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'Canoeist missing for five years walks into police station'

  • 04-12-2007 12:36am
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    A canoeist who went missing and was presumed drowned more than five years ago has walked into a London police station.

    The shattered remains of John Darwin’s red canoe were found washed up on a beach in Seaton Carew, near Hartlepool in England, in March 2002.

    An extensive search involving police and coastguard officers was carried out on the coastline from Hartlepool down to Staithes, North Yorkshire, but no trace was ever found of Mr Darwin, then aged 51.

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    But Cleveland Police said Mr Darwin, a married father-of-two, walked into the West End Central Police Station in London at 5.30pm on Saturday.

    A spokesman said: “Mr Darwin is fit and well and relatives have been informed of his whereabouts. It is not known at this time where he has spent the last five and a half years.”

    Mr Darwin’s disappearance sparked agony for his family.

    His wife Anne, a doctor’s receptionist, said six months after her husband vanished: “People die, have a funeral, they have a headstone, there is something to mark the fact they existed on this earth.

    “But without a body, I don’t know how we can mark John’s life. All I want is to bury his body. It would enable me to move on. It’s difficult to grieve without bringing things to a close, but as it is I’m in limbo and there’s nothing I can do.”

    http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/mhmhidsnqlsn/


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    So there's hope for Steve Fossett yet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    Where the hell was he??


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    See, I told you Zombies were real!

    So what do they do with his grave now that he's still alive?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    While we're on this subject. What ever came of that woman that walked into a garda station with the Chihuahua a few weeks back?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    See, I told you Zombies were real!

    So what do they do with his grave now that he's still alive?

    Dig up the hobo they buried alive.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I don't trust those Hartlepool bastards...

    They hung that monkey!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Stekelly wrote: »
    While we're on this subject. What ever came of that woman that walked into a garda station with the Chihuahua a few weeks back?

    Someone claimed her. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    I wonder if his wife had moved on, a la Castaway, what would happen between them...

    Would she dump her new man or just break the news gently to the poor guy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    better yet, do the family have to return the insurance policy payout now??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭skelliser


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    So there's hope for Steve Fossett yet

    they still havent found him??!!! thats crazy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    skelliser wrote: »
    they still havent found him??!!! thats crazy

    Yeah read the other day that his missus want him declared officially dead. She got the whiff of an insurance pay out I'm sure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Yeah read the other day that his missus want him declared officially dead. She got the whiff of an insurance pay out I'm sure.

    or maybe she wants closure on an extremely difficult time in her life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    skelliser wrote: »
    they still havent found him??!!! thats crazy

    He disappeared over the nevada desert, didn't he ?
    prob strayed a bit too close to area 51

    shot down i guess :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Yeah read the other day that his missus want him declared officially dead. She got the whiff of an insurance pay out I'm sure.

    Even without the insurance he is/was worth millions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    i thought this was going to be a joke.


    a canoeist walks into a police stations and says....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    longshanks wrote: »
    or maybe she wants closure on an extremely difficult time in her life.

    Ah now come on. The guys been missing for three months. A person is not usually pronounced dead until they are missing for seven years. Yes chances are he's dead but surely a loving wife would want to hold onto any last bit of hope. So far they have found eight previously unknown crash sights while looking for him so chances are the private groups still looking for him will find more. Mrs. Fossett just seems to be giving up hope a bit too easily.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    surely a loving wife would want to hold onto any last bit of hope

    Hope is a killer. At least when someone is declared dead there is some closure. Waiting for something to happen is far, far harder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    LadyJ wrote: »
    Hope is a killer. At least when someone is declared dead there is some closure. Waiting for something to happen is far, far harder.

    A blow no doubt softened by a couple of million in the bank. :D *


    *Yes I know I'm terribly cynical


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    better yet, do the family have to return the insurance policy payout now??
    Insurance policies generally don't pay out without a death certificate, which can only be obtained when you have a body or when someone is missing for seven years.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,118 Mod ✭✭✭✭robinph


    They said on the BBC news last night that the canoeists wife had sold off their house a couple of months ago and dissapeared herself. Cannot find any mention of that in the stories this morning though but a bit odd that she's not yet appeared in the stories about her husband reappearing after five years.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    i thought this was going to be a joke.


    a canoeist walks into a police stations and says....

    Yeah, I thought the same

    A missing cannoeist for five years walks into a police station

    You think he would've seen it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Yeah, I thought the same

    A missing cannoeist for five years walks into a police station

    You think he would've seen it.


    Looks like he's going to be seeing a lot more of it.....linky


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    robinph wrote: »
    They said on the BBC news last night that the canoeists wife had sold off their house a couple of months ago and dissapeared herself. Cannot find any mention of that in the stories this morning though but a bit odd that she's not yet appeared in the stories about her husband reappearing after five years.

    In the papaer this morning, it said she had sold their seaside home and moved to Panama in the last few months, but is kids are still in England. it was in the metro I saw it.

    Edit: just read above, very interesting! There's a solution to my debt problems!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Duiske wrote: »
    Looks like he's going to be seeing a lot more of it.....linky
    Haha! That qualifies for zing of the year I think. Looking at the photos, he could possibly just be a lookalike, but the wife sticks out a mile, it's the teeth.

    Clearly a blatant insurance fraud - a coroner pronounced him dead after just a year, despite being sans corpse so she got the insurance money. Perhaps the coroner was promised a few quid for his troubles.

    Sounds like maybe he missed his family or they had a row and broke up so he decided that "coming back from the dead" sounded like a good idea.

    God bless the Internet. It weeds out all sorts of small time scammers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭MOH


    Not a very good scam really? Get away with it, everyone thinks your dead, claim the insurance money, then walk into a police station 7 years later?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 537 ✭✭✭Oswald Osbourne


    Duiske wrote: »
    Looks like he's going to be seeing a lot more of it.....linky


    Looks like he's up the creek without a paddle this time.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Haha, so it was a scam after all:
    The mystery of missing canoeist John Darwin could well have been cracked by a single mother using the internet.

    While the world's media and experienced detectives tried to unravel Mr Darwin's missing five years, the unnamed mother put the words John, Anne and Panama into Google and up popped a picture that seems to show the "dead" man with his wife Anne in Panama dated from July last year.

    That was four years after the 57-year-old had gone missing off the coast while out in his canoe and later pronounced dead at an inquest. When she forwarded the picture to detectives she said she was told: "You're joking".

    Source: The Guardian Unlimited

    Hah, so so idiotic.


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