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Shakespearean insults

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  • 25-10-2011 9:21pm
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    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,430 ✭✭✭✭


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    So who can come up with the best insult? Have a go thou spongy rump-fed lewdster. :pac:


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    celticbhoy27
    Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭celticbhoy27


    thou artless base-court apple-john



    i'll be honest, that's the only line i read


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    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Thou tottering toad-spotted strumpet...

    I like that...


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    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    thou warped fool-born codpiece thou.


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    #5
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Shakespeare invented 'Yore Ma' jokes
    Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2 wrote: »
    DEMETRIUS

    Villain, what hast thou done?

    AARON

    That which thou canst not undo.

    CHIRON

    Thou hast undone our mother.

    AARON

    Villain, I have done thy mother.


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    mackg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    thou yeasty weather bitten harpy.


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    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    thou tottering onion eyed miscreant is one i could use quite regularly, love it


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    BigDuffman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    I've known a few mangled swag bellied hedge pigs in my time


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    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    "You know what, I am so sick of listening to your crap!"


    "You are nothing but a spleeny onion-eyed canker-blossom!"

    :D


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    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Thou unmuzzled sheep-biting hedge-pig.


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    Bodhisopha
    Registered Users Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    Shakespearean:

    Thou mangled, fool-born strumpet.

    Ebonics:

    You fúcked up, bitch made ho.


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    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    Thou bootless fly-bitten lout


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    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    Thou saucy pox-marked horn-beast


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    Krusader
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Thou rank half-faced scut


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    Tragamin2k2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Tragamin2k2


    did people with tourettes back then shout all this stuff?


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