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whats the worst film youve ever seen?

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    #32
    Mark
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    The Rocky Horror Picture Show.....nuff said


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    #33
    Goodshape
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    R.O.T.O.R. or Robotic Officer Tactical Operation Research

    ....falls into the "so bad its good" catagory.

    Anybody else see this? We tragicly lost the only copy we ever had :( ...kind of a cult classic about the town.

    oh, btw... APEX was good craic back in the day, AngleWhore. I remeber getting a preview copy from a friend who worked for a magazine of somesort. Classic stuff :D


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    #34
    Makaveli
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    Dude Where's My Car
    and
    the new Planet of The Apes

    They are the first two that come to mind.


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    #35
    [nicK]
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    Jeepers Creepers .....I was really glad to have watched it because at least then i could have a film as "worst film ever" ...so it was pretty entertaining that way i suppose..


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    #36
    Karl Hungus
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    Originally posted by Goodshape
    R.O.T.O.R. or Robotic Officer Tactical Operation Research

    ....falls into the "so bad its good" catagory.

    Anybody else see this? We tragicly lost the only copy we ever had :( ...kind of a cult classic about the town.

    oh, btw... APEX was good craic back in the day, AngleWhore. I remeber getting a preview copy from a friend who worked for a magazine of somesort. Classic stuff :D

    I dunno. I personally can't stand bad SciFi. As much as I love to watch seriously crap horror films, I just can't like crap SF in the same way at all. Something now like Screamers, I thought was sheer dreadfull, and just about unwatchable, but there's a few people I know who liked it. Even the kinda middle of the road stuff I can barely watch, so it really has to be good SF, or nothing. But I can just about stomach any kind of crap horror.


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    #37
    Bard
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    Originally posted by TwoShedsJackson
    Man Bites Dog.

    Well said! Couldn't agree more!!!

    Complete and utter bastard of a bad movie.


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    #38
    RasTa
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    mission impossible 2
    the fast and the furious


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    #39
    misty
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    The worst films have got to be 40days and 40nights and jeepers creepers


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    #40
    Wook
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    'fire walk with me' from twin peaks
    got that movie sucked donkey's arse...
    especially if you havent seen a single one from the series..


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    #41
    KdjaCL
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    Series 7 The Contenders.

    Thee most awful movie ever made.
    There was nothing else on that weekend so i seen it.


    KdjaC


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    #42
    ozpass
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    Series 7 The Contenders.

    God yeah! I rented that stinkfest a couple of weeks back. I watched the first ten minutes of 'teenager with a handicam' garbage and switched off.:eek:


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    #43
    flyz
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    Spawn

    Eyes Wide Shut


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    #44
    ObeyGiant
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    Originally posted by AngelWhore
    Dagon - Dreadfull H.P. Lovecraft adaption, with a lead actor that was desperately trying to be Jeffrey Combs.
    Everyone? Ignore AngelWhore.

    I really, really enjoyed Dagon (just as much as I enjoyed Re-Animator). Sure, it takes itself a lot more seriously than Re-Animator, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. There is a massively creepy atmosphere over the entire film, and it is pretty faithful to the feeling of the original story.

    I think you're clutching at straws by saying the guy wanted to be Jeffrey Combs. Naturally, there are going to be similarities between the two (Stuart Gordon is not a fantastically multi-faceted director, but what he does, he does well), but I certainly don't think he was trying to be him.


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    #45
    artvandelay
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    All the batmans after tim burton and michael keaton


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    #46
    koneko
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    Toys, with Robin Williams.

    Awful awful film. Cant say that too many times. Really bad.

    BAD Robin Williams, BAD! He deserves a smacking for that one.


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    #47
    Kalina
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    "Dude, where's my car" is one of the worst movies I've seen, I tried to see the funny side to it but it was so painfully stupid I couldn't pick out the humour at all.


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    #48
    johnnynolegs
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    yeah dude wheres............ was sooooooooooo bad it was unbelievable


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    Mercury_Tilt
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    #50
    plastic membrane
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    Batman and Robin. That movie is evil..


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    #51
    dougal
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    The Others has to be the most pointless load of tripe I have ever seen!
    I didn't walk out because I was comatose!


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    #52
    Karl Hungus
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    Originally posted by ObeyGiant
    Everyone? Ignore AngelWhore.

    I really, really enjoyed Dagon (just as much as I enjoyed Re-Animator). Sure, it takes itself a lot more seriously than Re-Animator, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. There is a massively creepy atmosphere over the entire film, and it is pretty faithful to the feeling of the original story.

    I think you're clutching at straws by saying the guy wanted to be Jeffrey Combs. Naturally, there are going to be similarities between the two (Stuart Gordon is not a fantastically multi-faceted director, but what he does, he does well), but I certainly don't think he was trying to be him.

    Oh come on, the whole characterization just screamed of immitation! It's like they tried to get Combs again, but assuming they didn't, they just planted a crappy copy.

    The actor was my main critisism with the film, but perhaps I am being too harsh, as it's fairly fresh in my memory. Perhaps I might see it again at some stage, and not hate it so much? But Lovecraft films always had great, sinister actors in them; Jeffery Combs, Bruce Payne, John Rhys-Davies, David Warner... All fantastic, charismatic actors. But Dagon really had nothing to offer than a camp young fellow with a lack of personality.

    I'm try to find a copy of Nyarlathotep though, as I hear that's very good.


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    #53
    Wossack
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    Any 'film' with Chuck Norris in it, sorry. Thought Godzilla (the newer one, the old
    ones are great ;)) was a steaming pile of festering, putrid....


    ...I didnt like it :o

    <edit> Opps, nearly forgot Desperado... the less said about that the better </edit>


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    #54
    Rabies
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    my list of crap movies
    1. jeepers creepers
    2. freddy got fingered
    3. ghosts of mars
    4. bend it like beckham
    5. dungeons and dragons
    6. wes craven's vampires (bon jovie is the lead chatacter :rolleyes:


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    #55
    polarbelly
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    i cant remeber the film 's title cos it was so dire... but it was a kids film about a knight from medievil times who got transported in to the future

    the guy from leon was in it, and man it sucked


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    #56
    Kali
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    Masters Of The Universe
    or any film with hulk hogan


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    #57
    Karl Hungus
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    Originally posted by Rabies

    [*]wes craven's vampires (bon jovie is the lead chatacter :rolleyes:

    It was John Carpenter's Vampires, and it had James Woods as the main Character. Bon Jovi is in the sequal, which I haven't seen, but the first film was very good indeed.

    And Polarbelly, that film you're on about is 'Just Visiting'.


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    #58
    PiE
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    Wendigo.

    Saw it a few nights ago, still don't know what it was about.


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    #59
    Karl Hungus
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    Originally posted by PiE
    Wendigo.

    Saw it a few nights ago, still don't know what it was about.

    I was gonna rent that out.
    Still might.


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    #60
    BuffyBot
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    Night of the Comet...arrghh!!! Worst Film Ever!


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    #61
    Karl Hungus
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    Originally posted by BuffyBot
    Night of the Comet...arrghh!!! Worst Film Ever!

    That was pretty watchable, actually.
    Wasn't yer man from Voyager in that?


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