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Bellybutton question.

  • 19-01-2012 4:08pm
    #1
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Why don't cats have bellybuttons?

    I know...random question, but I want to know.


Comments

  • #2
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    They do they're just small.
    Apparently.


  • #3
    elefant
    Registered Users Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭elefant


    Cos cats hatch from eggs.


  • #4
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    They do.

    Do ants have arseholes?


  • #5
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    I don't think most "litter" animals do, do they?
    Edit: Oh, they do. There we go then.


  • #6
    Tin Foil Hat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,664 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    Fart wrote: »
    They do.

    Do ants have arseholes?

    In any large group there's going to be a certain percentage of arseholes.


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  • #7
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Trust me on this, and why didn't OP just Google even Wikipedia is more reliable than us.


  • #8
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    They do but theyre not buttons, theyre called nobbins. (I made that up but it sounds like it could be true)


  • #9
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    saa wrote: »
    why didn't OP just Google even Wikipedia is more reliable than us.

    ....but less fun


  • #10
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,507 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    The tidy towns committee put them in bins when they see the litter.


  • #11
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    You would need to shave the pussy in order to see where the cord goes.


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  • #12
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    elefant wrote: »
    Cos cats hatch from eggs.

    actually cats metamorphosize from CATerpillars


  • #13
    Ormus
    Registered Users Posts: 3,913 ✭✭✭Ormus


    I always wondered why birds don't wee.


  • #14
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Ormus wrote: »
    I always wondered why birds don't wee.

    They do, it just all comes out the one hole called the cloaca.


  • #15
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    This is Bellybutton. It's my naval base.


  • #16
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    When I was little my sister convinced me my belly button was supposed to be an outie and that I was to pull it out.

    Much pain ensued as I tried my best :(


  • #17
    Ormus
    Registered Users Posts: 3,913 ✭✭✭Ormus


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    They do, it just all comes out the one hole called the cloaca.

    They don't.

    They never wee.

    I wasn't suggesting it doesn't come out at all, come on.


  • #18
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Does anyone else suffer from an extremely sensitive bellybutton?

    I can't bear to have my bellybutton touched.

    Very sensitive in that area altogether.

    I sometimes have nightmares about a pin being stuck on my bellybutton.

    It's just unbearable.

    I'm an outie, if that makes any difference?

    Even reading Duggy's post above made me faintly nauseous.


  • #19
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    dr strangelove wrote: »
    ....but less fun


    Well.... if this is what you call fun brah.


  • #20
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    so...are you an inny or an outie?

    :pac:


  • #21
    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger


    Dogs are the same. Barely visible.

    On a slightly related note, guys, next time you see your hot female friend, bet her she can't touch her bellybutton with both her elbows.
    Watch.
    Enjoy.
    Thank me later.


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  • #22
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Who was it that hatched from an egg, was it Mork from Mork and Mindy or was it Monkey Magic?


  • #23
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Speaking of bellybuttons; can anyone explain this?


  • #24
    puzzle factory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭puzzle factory


    my friend was playing with his belly button wan night and he managed to rip the knot,talk about a job we had to get him back together.and what the hell were you doing to the cat that you discovered he had no belly button ?


  • #25
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Speaking of bellybuttons; can anyone explain this?
    that's the scar that was left after God lowered them down from heaven on a bungee chord.


  • #26
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    Who was it that hatched from an egg, was it Mork from Mork and Mindy or was it Monkey Magic?

    Yeah that was Monkey from Monkey Magic all right.

    Know how you can tell? No bellybutton.


  • #27
    Adaline Harsh Racist
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ Adaline Harsh Racist


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Ormus wrote: »
    I always wondered why birds don't wee.

    They do, it just all comes out the one hole called the cloaca.

    Admit it u made that up too and if not how do you prononce it ?


  • #28
    puzzle factory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭puzzle factory


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Speaking of bellybuttons; can anyone explain this?

    looks like something wexford people would put on a stamp........


  • #29
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Speaking of bellybuttons; can anyone explain this?
    God made them that way so they wouldn't think their kids were weird... I mean he's not stupid.


  • #30
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    strobe wrote: »
    Yeah that was Monkey from Monkey Magic all right.

    Know how you can tell? No bellybutton.
    I don't remember Monkey Magic's belly button at all, this definitely checks out.


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