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3 friends that have useful jobs

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  • 20-01-2012 1:06am
    #1
    thunderdog
    Registered Users Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭


    I was thinking about this tonight-what friends I have that have jobs that can be useful to me....for example a friend that has a job whereby you can get lots of free stuff from them or a friend that can offer their skill to you for free....something along those lines!

    Sounds very selfish I know but more a bit of fun than anything else.

    So list 3 jobs you would like your friends to have that would be of use to you. I'll get the ball rolling with some obvious ones:

    1. Doctor/pharmacist-get you free prescriptions and pills
    2. Barman-get you cheap/free drinks on the sly
    3. IT specialist-bit boring I know, but we all need that boring friend to help us with all our technical needs such as fixing a "blue screen of death" or getting rid of a virus that attached itself to one of our dodgy downloads

    Anyway thats 3 off the top of my head. There are many more I can think of but its actually quite hard to pick only 3. Give it a go. These jobs can be of real or fictional friends!;)


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    #2
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    In order of importance:
    • Cop
    • Judge
    • Politician


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    #3
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Prostitute, ice-cream man, American president


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    #4
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Porn star.

    Crèche owner.

    Slave owner.


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    #5
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Drug dealer.


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    #6
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Coke Dealer.
    Hooker.
    Doctor.


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    #7
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I'll take 3 hookers please Bob


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    #8
    bleg
    Registered Users Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    thunderdog wrote: »

    1. Doctor/pharmacist-get you free prescriptions and pills



    Better be a pharmacist that owns his/her own shop, employee pharmacists only get a discount. My sis is a doc though and it's pretty handy alright.


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    #9
    RickRoll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭RickRoll


    Car Mechanic
    Publican
    Brothel owner


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    #10
    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger


    Priest.
    Marriage counsellor.
    Hitman.

    In that order.


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    #11
    catthinkin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭catthinkin


    God
    budda
    Ja


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    #12
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    • Guard
    • Solicitor
    • Face Kicker


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    #13
    saa
    Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Guidance counsellor,
    life coach,
    Reiki practitioner.

    ..obviously.


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    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    My name is URL wrote: »
    I'll take 3 hookers please Bob

    Pimp ;)


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    #15
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    Doctor.
    Handyman.
    Handywoman.


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    #16
    EGAR
    Registered Users Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    Vet
    Vet
    Vet


    I have a lot of animals :D.


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    #17
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Hash/Weed dealer
    Garda
    Recruitment interviewer
    Mechanic
    Slut


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    #18
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Money lender
    The genie out of aladdin.
    And hailey off coronation street.


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    #19
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Doctor
    masseur
    builder


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    #20
    Mr Keek
    Registered Users Posts: 497 ✭✭Mr Keek


    We have the best estate for neighbours, 8 houses and we have a plumber, electrician, mechanic, Garda and a paramedic.

    Great neighbours and someone to call on for any emergency.

    Only downside was smoking a joint in the back garden and a shade living 2 doors up!


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    #21
    gizmorox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭gizmorox


    My friend's a flight attendant,cheap buddy flights are great:D


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    #22
    Mr Keek
    Registered Users Posts: 497 ✭✭Mr Keek


    gizmorox wrote: »
    My friend's a flight attendant,cheap buddy flights are great:D

    ... And duty free


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    #23
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    my friends a flight attendant and he keeps rubbing my leg in an inappropriate way.


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    #24
    paky
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭paky


    john
    paul
    doyle


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    #25
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Politician
    Bar Owner
    Drug Dealer


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    #26
    gsxr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭gsxr1


    why do people include handy men with doctors.

    Yet dont pay the handy man very well(new tittle for anyone in the building trade or from Poland).

    (I am not a handy man)


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    #27
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    A pool cue
    A washing machine
    A step ladder

    oops was meant to be a pm to big poppa brown bear , how did it end up here.


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    #28
    Arpa
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭Arpa


    I'm pretty lucky in this regard.

    1. Sister - Barrister (Though I don't think she'd be any use to me except giving advice).
    2. Friend - Chemist (If you know Owsley from the Acid Test, that's him)
    3. Friend - Barman (Obvious benefits)


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    #29
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    bATMAN
    pROFESSOR X
    Paul Scholes.


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    #30
    cofy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    Psychiatrist - just look at the hour of the morning it is, and I'm still awake:eek:


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    #31
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Solicitor
    Bike mechanic
    Taximan

    I've gotten freebies from all three :)


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