22-12-2008 2:02pm

Kick in the bollocks is a turn on?
Angela said it can do serious harm..

honey, im no expert, but id say the damage was done at birth.

Spook_ie · 22-12-2008 2:29pm

Q2002 wrote: »

I'm confused Spook.. Did this happen in a taxi or why do you care?

I care because I care, why do you care if it happened in a taxi or not? Maybe you just have a secret perversion for erotic fantasies in a taxi that you need to let out of your system, so come on 'fess up, you know that you want to!

Note to other AH users I didn't start about taxis but if this guy wants to bring them into the thread.......

jimmycrackcorm · 22-12-2008 2:36pm

Spook_ie wrote: »

So quiet Sunday night and decided to browse for an online link to do with another AH thread when I stumbled on this one....
http://www.sundayworld.com/lifestyle/index.php

So 'fess up which one of you is it? or more to the point anyone feel like confessing to ever writing to a paper for guidence? If so about what and did the advice help?

Just because I talk with a squeaky voice does not imply that it was me. :pac:

Biggins · 22-12-2008 2:38pm

Spook_ie wrote: »

So quiet Sunday night and decided to browse for an online link to do with another AH thread when I stumbled on this one....
http://www.sundayworld.com/lifestyle/index.php

So 'fess up which one of you is it? or more to the point anyone feel like confessing to ever writing to a paper for guidence? If so about what and did the advice help?

Well as most if us on the AH section need balls of steel just to be posting here, I suspect its none of us!

arybvtcw0eolkf · 22-12-2008 2:58pm

More to the point, who hacked Spooks account?..

A Spook thread and not one word about the taxi business or deregulation!.

¬¬

Merry Christmas Spook, I hope you have a good one out there - it can't be easy.

faceman · 22-12-2008 3:18pm

The Sunday World promised me anonymity

oeb · 22-12-2008 3:20pm

Spook_ie wrote: »

I care because I care, why do you care if it happened in a taxi or not? Maybe you just have a secret perversion for erotic fantasies in a taxi that you need to let out of your system, so come on 'fess up, you know that you want to!

Note to other AH users I didn't start about taxis but if this guy wants to bring them into the thread.......

Maybe he just wants to find out if it would be worth his while switching to your taxi company or not?

22-12-2008 4:59pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

I once read in one of those ''ladies'' mags of a girl who masterbated with her mother, and she wanted to know if it was normal.

Made my day.

I masturbate with yore ma every now and then. Maker her day?..........jaysus, it makes her hole weak!

MagicMarker · 22-12-2008 5:00pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I masturbate with yore ma every now and then. Maker her day?..........jaysus, it makes her hole weak!

My ma's dead.

AckwelFoley · 22-12-2008 6:48pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

My ma's dead.

More my type so.

Ghost Train · 22-12-2008 7:04pm

Kinda reminds me of cluedo

Professor Plums in the bedroom with the high heels, or maybe it was yore ma

Shacklebolt · 22-12-2008 8:31pm

I once seen an agony aunt article where a man thought he might just be sleeping with his half sister. Disturbing stuff, except that it was almost certainly made up.

The_B_Man · 22-12-2008 8:46pm

top half or bottom half?

Shacklebolt · 22-12-2008 8:57pm

The anonymity cant protect you B Man....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/deidre/article706990.ece

The_B_Man · 22-12-2008 9:15pm

Shacklebolt wrote: »

The anonymity cant protect you B Man....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/deidre/article706990.ece

pffft, why would i need to ask this deirdre one for advice when i run me own advice column???? (Google -> Ask Eoinzy)

or actually, heres the link:
Ask Eoinzy

22-12-2008 9:42pm

Robbo wrote: »

Most are complete fabrications.

A now defunct Galway freesheet was quite fond of lifting theirs straight from PI on Boards.

The Naked Galweigian?

That was great.

faceman · 23-12-2008 12:20pm

actually this reminds me of a time i was visiting a mate not too long after the invention of the DVD. He had ENd of Days on DVD and we were going to watch it on his computer, cos DVD players cost a million quid back then. So there was 3 of us there.

Anyway, me mate went to the jacks, so me and and the other lad decided we'd browse his internet cache to see what he does be looking up. Bearing in mind that this guy is of high morals, we didnt expect to find much.

We are so wrong.

We found a video clip of this bloke blindfolded, in the pelt and this wan in dominatrix gear walking him up kicking him in the ghoulies. THere was a link to the site it came form at the bottom of the screen.

When we challenged him about it he said he knew nothing about it. Thing is, he only lived with his Ma and his younger sister...

pablomakaveli · 23-12-2008 12:34pm

I remember being shown an e-mail video that was from some porn site where the guy filmed women biting,punching and kicking his balls.

Zzippy · 23-12-2008 1:08pm

Thread title disppoints. I thought someone had shopped Spook to the Social Welfare for working while on the dole...

OK 'fess up, who wrote to the SW

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