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Unknown substance on ATM

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  • 22-06-2009 8:01am
    #1
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭


    I was using the Bank Of Ireland ATM in Terenure yesterday.

    Walked up with my friend, was about to put my card in, noticed this AWFUL smell - some sort of vile mix of vomit, crap and the pits of Hell.

    Looked down at the keypad and noticed it was covered in this dried-in reddish substance.

    Dear Lord!

    I'm still confused as to what it was - if anyone read that thread about 'weirdest things you've seen' ... It reminded me of that "Scutterman" character :D


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    T-K-O
    Registered Users Posts: 6,309 ✭✭✭T-K-O


    Yeah but did you use the machine ?


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    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Someone got sick when they saw their balance.


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    #4
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Someone murdered that Bint off the AIB ad, and went smearing her body parts on every ATM in Terenure.

    I was born in Terenure,
    I met my husband in Terenure,
    I got married in Terenure,
    I got murdered and dismembered in Terenure, and my body parts were strewn across ATMs.... in Terenure.


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    #5
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I always take my money out before I get into town. Couple of reasons I suppose. Number one, people in town scare the life out of me and the thought of anyone waiting behind me to get money out / mug me freaks me out. And of course there is the whole idea that some wanker probably took a p1ss on the atm last night, or someone had their face smashed off it.


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    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,545 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    I've told Josie you can't make a deposit through the ATM..!


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    Rented Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I was using the Bank Of Ireland ATM in Terenure yesterday.

    Walked up with my friend, was about to put my card in, noticed this AWFUL smell - some sort of vile mix of vomit, crap and the pits of Hell.

    Looked down at the keypad and noticed it was covered in this dried-in reddish substance.

    Sounds like someone has the 'special' on the way home from a night on the sauce and was looking to get some money to pay for his/her taxi.

    I'm not a detective ......but I should be.


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    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    maybe someone had their period all over the atm :eek:


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    #9
    jigglywoo
    Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    Someone bled the ATM dry


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    #10
    JimmyCrackCorn!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 752 ✭✭✭JimmyCrackCorn!


    Brimstone


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    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Red wine/kebab spew by the sounds of it.

    -Funk


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Nothing like walking the streets of dublin at 5.30 in the morning counting the pavement Pizza's entertainment.....


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    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I always take my money out before I get into town.

    Either you keep your money under your mattress or have an ATM in your house.


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    Dan Chipowski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭Dan Chipowski


    It looks like ketchup, it smells like ketchup, but brother, it aint ketchup.


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    #15
    Voodu Child
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    Unknown substances are all part of fun of A2M


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    #16
    sassa
    Registered Users Posts: 334 ✭✭sassa


    maybe someone had an american psycho moment?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYEX9dV34I

    stray cat anyone?:p


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    irisheddie
    Registered Users Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    Thats why i allways use a JCB to carry my atm machine home


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    #18
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    T-K-O wrote: »
    Yeah but did you use the machine ?

    Shamefully, I did! :p

    I had my scarf over my face so I couldn't smell it and used a tissue over my hands so I wouldn't have to touch whatever it was... ugh!

    The other atm next to it was out of service, so I thought I had no choice!

    I then turned around and saw an AIB ATM across the road ... *sigh*


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    DubMedic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Shamefully, I did! :p

    I had my scarf over my face so I couldn't smell it and used a tissue over my hands so I wouldn't have to touch whatever it was... ugh!

    The other atm next to it was out of service, so I thought I had no choice!

    I then turned around and saw an AIB ATM across the road ... *sigh*

    Was that the one with the inevitable beggar attached to it?.

    .


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Money is an unknown substance when i try to use an ATM.:mad:


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    #21
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    DubMedic wrote: »
    Was that the one with the inevitable beggar attached to it?

    A beggar in The Nure? Horrdly!

    Although, I can hardly say it's posh, considering someone spewed all over one atm!

    Seriously, even walking back from the shop near the atm, I nearly passed out from the smell!

    It smelled like Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty had been camping there for weeks!


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    There used to be a Roma woman selling roses beside the ATM machine i use, just wondering if someone like her and her roses got blasted or something......:rolleyes:


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    wicklowgal
    Registered Users Posts: 193 ✭✭wicklowgal


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Shamefully, I did! :p

    I had my scarf over my face so I couldn't smell it and used a tissue over my hands so I wouldn't have to touch whatever it was... ugh!

    The other atm next to it was out of service, so I thought I had no choice!

    I then turned around and saw an AIB ATM across the road ... *sigh*

    Oh the things we do for money!!


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    old gregg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    strawberry jizz


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    #25
    DubMedic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    A beggar in The Nure? Horrdly!

    Although, I can hardly say it's posh, considering someone spewed all over one atm!

    Seriously, even walking back from the shop near the atm, I nearly passed out from the smell!

    It smelled like Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty had been camping there for weeks!

    /inserts generic celebrity hate comment here.

    But anyways, I can see why you use non inner-city atms.

    When I use one , I get the ' Ja Have a yuro on ya bud? '

    'oh no, sorry I don't . Unfortunately the machine doesn't deal in coins. '

    .


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    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Sorry. I read the word "bank" and assumed it was a combined sperm, blood, and faeces bank. My bad.


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    #27
    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    syklops wrote: »
    Someone murdered that Bint off the AIB ad, and went smearing her body parts on every ATM in Terenure.

    I was born in Terenure,
    I met my husband in Terenure,
    I got married in Terenure,
    I got murdered and dismembered in Terenure, and my body parts were strewn across ATMs.... in Terenure.


    Hahahahaha


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