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What do you do on the toilet?

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  • 26-03-2012 9:54am
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    lifeandtimes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭


    Hey Boardsies,

    i need a little help,i doing a little project and i need some of you answers on it.
    What do you guys do when you are on the toilet,I personally sit there bnd think,a lot of my best ideas have been thought up while iv been sitting there,they just come to me and i love it but i know a lot of you do other things like play games by counting tiles,pick your nose,read the paper...so im interested in what you guys do,tell me

    Serious and joke answers welcome

    Cheers
    LT:cool:


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    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I tend to brush my teeth while taking a poop in the morning and at night. I almost always sit down on the lavatory because I'm lazy, so when I'm not brushing my teeth I read a comic or part of a book.


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    #3
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    You mean the Epiphany Toilet?



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    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    I surf Boards while on the jacks.

    In fact i'm on the toilet right........... ugh........hmfffffff..........

    ahhhhhhh....... :)

    Right now


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    summerskin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    lifeandtimes wrote: »
    Hey Boardsies,

    i need a little help,i doing a little project and i need some of you answers on it.
    What do you guys do when you are on the toilet,I personally sit there bnd think,a lot of my best ideas have been thought up while iv been sitting there,they just come to me and i love it but i know a lot of you do other things like play games by counting tiles,pick your nose,read the paper...so im interested in what you guys do,tell me

    Serious and joke answers welcome

    Cheers
    LT:cool:

    put some legwork in and stop asking us to do your work for you.


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    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I like to sit down, reverse cowgirl, and I place my magazine and hot chocolate on the shelf while I relax!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK-7J8gq5TQ


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    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    If it's just a wee - nothing. If I'll be there for a while - crossword.


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    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    It's why god, or Steve Jobs, invented the iPad. Perfect size for use on the throne.


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    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I don't see the appeal of reading or whatever on the toilet (cliterature excluded obviously:D). I just want to get in, do my business and get out. I can think of any number of far more pleasant places to read!


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    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    What is with the freaks who actually do ANYTHING on the toilet other than, well... GO to the toilet!?!?!

    FREAKS!!!!!!

    Do your business, then leave!

    Yuck,


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    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Depends on what I reckon the consistency will be. A normal solid one, I'll bring nothing. If I reckon it's gonna be a messy one, I'll bring the newspaper.


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    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    ElleEm wrote: »
    What is with the freaks who actually do ANYTHING on the toilet other than, well... GO to the toilet!?!?!

    FREAKS!!!!!!

    Do your business, then leave!

    Yuck,

    Wow, strong words.

    Seems your feces ends up on Boards in the form of posts!


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    wilkie2006
    Registered Users Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    lifeandtimes wrote: »

    i need a little help,i doing a little project and i need some of you answers on it.
    What do you guys do when you are on the toilet,

    Yea, right! Pervert.





    ;)


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    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    wilkie2006 wrote: »
    Yea, right! Pervert.





    ;)

    i think OP meant his little project was taking a sh1te


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    Rabies
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    ElleEm wrote: »
    What is with the freaks who actually do ANYTHING on the toilet other than, well... GO to the toilet!?!?!

    FREAKS!!!!!!

    Do your business, then leave!

    Yuck,

    No point sitting there starring at the back of the door.
    Shampoo bottles and other bits get boring after a while.


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    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I like being in the lavatory. It's the only time when people feel obliged to leave you alone. You can hop in the shower, but you can't have anything in there to do after the first few minutes (Yeah, I mean ****).


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    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    If it's my house, I'll suft t'web. If it's someone else's, I'll giggle to myself while doing an A.C.

    -Funk


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    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    funk-you wrote: »
    If it's my house, I'll suft t'web. If it's someone else's, I'll giggle to myself while doing an A.C.

    -Funk

    I can imagine that every time you're on the jacks and a lump of poo hits the water below, you say:

    "Funk!"


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    Drumpot
    Registered Users Posts: 19,306 ✭✭✭✭Drumpot


    I usually bring the iphone with me and play a strategy game . .

    I have two young children and its a bit of a break for me. I am a dad and work from home so see them alot and get few breaks.

    Prob for me is I enjoy sitting on the toilet so much my legs regularly go numb! On the plus side, you can air your ass a few times if you flush the toilet while relaxing!


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    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    I can imagine that every time you're on the jacks and a lump of poo hits the water below, you say:

    "Funk!"

    Nope, 'ah jaysus' usually does the trick.

    -Funk


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    wilkie2006
    Registered Users Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    lifeandtimes wrote: »
    Hey Boardsies,

    i need a little help,i doing a little project and i need some of you answers on it.
    What do you guys do when you are on the toilet,I personally sit there bnd think,a lot of my best ideas have been thought up while iv been sitting there,they just come to me and i love it but i know a lot of you do other things like play games by counting tiles,pick your nose,read the paper...so im interested in what you guys do,tell me

    Serious and joke answers welcome

    Cheers
    LT:cool:

    Perhaps you could take inspiration from Mr Enderby...
    Enderby composes his poetry whilst seated on the toilet. His bathtub, which serves as a filing cabinet, is almost full of the mingled paper and food scraps that represent his efforts. Although he is recognised as a minor poet with several published works (and is even awarded a small prize, the 'Goodby Gold Medal', which he refuses), he has yet to be anthologised.


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    [Deleted User]
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    nothing unusual


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    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    Rabies wrote: »
    No point sitting there starring at the back of the door.
    Shampoo bottles and other bits get boring after a while.

    How long does it take that you get bored enough to start reading stuff?


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    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    ElleEm wrote: »
    Rabies wrote: »
    No point sitting there starring at the back of the door.
    Shampoo bottles and other bits get boring after a while.

    How long does it take that you get bored enough to start reading stuff?

    Obviously you don't appreciate a good long sh*te, one of life's little pleasures!


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    M cebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭M cebee


    harvey norman have an item called toilet basketball for sale
    I thought it was bizarre myself


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    #26
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I sit back and think of the queen.


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    #27
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    It's times like this I miss the flutt :(


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    #28
    dubtom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    Usually have a read..and write.


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    #29
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    Due to chronic and un treated piles I tend to scream at the top of my voice while crying hysterically and punching the toilet wall with a closed fist.


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    GASMANN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 496 ✭✭GASMANN


    CardBordWindow wrote: »
    Depends on what I reckon the consistency will be. A normal solid one, I'll bring nothing. If I reckon it's gonna be a messy one, I'll bring the newspaper.


    to cover the floor ?


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    Boulevardier
    Registered Users Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭Boulevardier


    I read or else bring the radio.


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