Do you bite your nails and eat them?

supernova84 · 03-11-2012 9:35pm #1

I bite me nails and eat them and I like it. What do you do with your nails?

mfceiling · 03-11-2012 9:36pm

Same....and i fcuking hate myself for doing it

Valentina · 03-11-2012 9:38pm

supernova84 wrote: »

I bite me nails and eat them and I like it. What do you do with your nails?

Throw them in the bin like a normal person.

1ZRed · 03-11-2012 9:39pm

No. I clip them down the second there's a bit of white in them.

Sunnyisland · 03-11-2012 9:40pm

I don't bite my nails anymore as I have lost all my teeth.

flutterflye · 03-11-2012 9:40pm

No.

megarusty · 03-11-2012 9:41pm

Valentina wrote: »

Throw them in the bin like a normal person.

Implying it's normal to bite your nails. No offence I do it as well and despise myself for doing so.

donglen · 03-11-2012 9:42pm

supernova84 wrote: »

I bite me nails and eat them and I like it. What do you do with your nails?

I usually throw mine down behind the couch. There can be quite a build-up if the wife doesn't hoover them up.

mattjack · 03-11-2012 9:42pm

The maid does it for me.

aaronjumper · 03-11-2012 9:43pm

I bite them and eat them. I make sure to wash my hands first though.

james142 · 03-11-2012 9:43pm

I bite me nails (or whatever is left of them anyway) and eat them too. I also do the same to my skin around the nail. Hate doing it though

keith16 · 03-11-2012 9:45pm

I collect all mine and grade each one individually according to size and strength.

nucker · 03-11-2012 9:46pm

Sometimes, its one of the nasty habits I know I shouldn't be doing, yet still do it when I don't clip me nails with either a clipper or scissors. What makes it unbelievable is that most of the time they are right in front of me, and I don't use them to cut the nails

shrewd · 03-11-2012 9:46pm

supernova84 wrote: »

I bite me nails and eat them and I like it. What do you do with your nails?

cut them with a nail-cutter. sometime bite them when i can't find a nail-cutter.
never eat them :eek: though. that's disgusting

shedweller · 03-11-2012 9:47pm

keith16 wrote: »

I collect all mine and grade each one individually according to size and strength.

:eek:
I've seen someone collecting them in a little box!

:eek:

frag420 · 03-11-2012 9:50pm

I dip em in jam first before I bite them. I then chew them up a little before rubbing the chewed up jammy bits of nails on a pastry in my local Tesco.

o1s1n · 03-11-2012 9:53pm

I did when I was younger. Then heard stories of people eating their hair and having a ball of it collect in their stomach. Imagine what something as sharp as a fingernail does to your stomach and intestines.

Now I spit them into a spitton like a normal person.

lidllady · 03-11-2012 9:53pm

Shure dere's fiarce 'ating in dem althougher!

Nah eating them's a bit creepy...

Gillington · 03-11-2012 9:54pm

EAT THEM?????

WTF!!??

af_thefragile · 03-11-2012 9:56pm

I vote this thread for the most vomit inducing thread of the week!

kowloon · 03-11-2012 10:01pm

o1s1n wrote: »

I did when I was younger. Then heard stories of people eating their hair and having a ball of it collect in their stomach. Imagine what something as sharp as a fingernail does to your stomach and intestines.

Now I spit them into a spitton like a normal person.

I'd imagine they go quite soft, much like bits of bone.

I chipped a toot from biting my nails and opening packets. It taught me not to do it so much.

cuana · 03-11-2012 10:02pm

Disgusting :eek:

OneArt · 03-11-2012 10:14pm

I thought the Venus de Milo was ample warning to people who carried on with this habit.

03-11-2012 10:17pm

I mix my nail clippings into a Tayto crisp sandwich, the cheese and onion smell is so strong that you don't even taste the crisps, which I don't really like anyway.

caste_in_exile · 03-11-2012 10:20pm

Can't resist a nibble myself... right down to the membrane, where it stings

areyawell · 03-11-2012 10:23pm

I usually pick my arse for a while and then nibble on the nail when they are smelly and brown

03-11-2012 10:28pm

areyawell wrote: »

I usually pick my arse for a while and then nibble on the nail when they are smelly and brown

That's disgusting.
You've just put me off my 'clipping and crisps' sandwich.

SuperInfinity · 03-11-2012 10:34pm

I never eat my nails, I think that's disgusting.

girl2 · 03-11-2012 10:45pm

Yuk yuk yuk :eek:

You can get worms from that.

Logical_Bear · 03-11-2012 10:47pm

i bite my nails.

but strangely enough I never remember biting them or eating them.They are always short.

reginald · 03-11-2012 10:58pm

I know someone that has an ingrown toe nail, he picks at it and scrapes the jam from underneath with the file on the nail clippers, sniffs and eats the jam and then continues to hack away at it till it bleeds.

A pure gentleman

james142 · 03-11-2012 11:11pm

reginald wrote: »

I know someone that has an ingrown toe nail, he picks at it and scrapes the jam from underneath with the file on the nail clippers, sniffs and eats the jam and then continues to hack away at it till it bleeds.

A pure gentleman

There are some stories that should never be shared. This.. this is one of them.

EoghanIRL · 03-11-2012 11:22pm

james142 wrote: »

There are some stories that should never be shared. This.. this is one of them.

Dafuq was that story lol

caste_in_exile · 03-11-2012 11:45pm

Remember the really small lad in school, with the really nervous disposition who really would chew em right down to.. well nothing, really...

TeddyTedson · 04-11-2012 12:09am

I used to bite my nails but never knew people ate them. I had to break the habit though for finger picking on the guitar (sorry to ruin a joke there

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Actually slightly annoying that I broke the habit now as my left hand often has nails too long which doesn't help playing.

Also what the he'll is that white crap in your nails. I remember I always got that up until a few years ago. I used to hear it was a calcium deficiency but I haven't changed my died and it's stopped.

LETHAL LADY · 04-11-2012 12:39am

My older brother was the ultimate disgusting bastard when it came to nails and just to make his sisters squirm he kept a big toe nail with skin on in a ring box and worse than that he also fried his toenails as if they were bacon, nothing phases me since when it comes to men.